How the fuck can other country's even compete???

How the fuck can other country's even compete???

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Diogenes would just sit in the corner of the goal though. I nominate Pyrrhus.

easily

fixed Greece with military only

>tfw your center backs pursue lu bu

>Alexander is a CF
>His dad is a Defender.
Family Goals

Though easily defeated in battle, no one could take them down on the pitch.

Montezuma was an Aztec. Also
>putting the guy who let the Spaniards into his nation in goal

Where is my noodle nigger Kong fuzi?

Montezuma is sort of a meme keeper, but realistically who could get past that back line anyways? Especially with Sitting Bull in front of them

>put a blind guy for left midfield
had to make one for Alemania

Engels is so far left that's he's on the right again?

But Alexander is Macedonian

Is everybody here familiar with the Monty Python sketch about this?

not so fast

>tfw too inteligent to score

*blocks your path*

>Montaigne
>literally Mountain
>not in GK
ya fucked up

>GK is Bergson
>literally son of the mountain
yeah sure

Bergson defends the concepts of intuition and immediate perception, I thought it would make sense to put him at keeper.

So he's pretty much greek.

Are you guys even trying?

sensible and obvious chuckle at euclid's movement settings

>le epic meme win because we have nukes team

Cut inside man

replace one of the commiefucks with Clausewitz

Kierkegaard would be a good LB, and Hume a good trequartista

>Kierkegaard
>german
american education

But user, football is a spook

>tfw no handballs

>Stonewall Jackson as GK

kek great job

>even here using africans

kek

>Continental wankers
it's coming home lads

>letting a girl on the team

Lee was a stonewall babby

>not Kafka on the right
Poor job, Tyler

*blocks your path*

Literally whos

Also, to be precise

Goalkeepers:
Henryk Sucharski - CWKS Legia Warszawa

Defenders:

Tadeusz Kościuszko - New England Revolution (on loan from Szkoła Rycerska)
Władysław Raginis - Grunwald Wilno
Karol Świerczewski - International Brigades Madrid (on loan from CSKA Moscow)
Józef Poniatowski - Grande Armee CS

Midfield:
Józef Piłsudski - Grunwald Wilno
Stefan Czarniecki - KS Husaria
Jan Sobieski - KS Husaria

Attack:
Jan Karol Chodkiewicz - KS Husaria
Ludwik Waryński - SDKPiL (banned from the Russian League)
Jan Leon Kozietulski - Grande Armee

Subs:
Stanisław Żółkiewski - KS Husaria
Ludwik Mierosławski - Free Agent (last played:
1848 Berlin Democracy)
Jan Zumbach - Free Agent (last played: London Fighters 303)
Wojciech Korfanty - Oberschlesien Kattowitz
Józef Haller - Blue Army Paris
Władysław Anders - Polish Sporting Club London
Zygmunt Berling - CSKA Moscow

Coach:
Jeremi Wiśniowiecki

top post my friend

underrated

Very underrated

thx la', my historical assburger finally pays off

also, forgot to put in Dzierżyński. He'd be a good scumbag CB, who is out to murder everyone.

r8 this

>le meme horse archer formation

who's coaching them, Guardiola?

I dare you to find a defensive line that could stop that front three, and with Subodai pulling the strings no less

Georgy Zhukov-Aleksandr Vasilevsky-Dmitry Donskoy-Mikhail Kutuzov

Especially with Peter I and Pyotr Bagration supporting them. Possibly the most elite defensive line, both technically skilled in cattenacio and strikingly quick counterattacks to Stalin and Susanin

>I rate Ogedei

>tfw a goalkeeper with no hands

what can possibly go wrong.

Hannibal-Alexander-Epaminondas is all you need to bring them down
Epaminondas pushing from the right with the oblique falange and Hannibal pinchering from the left, all that's left to crush them is a heavy cavalry charge by Alexander

That's a 7x1 tier defense

Is this the /split/ thread or the /sphis/ thread?

>hannibal makes a run with a ball, trying to show his mad skillz
>Vailevsky and Donsky just retreat in the right direction until Zhukov and Kutuzov encircle him
le free terms of surrender face

But more importantly how the fuck do you compete with this

considering rog and david hate each other, Lennon would try to steer the defensive formation in HIS direction, and Mick/David would be off doing blow somewhere, it'll all fall apart on its own

>hannibal getting encircled
It'd take them 13 years only to understand how to do it

In the meantime he would be running around the penalty box, instead of scoring a goal.

kek
In the meantime Alexander can bring down an empire on his own

>he rates Hannibal
lad is a definition of a choker

>Greeks not playing 5-4-1

>Hitler, Goebbels not on the team
>Marx, Engels, Stirner on the team

sounds like a 10 to me

Why do we no longer see things like these again?

>No Luther crossing on the right wing
>Falling for the Stirner meme

But continental bullshit doesn't win shit.

>Stuart Mill at CB instead of False 9

are you retarded m8?

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Ancient Macedon is in modern day Greece. Macedonia is a fake country

Just like the English team in real life.

>no Moon as DM
>no Serge as CF after he lobbed David Seaman at Old Trafford

>no Democritus

get rekt plebs

relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8

>more than a day and the thread is still up
are the mods, dare I say, bros again?

Is "Montezuma" an anchor child of Moctezuma?

Socrates was decorated in war famalam.

Nah, Clausewitz can warm the bench.

Lord Byron should be GK. Large frame and war hero, but limp leg.

Manager: Baseball

>sport with the least tactics is the manager
for what purpose?

Bowie needs to be central. Probably CAM with Mick on top

>esports

better off with darts or some shit

Team sports only m8

HIDF in full force this week

for you

>Phil Collins as GK

>no Augustus

If we're doing just generals then nevermind

>putting Genghis, a natural attacking player, at CB

Enjoy your 7-1

>no bellamy
>no yorke
>no martin
/s

rather motley unit

baseball managers do so much shit. a lot of little shit but a lot of shit

>not using diogenes as a midfield destroyer
>not using socrates, plato, and aristotle as your front 3

>literally who FC

>pontiac
they dont make pontiacs anymore

>heidegger
>hegel
>stirner
kys plz

>macarthur and patton beside each other
two primadonnas in the 3 of a 4-2-3-1 never works
>sherman as the target man
would be underutilized up front. should be a box-to-box middie
>teddy roosevelt
wew
>not using washington as a ball-playing sweeper in a 3-back set

>no derrida
>no foucault
>no deleuze
actually using a formation

>no bellamy
>no yorke
>no martin
are you even trying lad? /s

yorke would get the shit kicked out of him

> Not having a Jebe Subodai partnership up front

you fucked up nigger

Squanto is a Red Cloud babby

>cicero and marc anthony in the same team
>didn't include the best defensive duo in serie est
pleb

>literally who FC
literally one of the most famous novels in the world

could someone please explain why? i do not get it. thank you continental friends.

These threads are good

Belgians used to cut the hands of the niggers in Congo

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