I'm an 18 year old guy who lives with his parents. A friend of my mother is staying in our basement for a week.
Tonight is night one. The lady is in her late 30's and married with a couple kids.
My mission is simple: fuck her. I want to seduce her but don't know how to go about it. I've had sex less than 20 times and have no experience with older women. I'm sure there'll be an opportunity of alone time with her, so I have to be prepared.
Blake Jackson
If her and your mom are drinking one night just keep the drinking going whatever you have to do. Youll figure out the rest
Jackson Evans
Good idea. Hopefully she'll get wine drunk. The only issue is being in the basement with her without my parents noticing
Jaxson Richardson
just keep the drinking going eventually your mom and dad are gonna want to go to bed and shell be headed downstairs.just make sure the coast is clear
Chase Jackson
what does she look like???
Lucas Edwards
Sounds like a plan. thank you
Jonathan Ward
Honest to god she looks similar to the pic posted
Jackson Ramirez
whats the context of her stay? is everything fine at home with her? If everything is cool at home, I would shoot for a come on hard and fast. she can spend the next few days avioding you.
If her husband is shit, you might have to be sensitive, and that shit usually takes more time.
Liam Reyes
Shes here for business, nothing seems to be wrong
Angel Bennett
Have you all met before? Have there been any flirtations in the past, or is this starting now?
Anthony Green
Second time I've ever talked to her
Jeremiah Wood
Post a pic of you so we can see if you got a chance
Dylan Hall
Greentext it once your done
Jayden Gray
Haha no thanks. Trying not to be vain here, but I'm with a modelling agency and I'm an athelete
Isaac Howard
Well, without any go-ahead signs in the past, the continued drinking is your best bet. Also, listen to her...listening will help because she'll feel she can trust you.
She's there for a week...set up the long play. Gain trust, Go buy a book on how to give massages, leave it out...if she comments on it, simply say that "you've been learning and find it relaxing." See if she makes a comment about her own need for a massage...then offer....
Jaxon Young
Will do. Keep in mind this is for real and not some 40 year old's LARP. I wouldn't get your penis too excited because there's a high chance I won't succeed
Cameron Phillips
Oh shit that'd be a good play. I went into her temporary room to snoop around and I found books on meditation. Any way I could play on with that?
Dominic Kelly
I'm sure you are
Mason Evans
Find a book that combines the two. The first hit when I googled it was this, by George Downing.
Your local Barnes and Noble should have something.
Charles Thomas
6 off kys fag
Eli Morris
Also, if you have a couple of books, it will show actual interest. Have one dog-eared to specific sections...shows study as opposed to "trap."
Nicholas Rodriguez
After all, the key to a good con is to make is seem like this was all present and set up before the mark arrived.
Ayden Robinson
If all else fails, just let her catch you jerking it. Works in the films, right?
Andrew Thomas
Lol dude people don't just stay at their friend's place and fuck their kids, this is pretty stupid to even attempt.
James Bennett
Oh shit!! I gotta find this.
Austin Green
I unironically thought this might work
Juan Gomez
God damnit, why do you have to be the voice of reason?
Tyler Sullivan
Your 18, let me know how prison and sexual predator list goes for you.
Ian Butler
You're*
Joseph James
If you were thisYou wouldn't waste your time with mom's with kids
Levi Gray
That's just one. There are a lot of books on this subject. Head to a good bookstore (or call around). If all else fails, order a few on Amazon with next day delivery. Remember to make at least one of them look pretty well used.
Joshua Butler
This isn't a fucking porno, get real. If you want to nail an older woman you'd be better off going to a porn site and clicking on the "I'm 50, fuck me now" advertisements.
Camden Young
I wish you luck
Jordan Walker
Pro level ladies man here, but I can tell you, without motherfucking question, this guy is sociopath grandmaster level. Best chance is to listen to this guy. I'll tell you now, the married part gives you low chance of mission success. Out of 20 or so older women, only 2 have been married. If she was divorced you'd have a WAAAAAAY the fuck better chance. If I were to give advice....just be flirty when you're alone with her and see how she reacts. If she responds well, keep pushing and present an opportunity, if not, back off. She won't tell your mom or anything if she's not into it, not worth the social capital on her end.
Godspeed Sup Forums brother
William Cruz
enjoy embarrassing yourself.
any little thing you do shell tell your mom, then your dad will know, then all their friends will know and relatives, then youll want to kill yourself.
Easton Richardson
This here, let the game come to you
Liam Torres
Should I leave it out or have her catch me reading it?
Kevin Hernandez
Brah, he's 18. This isn't THAT far of a stretch. You'd be surprised how many of your friends have banged your mom if she's divorced. As long as he isn't a fucktard about it and try something super inappropriate it's not that big of a deal.
Clearly a virgin
Austin Johnson
Thank you sir
James Anderson
Why the hell would his parents shane themselves?
They will say nothing. But they will be hard on OP. Its not gonna happen. But good luck anyway OP.
Isaiah Anderson
My parents are super chill and would find it funny honestly. Otherwise they'd just give me shit for being a perverted inappropriate fuck who made our guest uncomfortable
Eli Edwards
Thats exactly what I thought.
You should try it, drink a little as well, just to say you were tipsy and things got out of hands lol.
Parker Gutierrez
its gonna fail.
when i was 26 i banged my aunts friend. went to my aunts house to move some shit, had a few drinks, her friend randomly came over when i was in a perfect buzzed state, firing on all cylinders. next month was my cousins wedding, went stag and had a room, knew aunts friend would be there, she was all into me at the wedding, easily lured back to my room. thats how its done. and let it be known everyone in my family suspects what went down.
if i had just went up to her at the wedding unknown and hit on her, she would have laughed in my face and i woulda been the ultimate loser at the wedding and laughed at behind my back by the family.
Anthony Morris
In an ideal world I would come home early from a party drunk, late enough that she's tipsy but not asleep. Then I don't seem like the horny teenager that drinking with his mom to bang her friend
Colton Wilson
No prob. With older women, anticipation is the best part (no offense to you) so the longer you keep that flirtation going and slowly ramping it up, the more open to the possibility she will become. But like I said, just be respectful about it, if you don't get the feeling she's into it then back off and you'll be fine.
Some key indicators she's interested: Twirling her hair with her fingers Smiling Just about any kind of physical contact with you bouncing end of her one of her feet while she's sitting with her legs crossed
I'm 33 and I still second guess myself on those from time to time. I almost always find out later that whoever she was, was wet as an otter's pocket and I should have made a move. So more often then not they are solid indicators when included with other evidence of interest
Bentley Edwards
I'll make sure to pay attention to body language :)
Josiah Campbell
Leave it out...on a side table, face down like you were interrupted while reading it (and then forgot it). If she doesn't ask or respond to the book, then read it casually while she is around.
Eli Thompson
^^ timestamp
Nathaniel Young
i'll fap to increase your power tonight man
Owen Scott
It is all about alcohol. Banged a married coworker while we were on a business trip. She was into me to begin with but alcohol drove it home. I was 27 she was 52