Boards of CANADA

>Boards of CANADA
>From Scotland

>The Brian JONESTOWN Massacre
>From San Francisco

>Slowdive
>don't even dive slow, homie

do I even gotta say it, folks?

>Beach Boys
>Surf Rock
>Never surfed a day in their lives

>Talking Heads
>full bodies that sing

>Sex Pistols
>They had sex with people

>Gorillaz
>Bonobo
>these music producers are Homo sapiens

>Neil YOUNG
>isn’t young

>The Smiths
>not a single band member has the surname Smith

>Queens of the Stone Age
>its a bunch of men from the modern era

>Animal Collective
>not a single animal in a band

>called dead
>is
oh nice

>of Montreal
>he's a guy from Ohio

>Lighthouse Family
>these two guys
>family

>Emperor
>none of the members are emperors or even minor nobility

>The Jimi Hendrix Experience
>They didn't have Experience

He's an 'old man'.

>Sleep
>recorded their music during a waking state

>Yes
>"no"

>Interpol
>Not a single band member working at Interpol

>radiohead
>has human heads

>Blink 182
>They blinked a couple of times

>Grouper
>no fish in the band. just a lady that is constantly sleepy

>WHY?
>why

>Linkin Park
>not linking tings in parks anymore