What's this shooting stance called?

What's this shooting stance called?

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Guns akimbo

dual wield no scope akimbo slice spray n pray

'Mouse in the house'

What are those attachments called?

The "Just fucking fuck my wrist's shit up" Stance

Only likable character in the gaydix franchise

>akimbo slice

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"The HRRRUUUUAAAHHHHH"

The Tuna Fish

>"Andy" (serial no. A1169 - Leet Leetspeak for Andy) and "Larry" (serial no. L2779 - Leet Leetspeak for Larry)

that's not leetspeak at all...

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Aesthetics, more or less.

From what I've been able to find they're custom-built automatic 12 gauge shotguns with 25-shell cylinders crafted by John Bowring, the lead armorer of the film.

As for the scope looking things, I have no fucking clue.

The Lady In Red
Is Dancing With Me

Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?

I ate your mom's tasty wheat!

Heh, noice.

get the FUCK back to redd.it

Brother?

what the fuck

>akimbo slice

>he didn't hit a agent once with those fucking tommy guns blazing

kek

The "Robin Gibb".

Inaccurate

"Aim For The Ceiling"

JUST

for real, anyone know what type of guns these are?

Look at his posture.
He is balanced, powerful, upright and well grounded with both feet firmly planted on the earth.

you are such a gay faggot

read the thread

Fuck I didn't even put akimbo slice together in my mind until reading the other replies.

Dat nigga ded doe

They were unique guns made for the movie.

actually he's laying on a fucking metal tray cuz he's in the FUCKING MATRIX DUDE WEED LMAO

>Get shot without hitting anything in return

Never mind the agents, I'm pretty sure he missed all the regular SWAT officers too

Him not hitting some SWAT on the way out also erked me. He has awesome guns that did nothing.

10\10 Mst3k reference

>Akimbo Slice
Holy fuck, thanks for the nostalgia. Used to watch those MW2 videos as an early teen.

The Death Sticks

White boi got roasted in class

Why did he even bother shooting? All he's doing is killing innocent humans for no reason. He had no way of getting out.

Underrated post.

The Deadmau5! :^D

hahaha I make a Doug Funnie Jokez!

That's so jokes! xD

the trap

More films need to feature helicopter mounted miniguns.

why didn't the antennae people never appear again after this?

>Tank, what's our status?
>You've fucking shredded Morpheus, good god his body is a mess here, there's blood everywhere, fuck you Neo!
>Woah

I always wondered why they bothered making fancy, custom-built shotguns for one minor character to use for like 10 seconds (without even hitting anything)

The Chicago Typewriter

Woah wtf, didn't realize that was him.

He really stole the show too because he's pretty much the only thing I remember from that movie

oh shit am I crazy or was this part of the marketing campaign they did for the movie? I'm almost certain they did some ARG shit for the Matrix that I remember discovering back then, shit was cool.

columbine

>akimbo slice

Akimbo Slice is a person that plays COD (call of duty) video games he is AKA Sandy Ravage. Akibo Slice became famous for his booster justice videos on Youtube where he would go looking for pre pubescent Teens that would use tactical insertions to boost head shots and game ending nukes.

Akimbo also likes to get wasted when he plays online every time he call's in the AC130 gun ship he takes a shot of whisky that's on average 3 times a game, but the drink does not effect the way plays and only makes him play better.

In is youtube videos while killing boosters he would say Duke Nukeum quotes such as "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum" and his motto is "Hail to the king baby!"
the usual after game lobby chat on xbox live goes somthing like:

young teen " OMFG its SANDY RAVAGE OMFG!"
Akimbo slice "EAT SHIT AND DIE"
young teen " Sandy I love you"
Akimbo slice " Die you son of a bitch!"

The Little Friend Akimbo

Agent smith was the one all along

You some kind of school shooter

>if you bleed in the matrix, you bleed in real life

Dumbest shit ever, possibly only surpassed by using humans as a power source.

...

>Woah
got me chuckling

because those guns are impractical even by movie standards

and the Merovingian was the one before him

sure pal

The Dwyane Colombia double-piece

GET SOME YEAH GET SOME

From the moment Neo begins fighting in the Chateaux right up until he saves Morpheus and the Keymaker from the colliding trucks. That entire 20 minute continuous segment is still far and away the most exhilarating action I have ever seen in a movie. It's the all time GOAT. Prove me wr0ng fuccbois.

youtube.com/watch?v=eF9AC2Ce2ow

true

freeway scene was great, great choreography. maybe even better than the first shame the rest of the movie was so mediocre.

completely forgot the matrix sequels had some good scenes like that

Are they using the sights or just adjusting for the tracers?

Honestly. I still don't get sequels are le shit meme.

>le
Fuck off.

>akimbo slice

Shieeeeeeet

Hello R*ddit.

The "WE'RE SHOOTING AT THEM" stance.

It's called the Poor Little White Boy. Morpheus taught it to him.

kek

He could bring any weapon he wanted into the Matrix to help defend his position, why didn't he bring a flamethrower or a tripod M2 or something?

So a long ass time ago people were talking about how Mouse was a shitty hacker/script kiddie; they said it was because if you watch the 'Woman in the Red Dress' program, there are lots of 'twins' or identical copies of people.

This is due to Mouse being a shitty hacker an simply copying and pasting identical code.

Anyone ever hear/read this?

THE MOUSE TRAP

>akimbo slice

>Could just design something with a drum magazine
>Instead make goofy anime revolvers
Bravo.

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This is cool shootout imcoming! Prepare yourselves

what happens if you have sex in the matrix

you ejaculate all over your sheets irl and have to wait to do laundry by hand back in zion

It might be covered in this video

youtu.be/4g5p6b-ZZ5Y