Flying lotus is coming to my city

>flying lotus is coming to my city
>21 and over only event
wat do?

>he's under 21

go with your parents

wait a minute people over 21 listen to flying lotus?

grow up

You know what to do

He'll give you a backstage pass instead

Flash your boipucci at him. He's been known to take young white guys back stage

Don't engage him if you see him at the grocery store.

be 21

why? what happens then?

Fake ID or be 21

Don't be under 21.

Unrelated but how fucking gay is it Americans can't legally drink until they're 21.

not go

I'm 19 and can buy alcohol.

pretty gay

t. amerifag

It's actually pretty smart since alcohol is objectively bad for yr health.

this show has good jokes and dumb jokes but this was just spectacularly not funny

There have been hundreds of thousands of discussion about changing the drinking age to 18 but the government is just not having it. So many kids under the age of 18 drink illegaly, just not at bars if they don't have a fake id.

awesome no one cares

i think by the age of 18 you should be old enough to decide for yourself if you want to damage your health

But you're actually not.

get older you fucking scrub

counting my lucky stars all those years has finally paid off lads

Americlaps actually believe that "light" beer will fuck them up.

wat the fuck is light beer

PBR

electrical infetterance

why not? you're an adult, and it's not like you get to 18 without being warned about the dangers of alcohol

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1. Canadafag here
2. WTF is light beer? Most beers are 5% abv, and alcohol is a shitty drug compared to weed anyways.

Basically water, not really a fan of weed myself.

i think we can all agree that party drugs are superior

>1. Canadafag here
bruh, molson and labatt have light beers. do they not have those in the candalands?

>Labatt

Bish, did I start my post with "bonjour? I'm an Ontariofag.

5% is what you normally get at pubs. Anything lower is consumed by frat boi chads playing drinking games.

>5% is what you normally get at pubs. Anything lower is consumed by frat boi chads playing drinking games.
yeah, thats light beer you doofus

get out of slc

well you won't buy a fake because you're asking mu. Then when you turn 21 you stop caring like everybody else

there is nothing good on this show