movie thread part 2
small man tries to fuck his teacher
Movie thread part 2
movie thread part 2
new harry potter is a trap
Since nobody got this one and it's one of my favourite films. Even has an A-list cast.
coked up producer wonders how everything pertains to him
his housemate fucks his truly dynamite gf
his friend enjoys punching people
his other friend wonders why initial guy wastes time with violent friend
God is best at being detective.
God's niece disappears
Police man twist
Kind of want to say LA confendital
retard microwaves a turkey
It's based in LA and the films share a lead actor.
Why God send suffering
Usually long Rufus, but it's cold
nah, I'm just messing with her
Am I tool of God?
Wait... Where are their wings?
Shit hit the floor
Everything is forgiven.
Not even close
turn into a high school emofag to save failing marriage
Since no one guessed mine :
time for a promotion
flowers give me powers
let's beat up a handicapped
ghost ride the whip
we got matching suits bro
we got some gifts for you world
young immigrant entrepreneur climbs the ranks in an overregulated industry
Totally not Dogma
mafia is not an industry
Little guys can't drive
Is that... Three tits?
FBI goes rogue
Say hello to mi lit...
It was you all the time!
Ok, time to go you pothead...
Thief and loser team up to rob shit and leave country
Soundtrack so much better than movie
Thief and loser a known from a movie that is not about trains.
One of them is Sherlock Holmes
Total Recall (attempt #2)
repairs things in ship
ship has extra package
everyone gets fucked
only one alive
Jake needs to develop amnesia, since this district is predominantly oriental
Her son is sick.
she has to move before the next season.
she convinces her late husbands old friends to help her.
bad guy dies.
Kiss kiss bang bang?
No, another one of the Holmeses
I want to play a game
I want to play a game
WHAT YEAR IS IT
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits
I want to end this game
happy ending ?
We wuz kangz.
Ok guys try this one
falls in love with milf
Super Mario brothers
two kids with lesbo parents find father
turns out he's a pretty cool guy
but he gets dropped because the dykier one doesn't like him
emofag goes apeshit, rapes little girls, worships satan and kills his entire family... allegedly
*gasp* his pregnant psychotic bitch of a gf is actually the killer
Farming is hard these days
Please don't fuck me
Please fuck our daughters
Stay away from our daughters
Not smoking here damn it
What if we flip it?
Man swims to horizon, woman climbs the mountain...
(Just) Driver, then?
That film with julianna moore
Minus the R. I'm retarded.
mad max: fury road
Was a rather enjoyable film until the director wanted to simply dismiss the cool dad as a mere plot device.
Oh wow, I never would have guessed it without this. Jumanji!
4 dollars for the pie? 5?
insane hotel bills
Pussy and league of assholes takes road trip around germany in sardine tin.
magic game board
Wonder how hard it would've been without that one line in there.
fear and loathing in las vegas
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
Fear and Loathing
The League of Sean Connery Quit Movies Because Of This
we wuz kangz
we wuz kangz
we wuz kangz
Had an accident
Im a monster now
two manchild beta losers host rock and roll tv show
Lean, Grean, Beating Machine
Fuck... Its hard mode tonight.
stoners go to heaven
Didnt get that far in when i saw it was on late night tv so i crashed out
saucy times as victim sees
sexy times gone wrong with metal
chased by metal bro
convert world to oxidisation
This is the End.
Also, Michael Cera impaled by a lamp post is 10/10
Is that true?
A movie buff friendo says so. I didn't care too much to look into it, though.
I'm not sure.
guy kills superhero boyfriends for his oneitis
drug mule becomes sentient AI
yep, generally a gud film
jay-jay the jetplane, only deadly.
gets too smart.
A fucking waste of time ... aka Lucy
And apparently, he was right. No more Sean Connery movies since.
cute deer is munching on grass
Correct, also checked
scott pilgrim vs the world
fat girl goes to talent show
her brother is an emo cunt too
Little Miss Sunshine
a couple finds a house with some lsd druggie
guy cosplaying as Dracula gets them
Fuck they are after us
WarGames: The Dead Code
Man got depression
Man likes to see others suffer
man finds girlfriend
Man no longer likes seeing others suffer
Man makes friend and joins BDSM cult
Girlfriend leaves him for a friend
A lot of people confused
Police threatens to cut mans balls...
Man kill his friend and almost kills himself
All went by the Plan...
Bambi meets Godzilla
guy have car accident
hot neighborhood girl lives next to mine
friend cockblocks me
poop in door
suddenly ghost hunters-like experience
mfw momma tied up
petite girl becomes cop.
other cops hate her.
she befriends con artist.
they uncover a government conspiracy.
evil doppelganger parents
one of my fav movies
Zootopia. EZ son
Man has everything
Brother gives him birthday present
Nobody speaks about present
No money, no reputation, police and killers on ass
Kills his own brother
Best present ever...
I work with you op
Easy mode on that one.
girl gets raped
gets super std
becomes hostile toward people
Hardcore gang rape for half of movie.
Everybody dies except victim.
