>Girlfriend broke up with me the other night
>not sure how I feel, maybe distraught
>I loved her, but she was also too fat
>my parents hated her, presumably because she was too fat
>also reeked of pot and cigarettes constantly
She told me to fuck off and said that I can hate myself as much as I want, but she won't be called a fat lazy stoner anymore.
Well... it's true.
Just thought I'd share to Sup Forums, thanks for listening fellas.
lol
a least you had a girlfriend
Sounds like you dodged a fatass stinky bullet. Keep your chin up you can do better.
she sounds nasty. get a nicer looking chub gf. or another fatty.
god i love fat girls
Thanks user.
I know I can do better.
It sucks because she was a great friend. She became one of my closest friends over the last two years.
But just not up to standards of girlfriend, I guess.
...
You laugh, she could suck a mean dick though.
Great tits, too.
That's the risk dating a close friend. If it doesn't work out it hurts a little more and it's hard to go back to being just friends. But don't be afraid to take that risk again. You wanna end up with someone you can actually tolerate.
Titty fuck?
I'm real bad at relationships.
It's probably because I'm just an asshole.
At least that's what all my friends say.
Never did that. Wish I did though.
Post pics of her because I like fat stoner girls
Bro what the fuck was the whole point? Go find some itty bitty titties and you'll know how bad you fucked up.
Believe it or not, I don't have a single picture of her. Something about self confidence issues, and her mom traumatizing her with a camera when she was younger.
The only picture we ever took together, she has.
Picture a 6'0" chick that weights like 240 or something.
Lol. You're sad over a fat lazy slob.
You're worthless, op.
Dude, you sound like what 15? Im a married 36yo.. dude you dodged a bullet, it will get better.
Traumatizing her with a camera?? Wut?? KEK. Dude, you were dating a retard. A fat, lazy retarded, slob.
No, I for sure did. Just wished I'd have never dated her and just been friends/fuckbuddies.
She was a cool chick,just not girlfriend material.
Also, I'm 30.
>landwhale dumped me
>additional benefit: now my parents are happy
lucky man
Well thanks for the kind words anons, I love you guys.
Maybe I'll actually fall asleep soon.
Goodnight babes.