/hoc/

senators meme magic edition

REEEEEEEE no hokkei for a week

>you will never go to a cheap game in the lower bowl for $20 because you're Canadian
>you will never bang on the gIass and be an annoying fucking retard
>you will never overreact to anything and scream and yell and swear
>you will never be a drunken dickhead

there's hockey in 41 hours you maplesucker

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windsor vs erie tonite m7

>Watching border security show for first time
>Its literally Canadians blowing out stupid californian retards, over and over again the show.

pretty good

probably deserved desu

eddie lack is a fan favourite and everybody likes him even if he shits the bed sometimes

i called out luongo for being a faggot and having won nothing and calling him out on his bellyflopping and people got angry

i wasn't even being serious, but people don't seem to take shitposting IRL too kindly

too bad the giants moved out to fucking langley, those were cheap tickets and you could get massively drunk too. pacific coliseum is comfy as fuck too.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

delete this, I didn't give you promission to meme my body

HOLY FUCK!

This reminded me. When I was younger I went to a Giants game and I banged the FUCK outta the glass. The beers were cheap too.

I don't think I even paid attention to the game. It was so fun.

If there were junior teams closer to me I'd actually go to those more often.

love that show. one time some east indian guy tried to sneak through a suitcase full of cash and meat and said he didn't know how it got there.

>never sitting by the opposing teams box in a gorilla suit with a cape to heckle and harass the opposing teams player.

post body shot for proof

sitting by the penalty box/benches is shit because of the obstructed view.

Pensin7 never any doubt

>not shitposting so hard IRL that you become a meme and get free tickets to every game

it's what top tier shitposters aspire to be

problem is that it is kind of a pain in the ass to go to the pacific coliseum. not that much really, not as much as langely, but just enough so.

i remember one time i won tickets through some work raffle and took my roommates. one of them got so incredibly drunk that he started cheer for the canucks, good times.

someone posted that in the last thread, i don't know if that is actually you or not.

if it is, use a sharpie to draw a face on your torso

What's it like never going through puberty and having almost no hair on your arms or chest?

he has a patch of hair growing on his lower back

it's like he's not human

Not everyone gets chest hair

>he has a patch of hair growing on his lower back
w-what?

Shucks I'm bummed about losing. But Sully's boys have never given any reason to doubt them. Fingers crossed. I HATE series where the pens are expected to win. It fucks with the team

>wanting to look like a fucking monkey.

ew.

Let me lump some more pressure on you. The penguins WILL win this game. They are the better team and have 2 of the best players in the franchises history. It would be nothing short of a catastrophe for the penguins to lose game 7. Its astronmical odds. They will win

Fuk u

>wanting to look like a fat 12 year old girl

i don't have the pic saved silly

>senators ref magic edition
ftfy

pittsburgh deserved it for diving.

lol almost alberta-tier saltmine here

Body hair is nasty. I shave my chest and legs

diving into their own goal on phantom interference?

there was a goal tender interference call where fluery was pushed into his net.

It was the same thing, anderson was pushed into his net.

>I shave my chest and legs

BELIEVE.

Delete this image right now. This is not a representative image of pittsburgh.

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>Karlsson played the last 3:49 out of 4:00 minutes on two different shifts.

how

"deer spray"

poor lil wyte boi

Why do you think everyone shaves their pubes? it's gross as hell.

pubes, fine.
but chest hair & legs is part of being a ma

fatty finns

>shaving pubes
>not just trimming them

your ma has leg and chest hair?

the fuck is wrong with finns

trigger warning for lack of diversity

How can we get minorities into hockey? clearly if they start spewing memes and shitpost on twitter like they do with the NBA and NFL the league will get bigger

Who cares about getting more fans? The league is fine

I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Which team does Nashville fans want to see their team face in the Stanley cup final?

Pens or Sens? and why?

Sens. Not only are the pens the bad guys cause they won last year, their center depth concerns me more than Ottawa. Pens also are more likely to turn our defensive zone into a shooting gallery, I favor the preds having more of the offensive zone play vs ottawa.

snes because the pens are evil, karlsson deserves a cup shot.

me on the right

I see that black guy hiding!

