I am a Pro DJ whose highly successful AMA no amateur questions

I am a Pro DJ whose highly successful AMA no amateur questions

how many dicks do you suck a day, professionally?

>whose
Proof you needn't be literate to be successful

Technics 1210's with concord needles are far superior to any bullshit non vynil (decks).
Also check out dj sy 1995-99

What do you even do? Press the play button on spotify?

Whats your name

so whats your favourite ipod

What's it like being jobless

>i press buttons on a computer for a living

How can an amateur DJ like me continue to be an amateur DJ? To be clear, I want to remain an amateur.

yeah, if you look pretty and photograph well, youre half way there to being a disc-spinner (button pusher)

what do all those knobs do?

*who's

>AMA
>no amateur questions

Do you think 9/11 was real?

And just what the fuck do you think you're doing with that SSL 9000J? That's 70 more channels than your finger-gunning, hot-knobbing, sync-mashing, bpm-analyzing, track-sniffing, pussy ass would ever need.

How do I know if this question is an amateur question?

what does it mean correctly now? Like besides the other half of the question. Just wanna no

Are you that Brazil faggot with these stupid songs and videos

Would you consider Hereford vs Weymouth an amateur game?
If not, who do you think will win this afternoon given current form?

I'll have a latte, thanks.

Did you cringe at the Super Bowl announcers? I have very basic knowledge of microphones and about died every time their mics popped... and they had pop filters... Just saying I expected more from people making that much money.

Why do I keep messing up the Serato beats grid?

Pro Dj - ha what is that like when did you go pro?

Highly successful - ok im trying to imagine what that means, kids birthdays roller rinks

Take it from a femanaon no gjrls give a shit about the dj

Why would you think a dj would know anything about broadcast television audio?

Not op
The lower tier matches are more entertaining, scrappy challenges takles and fouls.
Yes it's amature

If you are so highly successful name some of the festivals you played and big-game DJ’s you know. Also chek my soundcloud bruv

>Take it from a femanaon
There are rules you know so away you go must have timestamp

DJs aren't musicians and all they do is rip off other music.
Are you sad?

hmm ask about something vaguely dj related get fuck all response
herp derp, you dun goofed

>whose
you're definitely no pro native language speaker

also
>pro dj
kek
that like "pro eater" or "pro shitter"

Why do you "pro" djs love to red line every fucking channel.

yet you offered no other information apart from your own retardation. answer was obvious really

Audio quality, I sure as hell hope a DJ understands audio quality.

DJs are the real Untermenschen.

Oh its this thread again

How do I install froot loops?
Do they taste good?
Whats a decibel?
How do I make more bass?
Whats an eq?
How do I scratch floppy disks?
Whats a mixer?
Whats midi?
Whats a daw?
Whats a vsti?
Why wont this big headphone jack penetrate this normal headphone hole?
How much deditated wam do I need for cpu processing of audio?
Vinyl or digital turntable?
3 2-channel mixers or 1 4-channel?
What is a sawtooth wave?
What is distortion?
What is timbre?
How did I manage to get my dick stuck in the subwoofer again?
What music is best to mix, Renaissance or Baroque classical?

What is the best compressor/limiter to use for vocal.

At what BPM should i spin my meat

240 BPM is average, but some people take it to like extratone levels of speed, and subsequently tear the skin straight off.

Yeah, no

>vynil

DJ's are not audio engineers. I'd say 95% (or more) of dj's never require to process vocals an wouldn't know how to describe how a dynamic processor even works, let alone why you would chose one style of compressor over another.

>pro dj

Yet posts a pic of a mixing desk that producers use

>pic one you virtual dj dreamer

>trying to talk shit
>doesn't even understand what a producer does

Where do you mainly pull new music from?

You are a fake and a liar if you are the op

you sound like Trump faggot