It's a Ronnie and Sammi break-up and then get back together episode

>it's a Ronnie and Sammi break-up and then get back together episode

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>It's a Snickers gets punched in the face and falls flat on her ass episode.

CABSAHHEYA

>It's a high test episode

Hnnnnnngggggggg

>Every episode

>It's a Pauly is a total bro episode

Was this show the pinnacle of reality kino?

>You will never be bros with Pauly and Vinny

jdisma

BURGERS FOR THE BOYS

>It's a Angelina starts shit and everybody hates her episode.
>It's a Angelina leaves and is not seen for the rest of the season episode.
>It's a Angelina returns this season, but eventually leaves again to never return ever again episode.

I went to college at Rider in NJ and this show reminded me of all the jersey bros and chicks and was comfy in that way.

>the pinnacle of reality
>literally caricatures of humans with the most prurient and selfish desires being what drives them

?

>rewatching the show
>realizing 90% of everything revolves around Ron and Sam drama

>It's a hold my earrings please episode

>my only knowledge of the show is what I picked up from commercials yet I feel confident enough to opine on it
?

best girl

are they still together?

Now that the dust has finally had a decade to settle I think we can all agree that the most needless cast member was JWow

Not attractive, not funny, not interesting. Dead space.

I watched it. They're all drama whores who only care about surface level pleasures they never had a single intelligent conversation.

It's fine if you like the show just admit you're wrong. They're barely real people.

I suppose vinny is cool but again anyone who tans and wears his hair like that clearly is no philosopher.

Fuck you, Jenni was the best girl.

Awaiting the cavalcade of mouth breathers that think fake tits are attractive

It has nothing to do with her tits and everything to do about her being the least dumb.

More best girl

You have to be 18+ to post here m8

>Fuck you, Jenni was the best girl.

youtu.be/sluHwh3hJhI

Although she ruined herself with plastic surgery, she was the most intelligent of the girls and often played mommy/therapist to them.

I dunno about that

Sure she was a skank but she was loyal to her dudes. It was the first BF's insecurity that drove her away then she hooked up with Roger and is a perfect gf/wife

All the other girls fucked around on their dudes at least once

They needed people like her and Ronnie to be foils and regulators to snooki and pauly

No. Funnily enough, both of them seem to have purged any mention of each other from their respective wiki pages. I remember looking them up last time I rewatched the show and it said they split shortly after the show's run ended.

No pussy is worth the amount of bullshit Sam dishes out.

She was pretty fucking dumb. She essentially took orders from Snooky and let both of her BFs walk all over her. Her whole tough girl thing was a weak facade.

She's a little pitbull. Dumb but loyal.

>It was the first BF's insecurity
>literally grinding on pauly, making out like a slut and him showing his dick to her while they were laying in his bed while in a relationship with the dude
I felt fucking awful for the kid.

>It's a Snitchuation feels left out by Paulie and Vinnie episode

Agree 100%

You could always see Ronnie was close to flipping out after being chilled and bro'ing at the club

They get home and all she does is fucking push his buttons until he snaps

She got better after season 3 or so.

I'm pretty sure she got on some anti depressants.

>best girl
More like most spoiled/stuck up girl. Literally nothing but eye candy.

Does anyone remember anyone of those people except for Snooki and The Situation (and maybe J Wow)?

This show is funnier.

>it's a situation says he's off pills now and makes amends to everyone but still acts like a backstabbing dramamonger prick to everyone season

Everyone on the show was pretty cool actually except for Snookie and Ronnie. Ronnie was the fucking worst.

Nice try bong.

>ywn a meatball

Geordie Shore is better desu

Those fucking accents make the show unwatchable

No Vinne/Pauly bro's

Just a house full of snooki's and situation's who fight like same and ronnie

Notice how I said "least dumb" and not "not dumb," you moron.

She's a fucking nobel peace prize winner compared to Sammi, Snooki, Deena, and Angelina at their worst.

>it's a situation knocks himself out by running his head into a wall so he doesn't get his ass beat by ronnie episode

pathetic display, what an embarrassment

She did not get better, in Italy she forced Mike to try and murder himself with a wall to try and show Ronnie the error of his ways in putting up with her shit.

You mean Lil' Kim?

Is this what the average Chilean woman looks like?

>it's a "Snooki cheated on Gionni with Mike and everyone knows she's lying about it, even Jenni, but she never gets called out for it for real" episode

>in Italy she forced Mike to try and murder himself with a wall to try and show Ronnie the error of his ways in putting up with her shit.

kek I don't think that's how that happened but if it is it's even funnier.

