>fall in love
>dont kill dad
>dont kill giant
>almost die, but not really
>kill man
>get chick
Fall in love
The Princess Bride kind of fits.
We was kangs and we would be advanced n sheeit if the white man didn't rape Africa.
Black Panther
nailed it!
>be 1337
>get busted
>waif for some years
>save the day with girl and other 1337s
blood diamond?
Hackers
The gods must be crazy
two for two
ok hard mode
>be honorable man
>go to seek fortune with old war buddy
>almost die
>find treasure
>dont get married, you'll fuck the whole thing up
>friend gets married
>gets killed cause blood
>carry his head down mountain
pic is huge clue if you're /k/
>be me
>not married
>wear wedding-ring
not sure the movie but thats an episode of seinfeld.
toxic monster disrupts potato farming
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Is that harry potter?
>needs a ride
the black panther
>hamlet with pussy
...
Martini Henry rifles were in Zulu but I dont know about this one.
Maybe The Mountain 1956, but that was looting a plane crash.
One of the main characters is also famous for drinking a martini.
Interracial man love
Blizzards
Gang banging
Whacking old ladies
hot tub time machine?
This is we niggas build toilets.
This one has Sean Connery and mountain climbing.
Five Days One Summer (1982)
nah
I wanna say The Dark Knight Rises...
The Lion King. Too obvious.
>Adoptive son gets coddled by clergy
>Comes out of his shell starting when he comes out of home
>Wins and gets cucked without even trying
It cant be Highlander
Yes on Sean Connery. But it was the man would be king. Sean Connery and Michael Caine venture to find their fortune, with martini rifles in hand. If you haven't seen it, watch it. Great flick.
Well I certainly am now. And Michael Caine? Im making popcorn.
Tough one
>Be me
>Mom's a deadbeat
>Leaves me with two uncles to "go to college"
>Tells me they're rich
>Tells me get their money
>Find out she lied about college thing
>Str8 abandoned
>Uncles tell me about how they killed a lot of sand niggers back in the day
>MFW I like staying here
>MFW they bought a lion
Giant space rock going to smash the earth, lets use nukes to fix it.
Hard mode: no Steve Buscemi
Goodfellas?
Seconhand Lions
second hand lions?
Deep impact
ayy
No.
Uniquely sensitive man who is a part of an invasion force scouts ahead and meets female of native tribe and lives with them for a while and learns their peaceful ways and when the invasion force gets to the village he helps the natives fight back.Then gets the girl.
Avatar
>gettin dat dank oil
>take kid that ain't mine
>raise kid
>Fuck people over
>get dat cheddar
>Tell kid to fuck off
>Let's take an autistic person on a road trip. Find out autism is a PITA, but learn some cool trivia in the process.
Or Pocahontas, or Ferngully, or Dances with Wolves, or the Last Samuari, or even How to Train your Dragon.
Rainman
Yes
There will be Blood
Sentient motor car dislikes bullies.
The Iron Giant
>be robot
>be not robot
>gf dies
>sike im still a robot
>sike gf was fake
>bleed out
>go to hospital
>get stabbed
>go to hospital
>shit shit shit
>fuck fuck fuck
>ahhhhh fuck
Blade Runner?
Just guessing. I haven't seen it
>be guy
>meet other guy
>"oh shit I am other guy"
>explosions
Face/Off
face off?
Prince of persia
fight club?
> bitch and fish have fun
> magical moments
> fish is love, fish is life
Shit yes, FightClub.
little mermaid
The Little Mermaid
Life as a janitor sucks.
Get killed in freak accident.
Wake up and freak over weird dream
Go outside and see my dead self
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nope
Hackers.
yes the new one
>the nigger was blind
Splash?
Zeus and Roxanne
Jaws
book of nigger
Nope again
Rick and Morty
a fish called wanda
The Braille Bible is 17 volumes and they are huge.
A fish called wanda
The Lawnmower Man?
>be in high school
>be a dog
>dad's retarded
>friends are lame
>fucking easy cheese
>go in camping trip with father
>long trip to nowhere just to return home
>fuck a bitch
Book of Eli
Nope
>Genetically mutated salmon grow arms and legs and have sex with women.
>nigger wants legs
>nigger cant talk now
Teenage werewolf
>I drive
Nope
The shape of water
Finding nemo
Unleashed
drive?
No
homeward bound?
Shape of water!!
The easy cheese gives it away really
Damn you're good.
>Long train ride ends with a wolf on a snowdrift.
Hunchback of Notre Dame?
LOL
the grey
Snowpiercer
No
Yep!
Ding!
Ahaha I'm 50/50 here, both of these guesses were me
> boss has jewelry making hobby
> loses his favorite ring
> sends all his employees out looking for it
> some rando fags found it but are keeping it
> boss is pissed
LOTR