Hey Sup Forums my girlfriend and I were just talking about having sex for the first time and we sexted and all that...

Hey Sup Forums my girlfriend and I were just talking about having sex for the first time and we sexted and all that good stuff but when we swapped nudes she asked whats wrong with my penis. I masturbate around three times a day and my diet is usually fast food. Its been like this all my life and now my girlfriend is calling me El Hanko because she said that Hank Hill could have a dick like mine. Is there anything wrong with my penis and if so is there any help for me guys? Pic related btw took it about an hour ago.

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> El Hanko

Hilarious name because I'm not the one being called it.

Serious though, looks like a normal dick to me. No idea what she's on about.

My girlfriend just saw this thread and she said "I hope they photoshop your peepee on Hank" lol. Anyway theres nothing wrong?

I'd say, if anything, it looks like the head is short but that's about it. That's just compared to the average, as far as what I've seen.

I can post another pic if that could help?

>Anyway theres nothing wrong?

Nope.

Yes, different angle(s). We need to figure out why your gf thinks your shlong is wrong.

Sorry im just really paranoid that my gf is calling it a peepee and El Hanko she even wrote on my ballsack just now

Doesn't look weird at all to me. Does your gf see a lot of dick or somethin'?

She thinks you're short. Nothing else physically wrong

It smells sour when I ejaculat and its usually clear and milky

It also taste like pineapples

I think this is a normal case of humiliation fetish

I'm no cum expert, but that doesn't sound good

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WHO GETS THEIR ROCKS OFF TO BEING CALLED EL HANKO IT PISSES ME OFF

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You trying to be funny asshole?

this might help

youtu.be/Ortzvggl-TU?t=962

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Im already fucking pisses I WILL NOT BE CALLED EL HANKO AGAIN GODDAMNIT

Buhuahhhhh narrow urethra

Don't make me kick your ass.

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As a rule, dick pics are never attractive for girls. You need to do the shirt off with pants low as they can go before exposing dick or maybe showing a bit of the base. Dick pics only have a chance at being good if your dick is larger than average. But don't worry. My husband sent me a dic pic, I thought it looked small and wasn't particularly attracted by the pic, still was attracted to him and went for it.

Your penis is normal, and your girl is being a cunt. Dump her.

Gf here. He ran out the room to punch a wall after he started crying lol. Can someone photoshop El Hanko so that I have something nice to show him please?

wisdomness

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Short dick, narrow urethra

>El Hanko lives on

FUCKIN RIP LOL IM GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET A PIC OF HIM CRYING LOLOL

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Looks kinda like Steve that OP from a couple days ago eith a cat in a tube sock

GUYS I CAUGHT HIM TRYING TO GET IN THE SHOWER HOLY FUCK

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fake or not... that humans torso looks like a sad old man face

But it seems he's smiling

Is that really how small dicks work

Nah belly button is the mouth making a sad surprised face

Did u really watch that gif?

You can photoshop it if you want i love watching this and his reactions. Still trying to get a pic of him crying hes getting dressed now

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That was fast!

Yeah why not

Don't have ability on phone I don't think. Nipples is the eyes, there are lumps or rolls or some shit right under where his pecks should be, those are old man's bags to eyes... Clearly a dark nose down the middle with the startled mouth belly button

Mmkay...
>One human
>Has hard peen
>Hand on peen
Idk bout u but 2/3 is enough for me to nope

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>having standards on Sup Forums

Is he really? Plz tell me this is real

dhabkhaxhahsxax hahahahaahahahha

Touché

I need this to be real!

Yo ask him, in detail, why he's upset

It is.

Can u record this?

Ask him if he likes propane and propane accessories

"It would be an honor"

I wish I could but my shitty phone only takes pics. Got a pic of him out the shower before he got dressed and cried tho. I was "comforting" him if anyone interested

El Hanko is amazing. Stop eating fast food and make sure to jerk off before fucking her. Last thing you need to be is minute man El Hanko.

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Well played

He said he will shove a propane tank up your ass and blow you up

Nah user got dubs tho

You win the comforting pic baby.

I want that shower cap

So he does like propane

I just called him El Hanko the rubber tit bastard. Someone please go on ms paint and meme this boy for me

also nice dubs

His belly look like Pepé

Idk but i heard its better than charcoal

Looks like mine. 3/5 normal

U see the episode where they use charcoals and Hank looses it when he finds out Bobby and Peggy prefer it

I fucking hate how you colossal faggots will keep replying to cancer like this.

El Hanko is acting like that. He wants to break up with me now lol

Tell me moar

You better Drop that fucking dumb Bitch right now, shes a fucking straight up cunt. Your dick is fine, If shes a virgin, shes watched too much porn.

Post bobs

nice dubs

Look at El Hanko's tits baby

And vagene

Mfw gf is el peggo

I prefer woman teet. Timestamp and bobs and vagene OPs gf/ex

Giant feet

Hold on bb

4 u bb

Those will due. Bob's and vegene with timestamp

Not today i just got over a heartbreaking dump

U being sarcastic doe

If you make me El Hanko memes I may reconsider

NGL OPs (now ex) gf might be new queen Sup Forums material

What the hell is going on in this thread

El Hanko left so memes for tits but of El Hanko

This is OPs gf's thread now. Sup Forums scouts potential new queen

Imagine becoming queen all because I named my ex boyfriends penis after a king of the hill character. As queen I demand El Hanko memes. Build me a dank meme empire of my exes goo goo.

Looks like a regular boring dick to me, op

You sacrilegious cocksmoker thats El Hanko. My people punish this man for blaspheming the legendary penis.

Face with timestamp first

Where are you I'll suck it

Kek

op has a small sick lmao