Anyone seen Certain Women? Their story really hit close to home

Anyone seen Certain Women? Their story really hit close to home.

Are they lesbos?

In the movie or in real life?
Yes.

bump for autism

Sasha Grey really let herself go...

>tfw no porno of sasha grey and kstew licking toilet seats, being facefucked and eating out of dog bowls

Are you a creepy stalker?

n-no

kstew

oh god

>"Hey KStew I drove 4 hours through the night and then slept in my car and then found out where you worked just to see you again."
>"Uh...cool?"
>"O-OK, I'll get back to shoveling horse manure and being alone again."

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The size of those heads.

That made me want to kill myself because I know I would do the exact same thing

Like imagine you're and you spent one night riding a horse around with KStew and now you know you're gonna spend the next 50 years desolate and alone.

>lives alone
>no social life apart from horses and stupid doggu
>does boring lonely menial seasonal job
>tries to meet people by following cars and inadvertently walking into night classes
>is literally "tfw no KStew gf"
>likes to watch her waifu eat
>drives 4 hours to meet her without even knowing where she actually works
>waifu rejects her
>almost kills herself on the drive of shame

Literally /ourguy/

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>when Beth asked her if she knows any lawyers in town who'll take her job and she says she doesn't really know anyone in town

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Her mistake is ever looking for love or acceptance in the first place. All I want from life is to watch the sun rise and watch it set.

Also is KStew digivolving into Ruby Rose what the fuck

Is she really gay in this movie?

moar like this?

It's possible Jamie was just that desperate for friendship

But somehow it's more plausible that she'd enroll in a class she has no interest in and drive eight hours straight to wear these earmuffs.

No, but it's sort of implied.

Armond White says she is and he's the smartest film analyst in the world

;_____;

>no clip of looking down to see KStew between your legs
shit webm

Why is he only focusing on one third of a movie?

i wish Kristen would hook up with Michelle Rodruguez that would make my dick diamonds to epic proportions

I'm guessing because nobody gives a shit about the other two segments

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I'm surprise Armond White likes this film so because of that I have to at least give it a watch

Also imo gay subtext in films is sometimes better then just outright saying a character gay anyway.

I think it's more to do with the fact that that review was published in a gay magazine.

I want KStew to marry Ellen!

Ellen even said KStew was one of her waifus (along with Jena Malone and Evan Rachel Wood)

Imagine how cute their babies would be

Kstew deserve better then that beta lesbian.

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This, maybe Kstew and Mrod could keep ellen in a cage under their bed tho..

I want Kstew to stand on my face with her bare feet while she kisses her lesbian girlfriend.

I want KStew to cut my dick off and have it surgically grafted to her and then fuck Rooney Mara with it and get her pregnant while I watch and bleed to death

>Ellen even said KStew was one of her waifus (along with Jena Malone and Evan Rachel Wood)
What

I refuse to believe anyone famous is pathetic enough to have "waifus"

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Sasha Grey in Wet Food 4 was great; good taste my man.

It isn't fair lads

The one on the right is.
The one on the left is pretending to be in order to protect her career. She is EXTREMELY racist so she pretends to be lesbian to give her a minority protection shield.

>merely pretending

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KStew is gay irl she got ANNIE'd

Was this foreshadowing?

What are we going to do on the bed?

She's going to take off her tank top and panties and make you put them on and dance around for her

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They are perfect for each other.

hot

IT IS KELLY REICHARDT'S THIRD BEST "MOVIE" —HER FIRST BEST IS "NIGHT MOVES"; HER SECOND BEST IS "WENDY AND LUCY"; HER FOURTH BEST IS "MEEK'S CUTOFF"; HER WORST "MOVIE" IS "OLD JOY".

terrible opinion. Also you left out one of her movies. Also Night Moves is her second worst.

Old Joy is her best. Certain Women is her third best.

Also, fuck you OP. The only thread on this shithole board about one of the best movies of the year and it's just a wankfest of lonely virgins idealizing lesbians.

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>it's just a wankfest of lonely virgins idealizing lesbians.

What do you expect from this place at this point?

Also any other of riechardt's films worth watching?

If you liked Certain Women then yes, absolutely. I would say she's quietly emerged as one of the best directors working in America. Old Joy and Wendy and Lucy are both brilliant, Meek's Cutoff is very strong, and Night Moves is decent. If you get very deep into her then her first movie, River of Grass, is worth a watch to see how she got her start but it's not all that great.