>sens fan
>live in bc
>if ottawa gets to the finals, I'll have too fly there
no excuses to miss that parade
tickets seem available, good thing kanata is 30 km from town

/hoc/ is all asleep so nobody is here to get mad at me for saying: "you're all homofags"

you're all homofags

lmao suck it /hoc/ what u gonna do by the time you read this i'll be long gone

I will literally kick your ass and slit your neck throat if you don't delete this post right now

/hoc/ is full of canadians and swedes so yes your comment is somewhat accurate

Anderson is officially elite now

Really looking forward to Predators' dynasty years

delet this

>british citizen
>posting this

Honestly though, I'll be a bit booty blasted if snes takes out Pittsburgh.

Am I criminal for unironically wanting to see a PIT/NSH SCF?

Not a criminal, but somewhat mentally deranged

Yes go unironicaly hang yourself

Peksi Rinne vs Erkki Karlsson
Gonna be comfy Stanlee Kup final

no
hopefully boring homo team senators loses and we get a truly exiciting finals

based predators lead by the veteran pegga rinne will sweep snes and it would be boring as hell

go pongs

Peter Rinne and Erkki Karlinpoika

How do the Caps fans feel about the fact that thy are one of the only 5 teams who never advanced post the second round since 1998?

The only other teams who did not are Jets, Panthers, Islanders and Blue Jackets.

>caps
>fans
Only teams with fans are
1. Minnesota/Boston/New York at all times and canadian teams
2. At the moment successful non 1. team

Pongs in 7
Pongs in 4
Sadly, fuck the penguins though they need a big cock shoved deep in their pussy

K I W I
I
W
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How do I get whatever drugs you're on?

The jackets are fucking elite

You think that the predators are somehow going to sneak one by Murray? He's got no glove but the predators have not sticks

Penguins have already won

They have home advantage in game 7

They can't fail

>forgets the idiotic Leafs fans who settle for mediocrity

W-w-what happens if the Senators win?

Meme magic is real then

We gotta admit the Wildcard format is superior

Will Maple Leafs ever win again?

If you live in Toronto, do yourself a favor and root for any other team. The Ottawa Senators are a good pick. Or the Montreal Canadiens who actually have won a Stanley Cup during current fans' lifetimes.

>rooting for frogs or the other ontario team

Winnipeg is their best bet. Theyll win the cup in 2019

>you will never watch another Lewiston Maineiacs game again

It's another edition of pens get fucked by the refs and Ottawa goons it up against the best team in the league.

Weew, good thing Nashville can handle goons ez

Anyone rooting against the Penguins to win game 7 are unironically hoping to strengthen the sunbelt and reddit. Ottawas trap wont beat Nashville, they can barely score on Pittsburgh.

We need Pittsburghs offence in the finals to put a stop to the southern menace or we will get more teams like Vegas.

Who here /Golden Knight/ next season?

>literally zero swedes on the team

Cuck

I tried to trigger every NHL team. How'd I do?

>Bruins
Mention how their fans and players are violent assholes
>Sabres
Post Malarchuk or Hull webm
>Red Wings
"Your glory days are over and your city is a shithole"
>Panthers
"Bolts will always be better Florida team"
>Canadiens
>1993
>Sens
The Caps of their era, always choke in most important moment
>Bolts
Mention how Stamkos will never reach his full potential
>Laffs
50 YEARS
>Canes
"The only reason you haven't relocated is because you got one lucky cup"
>Blue Jackets
Just a pathetic franchise, only won 3 play off games
>Devils
Call them trap babies who only succeeded because of meme goalie, also zero prospects
>Islels
30 years
>rags
>rags
>Flyers
Same as bruins
>Penguins
Draft babbies who went nearly bankrupt
>Caps
Tell them how they are forever stuck in second round
>Ducks
A team named after a fucking Diensy movie
>Yotes
>implying they have fans
>Flames
Just mention Oilers
>Oilers
Needed to win draft 4 times to stop being complete shit
>Kings
STINKY SMELLY BEANERS
>Sharks
>It was 3-0
>Canucks
Remind them of 1994 and 2011
>Hawks
Remind them they had zero fans before 2010
>Avs
Went from one of the best teams to the worst in a few years
>Stars
>finnish goaltending
>Preds
>finnish goaltending
>Wild
>the state of hockey
>Blues
Completely irrelevant, not even worth making fun of
>Jets
0 play off games won

>Diensy
Disney*

>hawks

Just mention they are reddits team

no bully plz.

Karlsson for norris smythe trophy

I didn't though

Leafs unironically have the loyalist fans

The sens c-cant w-win game 7 can they? T-they're 0-5 on the road

pretty gud list