Matched with her on tinder

matched with her on tinder

find out she orchestrated an armed robbery over winter break

told her some funny ass shit, waiting for the reply

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Don’t think that’s a solid idea bro. Might wanna stay away

why do you think?

Some of the prettiest mushrooms are actually the most poisonous.

STARS IN YOUR EYES?

Do you want to die a virgin user? What the absolute fuck. -

and you already fucked up gj

Holy shit, the one on the right wears makeup like a toddler. Literally looks like a little kid that go into moms makeup.

Yeah thats cringy as fuck blows the cover now she knows you know she is a thief and comes in at 1:24 am hours after the last message she hasnt responded to. Thirsty and beta as fuck I pray this was a troll.

tinder is anonymous dumbass

>that pickup line

I cannot wait for the reply if I ever even get one. she must be so flabbergasted rn

bump

True. Probably not in a good way, but...

If you pursue this female one more second she will show up with her big nigger boyfriend she got arrested with and they will sense your weakness like we all can from your pickup line stars in your eyes. I feel just from these posts I could sodomize you like an animal without you knowing my identity possibly more than once over the course of a few months. You weak in every sense of the word. Give me that butthole or pray you don't send this chick any more messages or after they robb you they will tie you up and make you watch as she fucks the big nigger and he shoots his load all over your face to show supremacy and he may decide to kill you if he is still in heat and decides to ramp things up with murder to get the blood flowing to his nigger boner he may butt fuck your corpse

9/10 she is either going to unmatch me after she reads the message, or I will. either way, I'd like to see these scum come after me, it will be fun (btw I'm a law student)

b is dead ;_;

dubs gets the reply!!!

I think you are still wild. Maybe you need to be broken...anally.

dont be retarded she looks like a nice girl

What an awful confusing reply but ok send this to her as is. CHECKED!

that isnt what i meant...

my roll is try to fuck the girl by being a normal person

Reroll

still sounds like a nice girl?

I got 99 dubs for this reply but will roll again if needed dubs are NOT an issue for me.

Reroll

Bitch gonna rob you next Op LMAO

Roll

nice enough to have sex with

rawl

What a trashy whore, and she says she's losing faith in men. These sluts have zero self-awareness.

Rolling for dubs lord show me dah wey

Wanna rob an old lady?

Cut off her head and set fire to the body

oh, man

Rollin

Flip the switch on the bitch and set her up for an ambush

Hahahahaha oooh boy I am definitely watching this thread

We found the Ugandan Knuckles who starts the mobs that end up the rekt threads

Chill m9

U do not know da wey, this is da only wey

Roll on this suck my phat DUBS

say this shit dubs make it so

Kek chekd

Yo we's talkin the grenier or somethin? Her fuckin name ese. Also Nate

dubs on this shit

Say "tits or GTFO"

"I can't wait to cum in ur eyes"

Roll

she is illiterate and (related) listens to lil peep. fuck her and bail, at most.

Fuck man I’m going to remember that one

WHy cant i get dubs on this post ROLL

I want anal on St Patty's day

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I love you for being a great OP now post pen15 and boye h013

WHAT DID SHE SAY

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Why? This is the dumbest shit ever. Its a mushroom. A fucking fungus. Not exactly beautiful ya tards.

I feel like you've never seen gold caps in person

Ask if this reminds her of her childhood?

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Aaaaand there goes the thread

Dubs win, you have to send her that image now

This pasta again.

Read thread tardo

Holy SHIIEEEET what's her reply. Careful OP the whore might find you and bust both of your kneecaps.