Hey Sup Forums if you buy my paintings I'll post my nudes. Deal?

Hey Sup Forums if you buy my paintings I'll post my nudes. Deal?

Let's see a painting tho

Here you go user, my best yet.

How much are you charging?

Need proof or gtfo

£250

If I post nudes now then what bargaining power do I have. I can post my Facebook business page if you want proof of who I am.

Hide Nipples with timestamp

Buy my art, get my nudes. That's the deal virgin.

Fuck off dumb cunt your art is trash.

Oooh, you lost me at 'angry lesbian'

250 quid......

Lol

Guys, I've got a better deal.
Buy my nothing, get my nothing.
Stocks limited! Act now!

Bad grandma.

>artist starving for a reason.

Fuck off, my art is better than anything you'll ever make.

I'm not a lesbian, I have a bf who is in a very successful band.

Fuck you this is my thread now,

Buy my art see my dick

What's funny? It will be worth a lot more in a few years.

Fuck off, this is my thread now.

Buy my dick, see my art.

plot twist: This is still OP

How much user?

>who is in a very successful band
kek
Yeah those school dances really bring home the bacon

I can't tell if this is bait

Only if you get run over by a ice cream truck in a freak accident.

I.... I have no response to this....

He's got a contract with vevo actually. I'm even in one of his music videos. We're both going places which is more than I can say for you cucks.

Okay, so I bought an art, but it did not come with nudels

Fuck off, this thread is mine now

Buy my nigger, see my art

I'd literally take anything

Plot twist: he's about to leave you.

>We're both going places
And that's why you're on Sup Forums trading nudes for "art" sales.
Really gets the old head noodles twitching.

see op's biggest mistake was making the original pic a little TOO stereotypical. nobody is actually this delusional. r-right guys?

Fuck off, this thread is mine now

Buy my nigger, nigger my dick

Would you consider dubs as payment?

Guys stop trying to derail my thread this is about selling my art and giving some of you the opportunity to make a really good investment.

your work is sloppy and amateurish and your confidence in it makes it all the worse.
you're bad and you should feel bad.
you should pay us to look at your nude. nobody will buy this trash.

Picazzo started the same way.

"Here's a little thing I call Guernica... and my cock."

Fuck off, this thread is mine now

Nigger my nigger, nigger my nigger

But my art butter Boyz I'll show you my penis.

With the sound of cooking bacon, cosmic Jesus intervenes.
Hear his words, and understand your folly.

Your art can be saved as digital images, touched up, to preserve e quality, and printed off for cheaper, at B's local libraries.

OP didn't expect this much alpha from Sup Forums

>Picazzo
lel

honestly some of you are so sad that i wouldnt be surprised if she actually sells it here

Sure.
But only if I can check em

He wouldn't put me in his Vevo music video and then leave me. Fuck off with your bullshit.

It's called grafting dickhead.

The famous Picazzo.

He's a pizza-baker and penis-artist

So that makes her “Picuntzo”?

Damn! My ass keeps writing check ems that it can't cash

Thought it was a Pokemon.

All of b collectively giggles at such naive words.

Plot twist: Her boyfriend is Robert Durst

>It's not desperation or whoring for attention. No no, it's legitimate!

Sweet show me what you got

She already made 10 grand by now.

Plot twist
Bf is Fred Durst

Or pickles?

Fuck off, this nigger is mine now

Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger

Plot twist: Her boyfriend is imaginary

Flip my floppies to see my sloppies!

You take bitcoin

Now THIS is comedy

>a really good investment
Really good investment my ass. Yeah, it's value will suddenly double overnight. By the end of the week, your piece will be worth millions.

Well, it's true that there's no such thing as bad publicity

Flippy floppy nudy droppy

Fuck nigger, this nigger is nigger now

Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger

Well... he IS going places. Not nice places, but he is going.

Nigger nigger, this nigger is nigger nigger

Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger

Fuck nigger, this nigger nigger nigger now

Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger

After the stroke, we put grandmother into a nursing home. However, our family was quite distraught to find that she had escaped and began selling shitty art for nudes.

Nigger nigger, nigger nigger is nigger nigger

Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger

Fuck off then. Not only are you missing out on some 10/10 nudes but you're passing up the opportunity to cheaply buy some expensive art. Obviously nobody ever told you to buy low and sell high.

Also, stop speaking shit about my bf, I have anxiety and depression and I don't take too kindly to you spreading bullshit like that. Besides who would leave this?

...This only added to the stress, as the family quickly learned that nobody wanted either.

You like blue?

Also sorry if they get super fucking jpeged, I need to compress em quite a bit

OP here. Here's another. It's of my ex boyfriend before he went to jail for molesting my cousins chipmunk.

I nigger can't nigger your accent nigger

This chick is mental. Good investment. Toilet paper is a better choice. Your art might cut my butt hole.

...

Can we just only say nigger for the rest of this thread? I'll start.

Nigger

>250
Would maybe buy it but not for that much

Nigger

No

Then this really isn't the place for you

Three-fiddy?

Bigger nigger

Tree fiddy

Buy my spectacular art and get a FREE dick-pick!
Here's a sample.

...

well, maybe the day I can't afford toilet paper anymore

Yes.

I have a strong feeling this is simply elaborate bait.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
YOU WILL CRASH THIS FUCKING MARKET

Too bad. I dont't have any.

Yes Nigger

Buy low, sell when high

Nigger

You guys are fucking dicks. You're going to be upset when you see my name on a million pound painting.

Hi so do I,
My latest work

inb4 dox thread. Get swatted, bitch.

Only if you buy my art.

Nigger

What is your name? So I know if you've actually had your name on a million pound painting?