HELP ME Sup Forums!

HELP ME Sup Forums!

I'm an 18 year old guy who lives with his parents. A friend of my mother is staying in our basement for a week.

Tonight is night one. The lady is in her late 30's and married with a couple kids.

My mission is simple: fuck her. I want to seduce her but don't know how to go about it. I've had sex less than 20 times and have no experience with older women. I'm sure there'll be an opportunity of alone time with her, so I have to be prepared.

If her and your mom are drinking one night just keep the drinking going whatever you have to do. Youll figure out the rest

Good idea. Hopefully she'll get wine drunk. The only issue is being in the basement with her without my parents noticing

just keep the drinking going eventually your mom and dad are gonna want to go to bed and shell be headed downstairs.just make sure the coast is clear

what does she look like???

Sounds like a plan. thank you

Honest to god she looks similar to the pic posted

whats the context of her stay?
is everything fine at home with her?
If everything is cool at home, I would shoot for a come on hard and fast. she can spend the next few days avioding you.

If her husband is shit, you might have to be sensitive, and that shit usually takes more time.

Shes here for business, nothing seems to be wrong

Have you all met before?
Have there been any flirtations in the past, or is this starting now?

Second time I've ever talked to her

Post a pic of you so we can see if you got a chance

Greentext it once your done

Haha no thanks. Trying not to be vain here, but I'm with a modelling agency and I'm an athelete

Well, without any go-ahead signs in the past, the continued drinking is your best bet. Also, listen to her...listening will help because she'll feel she can trust you.

She's there for a week...set up the long play. Gain trust, Go buy a book on how to give massages, leave it out...if she comments on it, simply say that "you've been learning and find it relaxing." See if she makes a comment about her own need for a massage...then offer....

Will do. Keep in mind this is for real and not some 40 year old's LARP. I wouldn't get your penis too excited because there's a high chance I won't succeed

Oh shit that'd be a good play. I went into her temporary room to snoop around and I found books on meditation. Any way I could play on with that?

I'm sure you are

Find a book that combines the two. The first hit when I googled it was this, by George Downing.

Your local Barnes and Noble should have something.

6 off kys fag

Also, if you have a couple of books, it will show actual interest. Have one dog-eared to specific sections...shows study as opposed to "trap."

After all, the key to a good con is to make is seem like this was all present and set up before the mark arrived.

If all else fails, just let her catch you jerking it. Works in the films, right?

Lol dude people don't just stay at their friend's place and fuck their kids, this is pretty stupid to even attempt.

Oh shit!! I gotta find this.

I unironically thought this might work

God damnit, why do you have to be the voice of reason?

Your 18, let me know how prison and sexual predator list goes for you.

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If you were thisYou wouldn't waste your time with mom's with kids

That's just one. There are a lot of books on this subject. Head to a good bookstore (or call around). If all else fails, order a few on Amazon with next day delivery. Remember to make at least one of them look pretty well used.

This isn't a fucking porno, get real. If you want to nail an older woman you'd be better off going to a porn site and clicking on the "I'm 50, fuck me now" advertisements.

I wish you luck

Pro level ladies man here, but I can tell you, without motherfucking question, this guy is sociopath grandmaster level. Best chance is to listen to this guy. I'll tell you now, the married part gives you low chance of mission success. Out of 20 or so older women, only 2 have been married. If she was divorced you'd have a WAAAAAAY the fuck better chance. If I were to give advice....just be flirty when you're alone with her and see how she reacts. If she responds well, keep pushing and present an opportunity, if not, back off. She won't tell your mom or anything if she's not into it, not worth the social capital on her end.

Godspeed Sup Forums brother

enjoy embarrassing yourself.

any little thing you do shell tell your mom, then your dad will know, then all their friends will know and relatives, then youll want to kill yourself.

This here, let the game come to you

Should I leave it out or have her catch me reading it?

Brah, he's 18. This isn't THAT far of a stretch. You'd be surprised how many of your friends have banged your mom if she's divorced. As long as he isn't a fucktard about it and try something super inappropriate it's not that big of a deal.

Clearly a virgin

Thank you sir

Why the hell would his parents shane themselves?

They will say nothing. But they will be hard on OP. Its not gonna happen. But good luck anyway OP.

My parents are super chill and would find it funny honestly. Otherwise they'd just give me shit for being a perverted inappropriate fuck who made our guest uncomfortable

Thats exactly what I thought.

You should try it, drink a little as well, just to say you were tipsy and things got out of hands lol.

its gonna fail.

when i was 26 i banged my aunts friend. went to my aunts house to move some shit, had a few drinks, her friend randomly came over when i was in a perfect buzzed state, firing on all cylinders. next month was my cousins wedding, went stag and had a room, knew aunts friend would be there, she was all into me at the wedding, easily lured back to my room. thats how its done. and let it be known everyone in my family suspects what went down.

if i had just went up to her at the wedding unknown and hit on her, she would have laughed in my face and i woulda been the ultimate loser at the wedding and laughed at behind my back by the family.

In an ideal world I would come home early from a party drunk, late enough that she's tipsy but not asleep. Then I don't seem like the horny teenager that drinking with his mom to bang her friend

No prob. With older women, anticipation is the best part (no offense to you) so the longer you keep that flirtation going and slowly ramping it up, the more open to the possibility she will become. But like I said, just be respectful about it, if you don't get the feeling she's into it then back off and you'll be fine.

Some key indicators she's interested:
Twirling her hair with her fingers
Smiling
Just about any kind of physical contact with you
bouncing end of her one of her feet while she's sitting with her legs crossed

I'm 33 and I still second guess myself on those from time to time. I almost always find out later that whoever she was, was wet as an otter's pocket and I should have made a move. So more often then not they are solid indicators when included with other evidence of interest

I'll make sure to pay attention to body language :)

Leave it out...on a side table, face down like you were interrupted while reading it (and then forgot it). If she doesn't ask or respond to the book, then read it casually while she is around.

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i'll fap to increase your power tonight man

It is all about alcohol. Banged a married coworker while we were on a business trip. She was into me to begin with but alcohol drove it home. I was 27 she was 52

Enjoy the rape charges.