Pauly said it best when he talked about how Ron couldn't hit for shit and Mike did more damage to himself.

the accents are what makes the show desu

Literally what was his problem? Drugs, mental issues? He seemed retarded.

>how it feels to chew 5 botox

Mike was Jesus that season, he sacrificed himself to make everyone realize Sammi was the anti-christ

The guy's are hotter than the girls.

is this real

The guys are the only ones who take care of themselves. The girls just eat a lot and get fat.

>Had baby
>Got fat
>Stayed fat
women are the worst

Yeah they're both shit at fighting but ronnie would demolish him just on the account of being so much bigger.

Pretty sue she was preggers in that photo

>pretty rare for a woman with child to not look like a flab monster

Whatever, I'd take Sammi any day if it means getting crushed by those thighs.

TMZ trolled her calling her Lil' Kim. Pretty hilarious.

Stay away from the botox guys.

Who is best bro and why is it pauly?
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Broseidon tier:
-Clean Mike
-early seasons Vinnie

Brotein tier:
-Paulie

Broback Mountain tier:
-late seasons Vinnie

Brony tier:
-shithead Mike
-Ronnie

>getting roasted by TMZ
dam son

>those man hands

she looks more like Bruce Jenner

Ronnie was a total bro as long as Sam wasnt there, he was the poster child for a dude being ruined by having a GF

>It's a "Ronnie gets drunk and starts dancing like an animal" episode

literally the best ones

>it's a jersey shore girls murder a turtle by putting it in fresh water instead of seawater episode
How the fuck did they get away with this?

coked out Ronnie was good

The dude goes hard as fuck on alcohol.
youtube.com/watch?v=8YPT1ADlZPc

peak of the show

>It's a Paul and Vinnie make me rethink my choice of friends episode

You now realize this guy would've been summarily executed for doing something like that today.

>It' a "Pauly desperately wants to stay relevant" episode

>alcohol
is actually coke

>it's a Situation cooks for everyone but they still shit on him because he didnt also wash the dishes episode

Looks fucking bizarre without his blowout.

>It's a "Vinnie wonders how the fuck he ended up with all these freaks and thinks if it's even worth it" episode

>Ryan Gosslyn in the back
damn hollywood is brutal a couple of flops and you are done

This is better than any non fiction show ever made, it's a case study, a window into the human condition, a snapshot of pure, unbridled emotion. It is art.
>tfw you'll never help your bro pauly dodge a grenade

I unironically can't figure out who Paulie is

>I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet

Literally me.

>tfw you will never celebrate putting on tshirts with your bros by chanting TSHIRT TIME
inb4 we all did

most people are not good at leaving material hedonism and they do not even want to, but they sure love to fantasize about being good people, better than mere animals. Even the few ascetics manage to remain hedonistic because they do asceticism only to feel better about themselves, precisely because they see that most people are not as ascetic as them.

>it's a "Sup Forums admits to watching perhaps that trashiest, plebeian show on television" episode

>They get home and all she does is fucking push his buttons until he snaps
well she is right then, since she always find somebody to meddle with and come back to her

>he doesnt understand watching shows ironically

>you will never hear the sound of a grenade whistle going off in the distance ever again

>tfw you will never be on Sup Forums for the jersey shore game threads again

It was legitimately the best time I had on this site. Too bad Sup Forums is ruined beyond repair now

but Sup Forums does that every day with got, westworld, and similar shit show generals daily

I do, but not beyond a certain point where you realize it has no merit whatsoever. Also, people are discussing it in this thread in a serious manner, not realizing they've probably put more time watching it and thinking about it than most of its fans.

At some point, you might get start to get erect when you see a guy's dick in porn in anticipation for the sex, and then you can't really enjoy lesbian porn any more, and the guy's dick is what you focus on, and then you fast forward to scenes except when the dick is prominent, and then you just start watching gay porn altogether, and you might claim somehow that it's a legitimate fetish, perhaps even that you're watching it ironically, but you have to eventually consider the possibility or face the fact that you're gay. Likewise, you have to accept that you're as trash and plebeian and moronic as most of the people who watch this show if you do it enough.

Well, those are hardly trashier and more plebeian than Jersey Shore. Really, user, this is scraping the bottom of the barrel of entertainment.

Are you gay? Is this your way of coming out?

What do you mean "admits"? There were live threads on /sp and Sup Forums

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What do you think was the assumed pairing of the creators of the show? My guess is
Mike and Angelina
Vinny and Snooky
Pauly and Jwow
Ronny and Sammi

Funny how almost non of them worked out. Mike and Angelina would have been amazing to watch as a couple, but they were like fire and ice. Pauly was afraid of JWow, and Snooky was too annoying for Vinny.