Have you ever had a wet dream Sup Forums?

Have you ever had a wet dream Sup Forums?

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Just woke up like this.

Hot

Moar

If you had a proper shave, I'd lick you clean. No homo.

>No homo
Of course.

nigga, why do you have hair on your shaft

Now thats a legit question.

All the way to the tip, too.

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thats the weird part, hair on the actual bottom shaft is normal. this dudes got an actual hairy dick

top fucking kek

What is wrong with your dick?

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Nah, I probably jerk off too much for it to get to that.

Also, are you a fucking werewolf?

google image search says its a thumb

I actually did recently for the first time. I panicked as i woke up and felt very aroused. My gf woke up to my panicking. I rolled down my boxers and it was soaked in cum.

I convinced her to lick it off.

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Looks like a volcano

>on Sup Forums
>gf
nice try, nobody believes you. how did it taste?

how do you induce them?

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>YFW your girlfriend tried to give you a wake-up handy, but you came before you woke up, so she just went back to sleep.

I have had many nocturnal emissions in my lifetime, yes.

Drugs made me do this weekly cuz no sex drive. Had some fucking intense sex dreams though.

Holy fuck.

if i dont jerk off for a couple days this happens

When I was much younger, sure. Don't think it's possible nowadays with how much I cum.

Once dreamt that I had a foursome with my gf and 2 mutual friends that lasted unusually long compared to most dreams. Wasn't "wet" but I spent the next day depressed because waking up was like falling from heaven.

Man, those are legit the worst kind of sex dreams. I remember I'd started dating a girl once, only a couple of weeks in, taking it slow, but I had a super fucking intense sex dream about her, and it ruined my morning when I realised it was just a dream.

And then to top it all off, when we finally had sex, it was mediocre as hell.

how the fuck you got hair that far up the shaft?
negro you're fucking gross

>tfw you dream you meet a beautiful girl
>tfw she's perfect in every way
>tfw you love her so much it hurts
>tfw you spend dream-days just hanging out with her and feeling happier than you could ever hope to feel irl
>tfw you wake up

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Yeah I have a little on the bottom of my shaft or did but not that high up