Canada is the most overrated country on the whole damn planet

Canada is the most overrated country on the whole damn planet.

I'd rather be American. We really are Snow Mexicans.

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Americans are stupid as shit. Literally the lowest form of homunculi you can find

Born and raised in the USA, even served my country. Moved to Canada about 10 years ago, would never move back to the US. Love it here.

At least we don't all misuse the word literally

any Canadians here cause i got a question.
is canada part of britain because i've heard canadians say god bless the queen

It's part of the crown yes, but not it's not part of Britain.

The housing market is fucked
The weather is fucked

Every canadian is required by law to have a framed picture of queen Elizabeth or Prince Albert in their home

that's weird

It's the same as Australia and New Zealand.

Canadian here! There isn't much difference between the values of your average American , or Canadian citizen. We all watch the same TV shows , largely listen to the same music, eat similar foods, etc.

The main difference is the overall size of our population, and country, and our roles in global markets , and conflicts.

We're roughly 1/10th the pop, so often times we just role with what America, and the EU wanna do.

It's full of immigrants and cold and shitty
Like seriously our climate is bullshit I hate it

i find it weird that they are part of the crown even though each of those places is its own country

We were a British colony but split after we basically sent them a strongly worded letter about how bravely we served in WW2, and they just sorta shrugged and told us that as long as we kept the queen on our money we'd be cool

This, only think that divides Canada and he US is Politics.

Thing*

I find Canadians have this weird sense of superiority over Americans and to a lesser extent the rest of the world, like this country is some kind of utopia. Travel outside of the major cities and its a fucking wasteland. Natural beauty sure, but it's a harsh and vast land. Really not a comfortable place to live, no sense of vibrant life or community. It's where your soul comes to die.

This guy gets it.

any advice you can give someone that might move to canada?

I disagree.

I have Prince Albert in a can, same diference

>It's where your soul comes to die.

My soul is having a great time, thanks.

Fucking dont.

Yeah. Sorry 'bout that girls hockey thing.
Silver isn't that bad. You should still be proud.

stay away from Quebec

yeah but then the curling as well?

got it, still im curious what is in quebec?

And a shittier economy

Actually Britain is part of the Islamic Caliphate and Canada (or at least Vancouver) is part of China

>natural beauty
>where your soul comes to die

sooooo...shoe-horned between obese white trash and methed out gun toters, none of which came close to graduating high school while choking on copious amounts of exhaust fumes from the sub standard mass transit vehicles you have to ride to your $4/hr shit job because you can't afford a car is much better?

Please. Tell me more.

You must live somewhere besides the west coast. It's shit here

Frenchies and poutine. But you can get poutine anywhere

USA is the greatest but Canada's the best.

Are you comparing Canada to the US here?

At least you have places that don't go below freezing have beaches acceptable for swimming

Vancouver, Toronto, or Ottawa
Pick one, because there are no jobs, people, or lodgings anywhere else

It's a cold, liberal nanny state full of terrorists thanks to Trudeau. And the job market has essentially tanked. The only thing keeping me here is the maple syrup.

Canada is to the US as Kids in the Hall is to SNL.

The syrup is really good tbh

You ever put that shit on Brie cheese? It's orgasmic

You know the stereotypical french assholes you always think of whenever you hear the word Frenchman? Imagine an entire state full of them

Go to Alberta, fuckhead. If you can't get a job there, you are unemployable

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Also without the sophistication.
And slightly less arrogance, much more obnoxious.

Best thing to come out of Quebec. Been shit since then

french Canadians are lower than niggers. Except for French Niggadians

And don't forget the worthless chugs

Even the terrorists here are polite

than leave?

we are an independent nation but fall under the commonwealth, the queen is technically our head of state but it's symbolic.

>worthless chugs
like you. no one lower. kys

the average Canadian:
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yes just got my prince albert

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*Proud Albertan Intensifies*

>AMA
ask a oldfag who lived in both countries for more than 20 years anything ....

do people unironically wake up every day thinking about what a canadian citizen is and waiting one day for that specific thread they can explain about it

you won't find an "average" Canadian on/b/
I'm Canadian but I'm weird

>LMAO
this is Sup Forums motherfucker

Yee nigger fuck your mother's ass

accurate. I have several friends from Canada. even a few that still live there. great people. no qualms with Canada or it's people

I agree OP, we've cucked ourselves into being as faggoty as europe, america is the last hope on the planet

A cultural revolution is coming. I won't let you down, user.

fuck off I will suppress you
Canada is great already kys
I love my country, traitor

something tells me youre not canadian.

The oppressed always rise eventually, fool