ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / STUPID OPINIONS / WORKPLACE SECRETS / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / STUPID OPINIONS / WORKPLACE SECRETS / ETC

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I have no will to live. My coworkers and family think I'm perfectly fine but really I'm a lonely depressed fuck who can't even make friends online. I'm a bitch who peels away the skin of his feet to feel something since I'm too pussy to cut or stab myself and genuinely feel hopeless. I have no drive to do anything except kill myself with a gun.

you should kys

bumpp

Already planning to eventually

do it pussy and livestream it too

i once wanked off with me mum's nickers

>be me 8 years old

Uncle visiting from Germany stays with us for a month bought me gifts candy games etc even would make a joke about me not wearing any underwear by putting his hands in my pants but everykne did kinda got used to it but anyway last night here he comes into my room and ask if i was awake i said yes it was like midnight didnt want to sleep it was Thanksgiving and i had just gotten the new pokemans game sapphire eddition #thanks uncle he asked me what i was doing i said playing the game you got me he said is it fun and i said yeah i love it then he gets into bed with me and asked to play i gave him the gameboy he said eh its fun but i know something we can do to have more fun and i said what and he said let me show you and took off my pants and started rubing my cock i said this isnt fun he said wait and put his mouth on my cock and i was startled i never felt anything like that i was hard and it felt weird and he said now my turn and i had to suck his cock and this is the story all about how my uncled hoed me for 4 years for games

while she was wearing them?

Lol no

no

I like big tits shhhhhhhh :3

you aint alone

I once thought of posting some incriminating stuff on a FBI honeypot board...But then I thought better of it.
Care to know what it is?

I'm a Grizzly Bear in a human body. The only few people who take it seriously are my Boyfriend, and my Psychologist.

my friend/housemate got dumped by his gf a week ago. she was going to anyway but i told her to do it sooner. long story short I fucked her just a couple hours after they broke up and have fucked everyday.

Is that YOU, Sugartits?
youtube.com/watch?v=xWhS-4Dg_ok

I am a grown man.

fucked multiple girls while having an STD, that isn't even that bad.

most of them didn't even ask if I was clean, or anything- they were decent people enough.

after a while, I got out of that mentality of "we're going to get married, so I might as well not use a condom" with one girl- and started using protection since then.

I love feet and nobody knows about that.

couldnt find a feels thread
>meet irl female from /soc/
>we fall in love
>get her pregnant
>have an abortion
>get in fights
>dont speak anymore
will probably exit bag once mum dies

Also, when I found out I had at age 19- their were only two girls since my last check up that I fucked without a condom.

One was my actual girlfriend, taller than me biracial girl. big ass, small tits. green eyes. caramel skin.

Other was a big titty hick, who was tryna fuck during an Alabama game playing on the TV in the dorms.

I still haven't figured out which gave it to me, I found out my actual girlfriend was a total slut. Fucking a 29 year old manager (father of four/married) of the pizza hut she used to work at when she was 16.


On the other hand, the country big tity bitch was...disgusting. Idk how girls find "country" boys who smoke, dip, and have retard accents attractive at all. I was drunk, hadn't had sex for a few weeks, and I was young. Didn't have a car to buy condoms, and the autistic spaz I told if he could pick me up some on his way to get beer for the party- ended up hitting up wal mart to do some personal shopping. got back 45 minutes after we fucked, and threw an empty box of condoms at me as a joke.

i dont get the appeal of feet, can you tell me why you like them?

My secret is that I'm tired of these threads

then dont click on them.

yes

My ex has hit me kicked me slapped me scratched me slashed my tires demeaned me put me down and called me every name in the book. I can’t bring myself to have a life without her. When she isn’t all of the above, she is sweet. Our sex is great and she always so down for whatever I want and will go out drinking with me any day of the week.

I have an opportunity to be with her (well, we never really ever stopped being together she just moved out for a couple months) and I can’t turn it down.

Absolutely no idea what to do. I was miserable when we lived together and hated my life. Yet, when we are apart, I can’t live without her.

It turns me on when people are racist to me.

..........that is good to know! I will write it up in my journal that someone was interested in me today!

Fucked a girl VERY HARD, she bled
Drove to hospital
Abandon ship

Petite girl half my height, I'm 7'3 dicked and I hit her cervix with almost 20% of my dick in her, I ignored the screams and moans and basically pounded her balls deep

I fucked her hard, like punching her insides hard
I still jerk off to this, with guilt to what happened after

I've raped a child. It was fun.

lies. pics or it didn't happen.

Sounds fishy but ok good for you

i didnt ask my parents to use the internet

Fapped with a loli on cam the other day. Shit was $$$

when i was 15ish i gave oral sex to a couple 9-12yos

So you're gay then?

...

Used to play with the neighbour daughter from ages 6-8 riding our bikes round the woods.

One day we found a porn magazine in the woods and decided to copy what we saw in the pictures. HJ/BJ/licked her pussy and attempted vaginal penetration.

Mom and dad split, and moved, never saw the girl again. Wish I knew her second name so I could look her up.

I'm addicted to exposing my gf online. It's a terrible habit but the betrayal and humiliation of her is so fucking hot. Really trying hard to cut down.

cool story bro

How long have you been doing it? Show face? Any ever get back to her?

