BEXX BÄTÄNG! edition
/hoc/
That ass though
how new are you? This Costa Rican retard asks the same question every thread.
>7 posts early
i needed it
>but i really wanted to make the op
>inb4 some cuck posts Preddit memes with autistic bandwagon graphs
As if the goodest guys of the playoffs making it to the SCF isnt going the get underdog love from the whole fucking world
Not to even mention the fact that the percentage of /hoc/ anons using r/hockey as a news/stats site and /hoc/ for shitposting and bantz is about 99%
Control your autism plz
those are just blackcuck "fans" trying to deflect their status.
salty reddithawks fan try to shift the reddit blame elsewhere
Is getting poop in your hip the secret to being an elite goaler?
>Chicago "Literally 3 goals in Playoffs """""Dynasty"""""""" Blackhawks
So just
Who is she? My penis needs some answers.
my mom
PEKSI RINNE
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Someone post the /hoc/ discord link
I'm buttmad as fuck
FUCK
if there wasn't refpuck,
>we woud've made the third round and swept the preds
Finnish goaltending finds a way
>discord
How about no
Hi. Did the ducks win?
No. Bettman couldn't help them this time
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Can't worry the Murray.
Oh ;_;
Reminder that Penguins hold 3/4 offencive stat leaders and Murray leads the playoffs in GAA and SV%
Preds dont stand a chance
Pens over SNES in 6
Pens over Predditors in 4
>Reddit is bandwagoning the plucky underdogs Preds
>therefore /hoc/ has to support the most disgusting player ever and his sickening powerhouse team
Really makes you think
that's what the penguinos conspiracy and canadians wants you to do
but you have to stand up against it
Name our band
Who gives a fuck about reddit.
Rooting for the Preds 100%
The niggers
>Bernier literally cost the Ducks the game
lel
Is gibson the oveckin of goalies?
How is he considered a good goalie?
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Because he plays for a californian team, and californians don't know hockey
Quick was never that bad.
Jones is pretty reliable
Preds would have embarrassed you desu
Lundshits is obviously the Ovi of goalies
>no one remembers the Harry Potter scar on Hall which was made by Corey Potter
I'm not saying that good goalies can't play for californian teams. I'm saying that clifornians aren't that good at telling good goalies apart from not so good ones.
Hedman's scar > Hall's scar
tbf
Only because its in the embarrass Frogs script Gary wrote up. They lose out on QC team AND Subban wins a cup? Frogs will be on suicide watch.
Its all part of Garys plan. Crashing this province. With no survivors
well that image was tinier than it looked in google image
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not really
Lundqvist succeeds when he has a good team around him
Looks more like Perry tried to collect his scalp
Lundquist is more the Joe thornton. Always has a shit team around him
>yfw Lundqvist and Talbot get reunited next season
THE SMASHVILLE SHITPOSTERS WERE RIGHT
Shorks aren't really a shit team on a paper, they have many strong players despite their age, they just don't seem to work so well together.
Lundqvist will most likely stay in New York for the rest of his career, even if they're shit. He always talks about how well he's settled in there.
Reminder that Antti Raanta has more Stan Lee rings then "the king"
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Kinda sad really. Just gets shit on in the post season and will never win a cup.
well... at least he won two meme championships.
>failed four chaptchas
>skip the "clothes" captcha
>win
Literally inconsolable
ITS THE JACKETS YEAR NEXT YEAR
Go to work Ted
I got fired
LMAOing so hard at your life
For fucking the bosses wife
Top kek
>stealing boxes on your day off
>the bosses wifes son
You forgot a word
I need them to move into my new apartment
Was Peter Forsberg actually a great hockey player, or was he a meme?
I mean, he was always injured
Sakic babby
NY is probably the place closest to Sweden socially because we don't like to talk to strangers, no random conversations. Trains are almost universally dead silent unless someone is drunk.
For me he was Crosby tier at his peak. Just no longevity
Pittsburgh is a shoe-in at this point, honestly.
OTW aint winning two straight, and if for whatever reason they manage to do so, they're just asking for a "Colorado/Florida"-esque sweep.
I'm certain if it's Nashville Pittsburgh (which is what I've been trying to tell people since the Conference Finals started), we're going to get a legit fun series to watch.
Shitposting and memes aside, Nsh/Pit in the Cup will be so esthetically pleasing to the eye.
You know it to be true.
If Penguins repeat is Mike Sullivan unarguably the best coach in the league? Babcock couldnt repeat with a super team. Quenville couldnt repeat with a superteam.
meanwhile in canada
>About 1,700 tickets available on Ticketmaster for tonight's #Sens/Pens game in Ottawa, 13 hours away. Cheapest $140. Not counting resale.
Rinne is literally 9-0-0 in his last 9 starts against the Oilers, they had no chance.
Uh, you need to check your stats because Pekka Rinne leads the playoffs now in both GAA and SV%.
Pongs don't stand a chance, might as well not even enter the building.
Rinne is 1-5-2 in his career against Pittsburgh with a 3.57 GAA and .880 sv%
Literally his worst numbers.
Did Sullivan lose a single piece between runs, though? I think what Q did in Chicago is more impressive, personally. After every run Chicago made they had MASSIVE roster shifts and retooling because of cap.
>rinne leads the league in GAA and Sv%
Umm sweetie, Rinne is 1.70 gaa and .940 sv%
good thing Saros is 1-0-0 against the Pongs and in that game he won was full of AHLers because everyone else had good poisoning
But that's not the point here, Oilers would have been swept if they beat the Ducks. Don't be delusional.
>Literally who is guentzel
>literally who is ruhwedel
>literally who is rowney
>literally who is archibald
Chicago did the same thing. Just chanfed out AHL players
Is this a Jojo reference?
>Sample size
Well yeah they had AHL who the fuck's show up, but did they lose any actually important players?
Chiraq lost some arguably really big players like Sharp, etc that were really, really high impact in their early run.
Have they won a cup since losing Sharp?
And if they win this year, you can say they lost letang.
with FINNS you WIN
EXCELLENT post
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
Daily reminder
Who will get bought out: Niemi or Lehtonen?
is this suppose to spoil the upcoming multipuck implementation?
>Being mad they're successfully and rapidly growing their market while Analslime still has no fans and only fills their barn when other teams come to town
Lmao
yes they focus tested it with Preds fans first
>defending bandwagoning
peeewwweeee
stinks like predditors in here
Niemi bought out, Lehtonen traded only because he's the one with some trade value.
Unless Golden Knights wants to fuck up before they have played one game in the league and draft either one
Ducks might have won if only that leaf poster had posted butt :c
the real story is that the newspaper who was stupid enough to fire literally all their staff thought people would need it even though the team has been there for 15+ years and had good attendance by then
I don't know why people defend it as growth of the game nonsense when it was tone deaf when it got printed. It's just cringe like that shitty video released yesterday.
I bet you ripped on blackhawks fans for bandwagoning
>Only fills their barn when other teams come to town
As opposed to scrimmages?
Why does Nashville have a hockey team?
>banned on gamefaqs
well.
I guess it's just you now bros
affirmative action
*snorts a line of coke off your ass*
Good luck Predsbros. Obsessed Oilniggers need to die in a fire though