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What is that?

um

a pen

have you ever left your bedroom?

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>it's just a wankfest of lonely virgins idealizing lesbians.
What do else you want, a wankfest idealizing brain damaged contractors or a wankfest idealizing native stone using house builders?

Thanks. I'll check out her films soon.

A scar

newfag kys you'reself

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It's not my fault that it turned into a waifu dump thread, nigger.

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It can't be help sadly.

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>slices cheeseburger in half
>takes one bite
>has one spoon of ice cream
>pays for entire meal and leaves

What's with female directors and lesbian films?

What's with male directors and heterosexual films?

They need to be raped straight by South African men. Until they've been raped straight, they're going to always be edgy femanazis needing a real South African dick.

They're normal, as are their movies. Faggots, in especially dykes are mentally diseased animals. Water board all until cure.d

Oh, did I say that outloud?

that's not a thing

also Reichardt's movies have featured a total of 1 lesbian character. she has made six movies.

but yeah, continue being a retard.

Certain Women is far from a lesbian film, it's very lightly implied and the story itself is one story out of the three that make up the movie.
And sometimes they make gay films.

I have no ideal why

you sound offended. Are you going to have a tiff and then need a tub of ice cream to cool off?

If only gays were taken to an island and made to be a cohabitant with other gays and leave normal people alone, forever.

He's not gay, he just likes to dance...

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>If only gays were taken to an island and made to be a cohabitant with other gays and leave normal people alone, forever.
Are you a writer for BelAmi?

Did you like Jena portray in the Neon Demon?

What about Lovesong from this year? Or La Belle Saison last year? Or The Summer of Sangaile?

member that movie where she is a kid and gets raped

>"Celine Sciamma must be a homosexual," I deduced as I left the theater, proud of myself for penetrating the mystery of BANDE DE FILLES.

>The director clearly wants us to raise our fist and cheer for Marieme when, in the last scene, she bravely chooses an uncertain Elsewhere over the oppressive environment she grew up in. But I know where Sciamma sends her when she walks out of the frame: straight to her bed.

>The actresses have no idea that the unrealistic drama Sciamma has written for them is nothing but a pretext to perv on the otherness of their black bodies. Watching the film, we sense that this act of subtle deception perpetrated on the actresses by the director is a necessary ingredient in Sciamma's perverse scenario. Not only is she getting off on their otherness, she is getting off their ignorance of what is really going on.

>Visually, the film is difficult to watch because of the constant close-ups. They create a claustrophobic effect that renders directly Sciamma's desire to possess her characters. Her camera is glued to their skin, incessantly and pervily traveling up and down their bodies. The fight scenes, each of which ends with a black teenage girl being beaten, stripped, and humiliated in front of a frothing crowd, form the true center of the movie. Here is where Sciamma's slip shows. We can sense her licking her lips and getting excited as she films these girls clawing at each other like enraged pit bulls.

>Rather than focusing on the standard fixed body parts as the perverse male gaze would, the perverse female gaze treats every inch of these girls as an erogenous zone.
She is a lewd beast.

I think dykes are unnaturally balanced both physically and mentally. There's something wrong with their brains. I kid you not. Dykes abuse their bitches more than normal dudes hit their women. Dykes are insanely retarded and they have zero apathy.

last i heard the term, belami, was when dog fart productions was a thing.

I do.

I feel like thats the main reason why refn cast her because this time she'll be the one to try and rape a underage girl.

>zero apathy
Glad to know you're a retard on more than one level

>last i heard the term, belami, was when dog fart productions was a thing.
Sorry for not keeping up with the industry.

>they have zero apathy.
You mean they're always emotional?

What about Girlhood? What about Suffragette? What about Mustang? What about the Diary of a Teenage Girl? What about Breathe? What about Selma? What about The 13th? What about Appropriate Behaviour? What about The 33? What about Cameraperson? What about Infinity Polar Bear? What about The Second Mother? What about By the Sea? What about Maggie's Plan? What about Bridget Jones's Baby? What about Queen of Katwe? What about The Bad Batch? What about A United Kingdom?

>What about Mustang?
What about it?

you know they're sisters right?

Are you saying I'm being lewd?