I have to go buy some condos and febreeze. Dubs decides what else I buy to make the cashier lul

I have to go buy some condos and febreeze. Dubs decides what else I buy to make the cashier lul

A noose

rubber gloves and an energy drink

A ski mask

kek this

a duster
mountain dew or monster
a toy, like a childrens toy

KY and a single hot wheels car

Protip: the cashier does not give a fuck what you buy.

A dildo

Cucumbers

check 'em

do it faggot

Winrar

7 rolls of TP

reroll

close af 1 off
rip
pls do this
its hilarious
dubs coming in
check em

nothing you retard. but like a 60cent candy bar, than have your debit, your credit card, and second card all get declined. then go say your going to look for change outside on the ground. nothing funnier.

I haven't left home yet. Will deliver. Probably new thread later

Cucumber and hot sauce

a Barbie doll

CONDOM PICTURES NOW!

i mean i do when i see weird shit, saw an old man once buy a cucumber, condoms, Vaseline, and rope. that shit had me pondering the entire day

Mayo and one of those dildo plungers

A cucumber

Winrar

They arent going to say anything unless theyre trash, but they'll laugh/wonder to themselves for sure.