To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morrissey. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of his depressive yet hopeful romantic outlook on life most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There’s also Steven's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the literature of Oscar Wilde, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Morrissey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Morrissey’s existential catchphrase “the dream has gone but the baby is real,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Shelagh Delangy's 'A Taste of Honey' . I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Morrissey’s genius wit unfolds itself on their record players. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Morrissey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the humansexuals' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Hunter Brown
15 MINUTES WITH DUBS OH I WOULDN'T SAY NO
Cooper Turner
A dubs in the hand is worth twos in the bush
James Lewis
THIS CHARMING DUBS
Ian Perez
ENGLAND IS MY CITY IT OWES ME A LIVING AND ASK ME WHY AND I'LL DAB IN YOUR EYE
Nathan Martin
THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME THE CLOSER TO DUBS I GET
Ian Reyes
SOME DUBS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
Jeremiah Smith
THE BOY WITH THE DUBS ON HIS SIDE
Isaac Gonzalez
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED SOME DUBS
Jose Young
HOLD ON TO YOUR DUBS
Zachary Young
THE DUBS OF A DUBSCO DUBNCER
Josiah Powell
Frankly mr shankly you're all sickening wrecks I've got some numbers here, breathing down my neck
Jonathan Reyes
WE'VE GOT A MORRISSEY CHAD HERE
Lincoln Wilson
WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME BUBSESSFUL
Joshua Morris
LAST NIGHT I FELT REAL DUBS AROUND ME
Justin Russell
OH VERY NICE VERY NICE VERY NICE BUT CHECK 'EM IN THE NEXT WORLD
Liam Diaz
NOW MY DUBS ARE FULL
Connor Allen
UNRULY BOYS WHO WILL NOT CHECK EM MUST BE TAKEN IN HAND
Easton Miller
STOP ME, OH OH OH STOP ME STOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE SEEN THIS DUBS BEFORE
Nathaniel Morgan
This is the most high quality thread on Sup Forums right now. Laughing my ass off.
Angel Rodriguez
DUBS PEACE AND HARMONY
Leo Carter
IRISH BLOOD, ENGLISH DUBS
Cameron Murphy
DOUBLES ARE NICE AND DOUBLES CAN STOP YOU FROM DOING ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE YOU'D LIKE TO
Kevin Green
Hey, my body looks a lot like that, only I'm not nearly 60.
David Russell
THIS WORLD IS FULL OH HO OHOOOOOH SO FULL OF CRASHING DUBS
Jayden Rogers
la la la la
INTERESTING DUBS THE ONE THAT YOU CHECKED OH TELL THE TRUTH IT REALLY HELPED YOU
Easton Thompson
you're the one for me, fatty
Easton Jackson
YOU'VE GONE TO NATIONAL TO THE NATIONAL TO THE NATIONAL FRONT DISCO BECAUSE YOU WANT THE DUBS TO COME SOONER
Levi Edwards
SO BONA TO VADUBS
Jaxson Ortiz
NOVEMBER SPAWNED A MONSTER IN THE SHAPE OF THESE DUBS
Daniel Powell
SINGLES IN FRONT OF YOUR HOME CROWD YOU WISH THE GROUND WOULD OPEN UP AND TAKE YOU DOWN AND WILL TIME EVER PASS WILL TIME EVER PASS FOR DUBS
Angel Gonzalez
user, user, user, user Oh, shelve your shitpost dubs And understand That dubs are hard enough when you belong here
Alexander Sullivan
BENGALIS BTFO
Xavier Barnes
YOU BELLIGERENT GHOUL
Ethan Collins
B-b-but im straight desu senpai
Christian Nguyen
YOU MIGHT SLEEP BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET DUBS
Asher Roberts
You're a charming man.
Alexander Perry
There's too much caffeine In your bloodstream And a lack of real dubs In your life
Justin Diaz
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE UNTIL YOU SEE THE STARS REFLECT IN THE DUBS
Brandon Wright
I won't share you I'll see you somewhere I'll see you sometime Dubs...