Is this a pedo thread?

how the fuck should i know, i dont work here

I'm a senior recruiter for a big firm and can confirm something I'm sure some of you have suspected. Those hot women who get jobs they're quite clearly unqualified for? Yes, they are sometimes won through sexual favors.
In my experience, it's quite common for a young woman on an internship to use her body to buy her way into a permanent role. Some are coy about it and pretend it's not what they're doing. Others will flat out make an offer. Over the last decade, the number of girls who've either sucked my dick or spread their legs to secure a role is in the double digits. I'm almost 100% sure this is commonplace behavior.

Women complaining online about workplace inequality always makes me laugh. In all that time, not one guy has ever made a similar offer. I'm sure you can guess which gender we hire most often.

Together we can become stronger :3

About a year. Face not at first but eventually I did. Full name once, but that hasn't spread around too much. She doesn't have Facebook so she hasn't found out, thank God

Normally turns into one yes

did it died? will you soon?

EVIL INCARNATE BEGONE

I fucking hate working.

I'm bipolar.

Nobody knows.

At times I feel hung up on a girl I met online a long time ago, I don't know why but occasionally it just crushes me that I can't talk to her again. I used to stay up to the wee hours of the morning chatting with her just talking about stupid shit, I think that on some level I had feelings for her, and at times it burns that I never said so.

Probably nothing compared to the problems you guys have but it never leaves me alone fully.

>care home near my house for little shit chav kids
>always hanging around in an alleyway near my house drinking and smoking
>walk up alleyway to go shop
>group of girls in alleyway
>hey user can you go in shop for us please want cider
>what do I get
>chubby one in group steps forward and says she will show tits
>fuckitwhynot.png
>get cider and return
>chubby 15yo true to her word pops out TYFTT tits with small brown nipples
>bonertime.xls
>hand bag to one in group while taking cock out over waistband
>proceed directly to fap
>girl with tits out begins to giggle a little and stare at me fapping
>others in group are giggling to
>are you gonna cum user
>at that blow hot strings of man batter across the alleyway floor
>we all keked
>thank each other and leave

I've seen the girl around a few times and she throws a look at me. Might try fuck her, probably game for some ciggies and beer

Be careful.

Otherwise, you'll end up burnt out like me, and having a nervous breakdown. Take days off as needed. Don't work yourself into the ground.

Girls in or who have been in care are almost always sexual deviants, usually the result of early trauma. When you exploit them in this way, you're further damaging an already deeply broken human. It's absolutely shameful behaviour and also fucking awesome.
When I was younger I did the same sort of thing. These girls will suck your dick for cigarettes and are generally just depraved whores.
We had one girl who sucked off me and about 7 friends, one after the other and swallowed each time, for a bottle of whisky. We made them get gangbanged, eat shit off the floor, get pissed on, take an actual tard's virginity in front of us, all sorts of shit. Looking back I kind of feel bad about it but at the time it was amazing what we could make them do.

closet bi fag here, i love to shower with other guys, which ive done countless times. usually at least once per week.

i am god

>life in a northern town

i baited my friend and posted his pics on a bunch of sites

'your friend' lol. Seems like he's not really your friend

vbump

hes my best friend

once put sperm inside my mom while she was asleep as a kid, and it got her pregnant. i just did wanted her Attention to be somewhere else.

I use my roommate's used condoms while he's at work.

I've even fucked my gf with one without her knowing about month ago

My too. It seems impossible to stop

Please dont

Back in 91 during the first gulf war, I held a kurdish woman at gunpoint and made her have sex with here 12yo son.

I’ve met multiple women in their 40’s and 50’s online only to eventually meet up for sex. This was all done between ages 18 & 23...i’m 24 now.

OH SHIT!!!

How old is she? If she's young, mb she'll grow up and realize her psycho behaviour

I once saw a guy check quints

Don’t what?

stop

Do you like exposed girls?

yup. Who doesn't?

wtf

War is hell. Did you jerk off watching ?

Friends or random guys? I love it too

I love fapping to people's girlfriend.

dont stop idiot

nice quads btw

Nice. I’m glad of that. Us boyfriends love to see them humiliated, maybe you laughing at them too

I think of cock when fucking my gf

I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Yikes. You had never even met her in real life before, the notion that one is capable of developing lasting feelings for someone they solely know through a screen is childish and naive. You miss the conversation that mitigated the loneliness, nothing more. Get it together man.

Thanks to people like you I cum hard everyday, you all are a bliss

my gf is going to get fake boobs and i am going to share them on Sup Forums

I didn’t notice the quads

Do you? What do you like in particular?

fuck yeah

Do you know many boyfriends who expose their girlfriends?

With your moms niggers?

2 friends send me photos of them fucking their girl

I love that my wife has stopped shaving her pubes and underarm hair. The scent after we fuck and I cuddle into her armpit is intoxicating.

Degrade the girl and humiliate his bf while I’m it. Done once irl, drained my balls on that slut

I’ve sent them just to one friend. But I did it many times online

I fancy my girlfriend's ex boyfriend or him joining us in bed

I've made an Asian girls pussy bleed.

How do you humiliate the bf? Also, story about the one in real life?

You're a good friend user