My inverse satanic trips of truth
cancer kid fucks up silverware
Thnx for the cookie nigger
Ask me anything
I remember it like it was yesterday
we need to go deeper, Leo
"wait why the fuck are they on the other side"
Stops her from jumping to death.
Does not stop her from jumping to death.
Meets up with her after death.
All the shoes and cloths
Man builds machine
Man steps into machine
I will be first traveler
Whops, something went wrong, I'm first superhero
Nobody likes superhero
Damn... It seems that this superhero gets uglier every day
Girlfriend kills superhero
police starts searching
kids are found
dragged into asylum
farm guy gets arrested
kids are still missing
Back to the Future
Transformers The Movie
And "The Fly"
Rick and morty's silent adventure
50 First Dates but during war
Rocky and Bullwinkle beat up Mark Hamil
Yeah, it was a teleporter, not a time machine
Manipulative jailbait makes her mentally damaged neighbors life more complicated.
I was trying to throw this party once.
And everyone was over for the weekend.
And then my uncle Bernie died
so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive
Nigger steals stone
Nigger goes missing
Nobody knows where is nigger
Shit goes bad
Girl finds nigger
Nigger is jackass
Girl says "Fcuk it" and puts stone back...
Weekend at Bernie's
Jimmy cracks corn
the civilization gets what it deserves. Hard working on an alternative way of life. But your friends are always you friends, even if they rob faked silver, or steal your tv - claiming it wasn't yours anyway and want your fries, while you all look to the empty place (yes, there was once the tv).
The underaged girlfriend was right, times has changed. Your friends would fuck you too, if they have the opportunity. Maybe this friend not ... but he will be pissed in part 2 for it
guy has great cardio
ghost buster dies. hilarity ensues.
dumb bitches do dumb bitch things.
weed gets stolen from where its grown
the guys who stole it get it stolen from them
they find out who stole it and wait in their house
the original owners of the weed go to the house of the people who stole it from them to kill them
they all die
Come on, these are pretty easy
You know how dat ish go
Sea of niggers gets mowed down by some irish cunts.
Past is bad
Military experiment gone wrong.
Wake up in future.
Somehow americans are even more retarded.
No one willing to venture a guess?
bookshelfs and space
Siege of Jadotville
Mexicans are bad
government is bad
local cops are bad
here's a harder one hopefully
USA in 2018.
Uh... the movie with matt damon?
The martian I think
Can't wait to go home
Two friends have good time
One friend has good time
Bad time and miscommunication
I hope you like mayo
Is that? President?
Everything is cool now and I have girlfriend...
No, more lonely
I wanna say Harold and Kumar, but...
I think that was the story of a couple of friends who believes in the card playing skills of their friend, and son of a barowner.
Also there where the analphabetical dudes who feared this dildo-swinging oldfag.
Ok, another hint.
There's a monkey.
One potato, two potato, three potato
Why everyone got cool stuff and I got letter?
Watcha reading? Math?
Did you watch the news?
I am on the news!
Remember who counted potatoes? We didn't let her finish
Oh, she finished... But thats not numbers...
Sorry pa, I get that rabbit, girl and we are going to repopulate earth after you all die...
I will give a hint : It happens during WW2.
Jay and Silent Bob strike back?
Top random comment
Good guess but much older. Think black and white old.
dream big as hockey player
smacky balls with golf club
best damn golfer evar
enter comp to win big money
get house back
Dad shoots his little girl
guy gets beaten up and stabbed
Already answered this, m8.
League of Extraordinary Sean Connery Quit Movies Because Of This.
Hint : No teeth show horse.
There is this guys who is angry.
Like really angry.
And by angry I mean he is totally pissed off!
So he did his thing and got a happy end.
Tempted to say Crank 2.
Crank 2 had a happy end?
Depends on your way of viewing it, I guess.
am weird creature with badass fedora
hunt school kids
eat them all
Heartbreaking story about a gay nigger with drugs.
Asked before no correct guess
Pfft I thought it was that one with Lily Rabe in it. Ms. Stevens or some shit
Depressed man get help from relative
He put his life in place but lost relative
Got big dreams
Side effects kick in
Police kicks in, criminals kicks in, depression kicks in
One staby boy wins
Life is back on track, everyone is happy
Tells ex boss to go fuck himself...
gangs of NY
Night mare on elk steep
Damn I thought no one would get this. Yeah that’s it
Whole lot of AI shit
What am I fucking watching?
Fine man learns about life from his wise 2 year older stepfather
Learns from his gentleman friend to talk with girls and meets nice lady with 10 kids
Gets into armed conflict with neighbors
Have problems with Asian shopkeepers
But puts his life on track while his friend gets job as cars tester.
Sad girl gets a job working for a demanding boss. Finds she likes it.
50 shades of grey
50 shades of whitish-black
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Dr Doolittle 2
It's Drive, you schmucks.
Ok, last one:
Man don't want to live in a farm
Nothing else to do
Don't have money, girlfriend left for rich guy, and don't have balls to confront him
Even his pathetic friend has fine lady. She teaches him how to deal with life
One day meets lady that teaches him how to live
Her mad husband appears
Guy talks him to death
Guy is happy, town is happy nigger cameo...
a million ways to die in the west