To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morrissey. The humour is extremely subtle...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morrissey. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of his depressive yet hopeful romantic outlook on life most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There’s also Steven's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the literature of Oscar Wilde, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Morrissey truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Morrissey’s existential catchphrase “the dream has gone but the baby is real,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Shelagh Delangy's 'A Taste of Honey' . I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Morrissey’s genius wit unfolds itself on their record players. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Morrissey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the humansexuals' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

15 MINUTES WITH DUBS
OH I WOULDN'T SAY NO

A dubs in the hand is worth twos in the bush

THIS CHARMING DUBS

ENGLAND IS MY CITY
IT OWES ME A LIVING
AND ASK ME WHY AND I'LL DAB IN YOUR EYE

THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME THE CLOSER TO DUBS I GET

SOME DUBS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS

THE BOY WITH THE DUBS ON HIS SIDE

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED SOME DUBS

HOLD ON TO YOUR DUBS

THE DUBS OF A DUBSCO DUBNCER

Frankly mr shankly you're all sickening wrecks
I've got some numbers here, breathing down my neck

WE'VE GOT A MORRISSEY CHAD HERE

WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME BUBSESSFUL

LAST NIGHT I FELT
REAL DUBS AROUND ME

OH VERY NICE VERY NICE VERY NICE
BUT CHECK 'EM IN THE NEXT WORLD

NOW MY DUBS ARE FULL

UNRULY BOYS WHO WILL NOT CHECK EM MUST BE TAKEN IN HAND

STOP ME, OH OH OH STOP ME
STOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE SEEN THIS DUBS BEFORE

This is the most high quality thread on Sup Forums right now. Laughing my ass off.

DUBS PEACE AND HARMONY

IRISH BLOOD, ENGLISH DUBS

DOUBLES ARE NICE AND
DOUBLES CAN STOP YOU
FROM DOING ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE YOU'D LIKE TO

Hey, my body looks a lot like that, only I'm not nearly 60.

THIS WORLD IS FULL OH HO OHOOOOOH SO FULL OF CRASHING DUBS

la la la la

INTERESTING DUBS
THE ONE THAT YOU CHECKED
OH TELL THE TRUTH
IT REALLY HELPED YOU

you're the one for me, fatty

YOU'VE GONE TO NATIONAL
TO THE NATIONAL
TO THE NATIONAL
FRONT DISCO
BECAUSE YOU WANT THE DUBS TO COME SOONER

SO BONA TO VADUBS

NOVEMBER SPAWNED A MONSTER IN THE SHAPE OF THESE DUBS

SINGLES IN FRONT OF YOUR HOME CROWD
YOU WISH THE GROUND WOULD OPEN UP AND TAKE YOU DOWN
AND WILL TIME EVER PASS
WILL TIME EVER PASS FOR DUBS

user, user,
user, user
Oh, shelve your shitpost dubs
And understand
That dubs are hard enough when you belong here

BENGALIS BTFO

YOU BELLIGERENT GHOUL

B-b-but im straight desu senpai

YOU MIGHT SLEEP
BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET DUBS

You're a charming man.

There's too much caffeine
In your bloodstream
And a lack of real dubs
In your life

YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
UNTIL YOU SEE THE STARS
REFLECT IN THE DUBS

I won't share you
I'll see you somewhere
I'll see you sometime
Dubs...

It's okay user. Your nephew is true. Well he thinks the world of you
AND I HAVE TO CLOSE MY DUBS

Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
And I'll send you dubs

HE WAS THE FIRST OF THE GANG WITH A DUB IN HIS HAND

GOT DUBS, FOR A CHANGE

THE BOY WITH A DUB IN HIS SIDE

Pic I took from last night's show

DUBPOSTERS OF THE WORLD
HAND IT OVER
HAND IT OVER
HAND IT OVER

is Morrissey right wing or not? Or is he just pandering to the disproportionate amount of Latinos that love him

muh DRUMPF

I got tickets for his UK & Ireland tour today. Very excited.

Also I think he's neither. He hates Labour & Tories, evident in Irish Blood English Heart. He has insulted everyone from Trump, Clinton, Corbyn, May, Saqid Kahn, The Queen. I don't think he has a political stance. I just think he can't stand people in politics.

He's a british nationalist

>hates niggers
>hates asians
>hates drumpfy
>hated shillary
>bernout
>loves animals
>hates meat
>hates islam
>hates the EU
>loves brexit
>loves nige
>loves mexicans
>hates the queen
>hates sadiq kahn
>hates thatcher
>has come very close to naming the jew
>very gay (only sometimes)

weird fucker, mixed bag

I love his views except for him being such a faggot on muh meat is murder

>He hates Labour & Tories
And he spits upon the name Oliver Cromwell

he forgot that he also wants margaret on a guillotine

WHY WON'T THE ENGLISH DENOUNCE HIS ROYAL LINE user?

I DECREE TODAY THAT LIFE IS ONLY TAKING DUBS

[spoiler] hi

THE DUBS ARE MIIIIINE

AND THEY OWE ME A LIVING

WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIEND'S BECOME DUBCESFUL

Morrissey Chad detected

>my favourite film is Perks of Being a Wallflower

that movie and book brings pain to my heart because my ex-gf (long distance) gave the book to me. I lost it. I should have kept it forever, but I lost it. Fuck..

Ah shit sorry user. Everything happens for a reason. It would have hurt more holding onto it.

it's okay, whenever she listens to The Smiths or Morrissey she will hate him because it will remind her of me

>I KNOW ITS OVERRRR AND IT NEVER REALLY BEGAN
>BUT IN MY HEART
>IT WAS SO REAL

I hope she hates how right-wing he's become.

ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLIISSHHH

WE ARE THE LAST

TRULY

BRITISH

PEOPLE

YOU WILL EVER KNOW

hold me, beefy daddy

>he will never murder your meat

Literally nothing wrong with looking like this

thats my goal body and im 22

moz... easy on the carrots

BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE DUBS
AND I KNOW BECAUSE SHE SAID SO

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT SOME DUBS LOVED ME

None of these say anything about left or right.

IN THE SEASIDE TOWN
THAT THEY FORGOT TO DUBB

He's not racist

And you're not some faggot on a music board, see

It takes dubs to be gentle and kind

Why not just nix the second paragraph if you can't make it work? It's the weakest part of the original pasta.