Brayden Martin
It's okay user. Your nephew is true. Well he thinks the world of you AND I HAVE TO CLOSE MY DUBS
Gabriel Turner
Send me the pillow... The one that you dream on... And I'll send you dubs
Josiah Perez
HE WAS THE FIRST OF THE GANG WITH A DUB IN HIS HAND
Kayden Gonzalez
GOT DUBS, FOR A CHANGE
Jaxson Bailey
THE BOY WITH A DUB IN HIS SIDE
Pic I took from last night's show
Justin Russell
DUBPOSTERS OF THE WORLD HAND IT OVER HAND IT OVER HAND IT OVER
Juan Bell
is Morrissey right wing or not? Or is he just pandering to the disproportionate amount of Latinos that love him
muh DRUMPF
Cooper Jones
I got tickets for his UK & Ireland tour today. Very excited.
Also I think he's neither. He hates Labour & Tories, evident in Irish Blood English Heart. He has insulted everyone from Trump, Clinton, Corbyn, May, Saqid Kahn, The Queen. I don't think he has a political stance. I just think he can't stand people in politics.
Jayden Harris
He's a british nationalist
Colton Fisher
>hates niggers >hates asians >hates drumpfy >hated shillary >bernout >loves animals >hates meat >hates islam >hates the EU >loves brexit >loves nige >loves mexicans >hates the queen >hates sadiq kahn >hates thatcher >has come very close to naming the jew >very gay (only sometimes)
weird fucker, mixed bag
Eli Garcia
I love his views except for him being such a faggot on muh meat is murder
Ethan Reed
>He hates Labour & Tories And he spits upon the name Oliver Cromwell
Justin Moore
he forgot that he also wants margaret on a guillotine
Jaxon Jenkins
WHY WON'T THE ENGLISH DENOUNCE HIS ROYAL LINE user?
Gabriel Bailey
I DECREE TODAY THAT LIFE IS ONLY TAKING DUBS
Carson Parker
[spoiler] hi
Sebastian Scott
THE DUBS ARE MIIIIINE
Jordan Russell
AND THEY OWE ME A LIVING
Josiah Barnes
WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIEND'S BECOME DUBCESFUL
Christian Clark
Morrissey Chad detected
Dylan Rodriguez
>my favourite film is Perks of Being a Wallflower
Jaxson Young
that movie and book brings pain to my heart because my ex-gf (long distance) gave the book to me. I lost it. I should have kept it forever, but I lost it. Fuck..
Noah Peterson
Ah shit sorry user. Everything happens for a reason. It would have hurt more holding onto it.
Aaron Davis
it's okay, whenever she listens to The Smiths or Morrissey she will hate him because it will remind her of me
>I KNOW ITS OVERRRR AND IT NEVER REALLY BEGAN >BUT IN MY HEART >IT WAS SO REAL
Elijah Kelly
I hope she hates how right-wing he's become.
ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLIISSHHH
Jaxon Foster
WE ARE THE LAST
TRULY
BRITISH
PEOPLE
YOU WILL EVER KNOW
David Campbell
hold me, beefy daddy
Camden Peterson
>he will never murder your meat
Dylan Gray
Literally nothing wrong with looking like this
Easton Perry
thats my goal body and im 22
Ryder Reed
moz... easy on the carrots
Austin Thompson
BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE DUBS AND I KNOW BECAUSE SHE SAID SO
Brody Carter
LAST NIGHT I DREAMT SOME DUBS LOVED ME
Jayden Lee
None of these say anything about left or right.
Kayden Turner
IN THE SEASIDE TOWN THAT THEY FORGOT TO DUBB
Gavin Gray
He's not racist
Kayden Rivera
And you're not some faggot on a music board, see
Bentley Ward
It takes dubs to be gentle and kind
John Lewis
Why not just nix the second paragraph if you can't make it work? It's the weakest part of the original pasta.