What's this shooting stance called?
What's this shooting stance called?
Guns akimbo
dual wield no scope akimbo slice spray n pray
'Mouse in the house'
What are those attachments called?
The "Just fucking fuck my wrist's shit up" Stance
Only likable character in the gaydix franchise
>akimbo slice
"The HRRRUUUUAAAHHHHH"
The Tuna Fish
>"Andy" (serial no. A1169 - Leet Leetspeak for Andy) and "Larry" (serial no. L2779 - Leet Leetspeak for Larry)
that's not leetspeak at all...
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Aesthetics, more or less.
From what I've been able to find they're custom-built automatic 12 gauge shotguns with 25-shell cylinders crafted by John Bowring, the lead armorer of the film.
As for the scope looking things, I have no fucking clue.
The Lady In Red
Is Dancing With Me
Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
I ate your mom's tasty wheat!
Heh, noice.
get the FUCK back to redd.it
Brother?
what the fuck
>akimbo slice
>he didn't hit a agent once with those fucking tommy guns blazing
kek
The "Robin Gibb".
Inaccurate
"Aim For The Ceiling"
JUST
for real, anyone know what type of guns these are?
Look at his posture.
He is balanced, powerful, upright and well grounded with both feet firmly planted on the earth.
you are such a gay faggot
read the thread
Fuck I didn't even put akimbo slice together in my mind until reading the other replies.
Dat nigga ded doe
They were unique guns made for the movie.
actually he's laying on a fucking metal tray cuz he's in the FUCKING MATRIX DUDE WEED LMAO
>Get shot without hitting anything in return
Never mind the agents, I'm pretty sure he missed all the regular SWAT officers too
Him not hitting some SWAT on the way out also erked me. He has awesome guns that did nothing.
10\10 Mst3k reference
>Akimbo Slice
Holy fuck, thanks for the nostalgia. Used to watch those MW2 videos as an early teen.
The Death Sticks
White boi got roasted in class
Why did he even bother shooting? All he's doing is killing innocent humans for no reason. He had no way of getting out.
Underrated post.
The Deadmau5! :^D
hahaha I make a Doug Funnie Jokez!
That's so jokes! xD
the trap
More films need to feature helicopter mounted miniguns.
why didn't the antennae people never appear again after this?
>Tank, what's our status?
>You've fucking shredded Morpheus, good god his body is a mess here, there's blood everywhere, fuck you Neo!
>Woah
I always wondered why they bothered making fancy, custom-built shotguns for one minor character to use for like 10 seconds (without even hitting anything)
The Chicago Typewriter
Woah wtf, didn't realize that was him.
He really stole the show too because he's pretty much the only thing I remember from that movie
oh shit am I crazy or was this part of the marketing campaign they did for the movie? I'm almost certain they did some ARG shit for the Matrix that I remember discovering back then, shit was cool.
columbine
>akimbo slice
Akimbo Slice is a person that plays COD (call of duty) video games he is AKA Sandy Ravage. Akibo Slice became famous for his booster justice videos on Youtube where he would go looking for pre pubescent Teens that would use tactical insertions to boost head shots and game ending nukes.
Akimbo also likes to get wasted when he plays online every time he call's in the AC130 gun ship he takes a shot of whisky that's on average 3 times a game, but the drink does not effect the way plays and only makes him play better.
In is youtube videos while killing boosters he would say Duke Nukeum quotes such as "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum" and his motto is "Hail to the king baby!"
the usual after game lobby chat on xbox live goes somthing like:
young teen " OMFG its SANDY RAVAGE OMFG!"
Akimbo slice "EAT SHIT AND DIE"
young teen " Sandy I love you"
Akimbo slice " Die you son of a bitch!"
The Little Friend Akimbo
Agent smith was the one all along
You some kind of school shooter
>if you bleed in the matrix, you bleed in real life
Dumbest shit ever, possibly only surpassed by using humans as a power source.
...
>Woah
got me chuckling
because those guns are impractical even by movie standards
and the Merovingian was the one before him
sure pal
The Dwyane Colombia double-piece
GET SOME YEAH GET SOME
From the moment Neo begins fighting in the Chateaux right up until he saves Morpheus and the Keymaker from the colliding trucks. That entire 20 minute continuous segment is still far and away the most exhilarating action I have ever seen in a movie. It's the all time GOAT. Prove me wr0ng fuccbois.
true
freeway scene was great, great choreography. maybe even better than the first shame the rest of the movie was so mediocre.
completely forgot the matrix sequels had some good scenes like that
Are they using the sights or just adjusting for the tracers?
Honestly. I still don't get sequels are le shit meme.
>le
Fuck off.
>akimbo slice
Shieeeeeeet
Hello R*ddit.
The "WE'RE SHOOTING AT THEM" stance.
It's called the Poor Little White Boy. Morpheus taught it to him.
kek
He could bring any weapon he wanted into the Matrix to help defend his position, why didn't he bring a flamethrower or a tripod M2 or something?
So a long ass time ago people were talking about how Mouse was a shitty hacker/script kiddie; they said it was because if you watch the 'Woman in the Red Dress' program, there are lots of 'twins' or identical copies of people.
This is due to Mouse being a shitty hacker an simply copying and pasting identical code.
Anyone ever hear/read this?
THE MOUSE TRAP
>akimbo slice
>Could just design something with a drum magazine
>Instead make goofy anime revolvers
Bravo.
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This is cool shootout imcoming! Prepare yourselves
what happens if you have sex in the matrix
you ejaculate all over your sheets irl and have to wait to do laundry by hand back in zion
It might be covered in this video