Why do men have nicer asses than women?

Why do men have nicer asses than women?

cuz they dont have a nasty slash wound on display

this

coinpurse balls are adorable

They don't... You're a fag tho, so you don't really look for curves or at hips. You notice cock and balls.

Even with hidden junk boys reign supreme

Slander and lies, the boipucci is supreme and you know it

Probably because you're gay.

Are you sure you're not just gay?

Rate my anus

If the cock n balls wasn't there, you wouldn't want it. Simple as that. Faggots!!

*boy pussy

...

Wouldfuck/10

...

>obvious bait but ill bite
They don't. Youre gay

No, the objective shapeliness of the ass is better on a man.

Good anus, more?

Would eat for hours. More pls.

...

...

...

Thank you "3"~

...

no idea

...

...

Because the shape is much better

...

They don't, I'm a bi woman but I significantly prefer female ass - it's clean, it's shaved, it's rounder biologically

men have flat asses due to exercise and stronger buttocks which I can admire and find attractive but I wouldn't rim a hairy, shitstained male arse, I don't enjoy the thought of it at all let alone having balls in my face

Fake news, queer

>it's clean

Gay men have cleaner asses. Literally all they care about is making sure their asshole is clean.

Stop insulting the superior male ass, you don't know anything about it

>don't enjoy the thought of it at all let alone having balls in my face

What a faggot

Fuck off and die literal faggots

sage sage sage

Ayy my bum is shaved and clean and rounded from all the squats I do
Also balls are the best faggot

men and women have the same asses on average, the point is which ones are you attracted to

...

You're the faggot, nigger faggot.

>men and women have the same asses on average, the point is which ones are you attracted to
FAKE NEWS! Female ass is round, queer, like a watermelon. Man ass is flat, like a pancake.

What's wrong with them?

there are examples that prove you wrong literally in this very thread, you assblasted closeted cockmuncher

So flat

flat af amirite?

A hole is a hole. Doesn't matter if it's bp or gp.

I'm talking about straight Nenthead, I wouldn't date a bi guy but I just don't find a cleanly shaven male arse attractive.
I do, I've had 3 boyfriends to know you queer
Again, I'm a woman
I don't like shaven male ass, it's really off-putting

>tfw you will never have an ass this good

Women who use to be men objectively have the best asses

>Again, I'm a woman

A woman can be a faggot.

you can even see the line where the pussy would be

as if I needed further proof women were a waste of dna
BEGONE ROASTIE

I mean, then sure because I'm bi. Though I'd never date a girl again

>Roastie
lmao I've only had one sexual partner and it's my current boyfriend of 5 years

Now that we have that out of the way, let me grab your butt

Now let me grab your butt

This was a mistake and the ultimate humiliation. Thank God I'm drunk and impervious to criticism.

you could have been prima virgin and it makes no difference to me
BEGONE

Stop being edgy, spamming 'sage' doesn't make you cool'.

Samefag cringe
Yep, glad you realised your mistake

female detected

>hes a bi woman

Let me grab your butt

This thread needs more boybutt

agreed

What kind of absolute faggot wouldn't dive tongue-first into a butt like this

what makes you say that

What about a thicc boy butt?

POOIE LOUIE

...

Yes it needs more superior butt

...

better? ;P

ew that guy should be a top not a bottom

>Wtf? what do u, say about that guys??!

...

This is up to you to decide, every one can be a bottom

...

Why did society hate gay sex for so long until recently?

one of the most perfect asses I've ever seen

...

we do? I think its just reinforced bias desu

Because you need to be bogged

FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
FAGS KILL YOURSELF DISGRACE TO HUMANITY

...

...

looks super soft, would fuck

>mfw this thread convinced me that men have better asses

I don't think you needed any convincing with pics like that on your device

Actually I just downloaded it for illustration purposes

...

...

...

reddit

Sauce?????

They don't. You're just a faggot

Frrrrrrt

>eileen kelly
>stuck-up instagram whore
i'd rather fuck a dude

mmmm very nice
> : ^ )

God I hate faggots. Who the fuck started this slash wound shit? A cock and balls looks better? Try getting to know some bitch. It aint all about the sex but if you ever had any which I doubt you have, rarely does pussy ever resemble an axe wound in any way. But I'm not surprised a virgin who's entire idea of sex is molded by internet porn would think otherwise. Have you ever smelled some faggots ass and balls? Wake up faggot.

...

Stinky poo poo