ITT we decide what weapons teachers should get

ITT we decide what weapons teachers should get.

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paintball guns, shoot those school shooters right in the face

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Dubs says wolverine claws

Hands down; lightwhips.

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dragon dildos

Pic related is the only real answer

>Autismo shooter kills about 20 kids. Teachers burn down the school, killing the shooter and all other kids.
Brilliant

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Dubs have spoken

I believe teachers should be armed with tazers or a weapon with rubber rounds. Non-lethal options to subdue and detain a violent threat. Giving a teacher a deadly weapon is going a bit far imo but arming them with protection to incapacitate the threat seems reasonable.

Fight assault weapons with assault weapons.

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brilliant

>that trigger discipline

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Just throw children at the attacker

Bow and arrow. I think guns would be unfair because they're generally bigger and stronger than the students, but bow and arrow would even out the odds.

How bout we keep all the kids drugged and strapped up during teachings?

>he is worried about being fair to a scholl shooter

>Wtf? what do u say about that guys?

A fucking whip.

>Non lethal
>Rubber rounds
>Tazer
less than lethal.**
Both can still kill. Electricity running through your body is great not like any major organs use it regularly to circulate oxygenated blood through the body no sir

Rubber rounds still have the powder load of a regular bullet. Good luck if you get shot in the throat or the eye.

They don't need weapons but someone should teach them to up their conga game. They have literally zero rhythm.

Fucking white kids fucking it up

I'd say either glock compacts for standard issue goodness and have the state keep a stock of them, or give them all hi-point c9s because theyr'e cheap as fuck and they normally go bang.

No I just want more excitement. Fair fights are the best fights.

Katana. Why is this even a question?

Would you try to face someone with a lethal weapon that may kill you before you even react, with a non lethal gun. One which isn't even guaranteed to disarm the assailant. Thats what I thought.

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Just give the teachers bullets and nothing else

No, give the gym teacher a rifle, and the rest each get one stripper clip. Just like the red army.

KNOWLEDGE

(dun dun faggots)

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No you moron, more guns.

More guns is the only answer. More guns means less shootings.

American schools will soon look like American prisons only with less black people.

That happened years ago, user. Except in the ghetto, then it's pretty much leaning prison.

This.
Also we should apply this to onther problematic areas.
Prevent children from using drugs by giving them drugs.

Simple logic. And if it still doesn't help: even more guns.

Bigger ones as well.

No one can shoot you if there's a giant pile of guns in the way.

Very cost efficient. I like the way you think.

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Parents need more of those

I like how this guy can copyright this pic for monetary gain but the media expects to get the students cell shot video oi the shooting for free. Leeches.

I pity the fool, who shoots up this school!

A-ha's Take on Me plays over the PA system
"Quick! Take cover behind the pile of high-capacity automatic assailt weapons!"
"But I'm scared!"
"What, of the weird kid that's shooting up the place?"
"No, of all of the high capacity magazines and menacing barrel shrouds!"

Wait, wait. Link to this, please?

Simpson did it! Simpsons did it!

One would think the right not to be killed wheighs more than the right to buy semi automatic weapons.

I don't see what the difference is.

Rolling for claymore mine setup on the classroom doors

Late to class? BAM! Not anymore!

>Pls mr armed criminal, don't kill me, I have that right
>No

You only need one shot to end a school shooting, and you don't even need to hit your target

Do you really think the turbo autist school shooter has criminal connections to buy illegal weapons?

Also just take a look at the crime rates of countrys with stricter gun control. Gun related violence is significantly lower.

I like it

a puckle gun in every classroom

Then why California is so fucking dangerous?

What is Chicago for 500 Bill

Must be bait

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Sometimes wit can be the sharpest blade.

>Bill
t. Someone who has never seen an episode of Jeopardy.

>he doesn't understand that this has to be implemented nation wide
It's like you are trying to misunderstand

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BANZAIIIII

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Yeah. Bring a knife to a gunfight.

Mother of god, someone call an for an ambulance. This man just had a stroke.

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Frogs

Thread turned to shitshow, but a for real answer would be to arm teachers with tasers so they have something to fight back with. Teachers may also elect to attend bi-monthly training with something like a .380 ACP.

tbh, how much better would kids pay attention in class if Mr. Greevey has a loaded gun in a shoulder holster.

>sit in class
>Mr. Greevey is giving me shit for not doing my homework
>other kids are laughing
>finally the teacher talks about something else
>he leans over the kid sitting in front of me, checking the kids working out
>gun is right at my eyelevel
>grab the gun
>teach the other kids about laughing at me
>eat lunch