Be jew

>be jew
>have weird day dreams
>get tv station
>this ain't parking lot
>bum saves the day with weird coin

U.H.F.

X-Men first Class

> drunk motherfucker with multiple personality disorder saves his dad from being murdered

damn that was fast.

Can't be. Weird Al is Polak.

> Zachary Quinto plays a character with
> galactic level mommy issues

>Big lizards
>egg
>monkey
>bigger lizards
>happy

I actually like that movie. Mop!

>Whitey forces eyeware on nignog
>6 minute fight ensues

They Live

>Teacher convinces me and my mates to sign up for a cool new job opportunity
>get to the job, turns out it really sucks and all the old job vets know it does
>friend dies in workplace incident, i get to keep his boots though
>things at my new job slowly get worse and worse, more of me mates dont make it
>go home only to find i cant understand normies anymore
>if i could only reach this butterfly...

>Skydivers embark on wacky misadventures
>their ride on the ground is late.

Land Of The Lost

>Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids

nice

> Twin brothers get wicked pissed and shoot up a bunch of bad guys while a cross dresser chases them

Nope, but close

Donnie Darko

i also unironically like that movie. its a very tasty fish...i mean movie

>virgin punk takes on chad biker
>gets btfo by a dead kid

>religious man uses a fancy gun to become a movie star and a superhero
>his girlfriend isn't very happy about it

>meet my hero
>he's an asshole
>shoot him in the back
>make money by recreating his death

>dude weed lmao

half baked

Operation Dumbo Drop

This one had plenty of guesses, but no right ones yet
Boy grows up and becomes one of the greatest musicians of all time despite disability and daddy issues

The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford

yep

No

pineapple express?

Ray

The Terminator 2

Nope.

walk the line?

> walking
> walking
> war
> walking
> war
> walking
> volcano

>black spaceman
>Nightclub
>Mob

LOTR

nice

Brother From Another Planet

These two are really close
I should mention it's a parody

>it was a prank all along

Yeah. Bit too easy I guess.

>wife is kill
>lets do meth
>lets get cops and more meth
>meth
>lol this fag doesnt even have a nose
>meth
>shoot shoot shoot
>thank god i dont do meth anymore
>fuck fire, you cant kill me

The Da Vinci Code

Orgazmo

oh its dewey cox

also kung fu and shit

>Ocean
>More ocean
>One bathroom
>Bottom of sea
>Sad ending

butterfly effect

>heroin

The Salton Sea?

Drunken Master?

No

Titenic

Yep

All Quiet On The Western Front

hell yea nigga

> hard-working illegal immigrants
> trying to live it in America
> very popular
> running from authorities
> get caught
> go home
> miss America
> go back to America

Pluto Nash

>drive a hitman around town so he can assassinate his targets

nein

Yep

stevie wonder:the dark skin musical

No

finding nemo?

leon?

Dude has lightsaber
People wear robes
Uses force

Good luck fgts!!!

Selena

How is that a sad ending?

No, not animated

> appreciates the aroma of a highly flammable sticky jelly shortly after sunrise

Pikachu

Apocalypse Now

Shine

>dude keeps electrocuting himself

Apocalypse Now

nice
>fat lady gets thinner by eating small bits of food instantly

i cried

Nope.

easy...spaceballs the flamethrower.

The tragic misadvetures of Juan the merchant

Aww.. was it that easy?

Cranked high voltage

>Cute girls doing cute things: The Movie

Walk hard

Anyone? This is considered a "landmark film"

bruce almighty

... No.

pool side pussy number 3?

Yeah that's a paraphrase of a very specific line, not a general/vague description.

titanic?

Also very long movie

titan's attic

The Abyss?

No

Leviathan

debbie does dallas again?

>meanwhile in mexico
>bankrobber brothers vs vampires

Das Boot

There we go!