Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find this girl on your bed
Wat do???

check and make sure my tv is still in the living room.

intercourse

raep

this

Offer a banana to the monkey

Walk 360 and fuck her

Perfect

This!! And check for the wallet and tablet.

call the cops

There's not a lot of niggers I would fuck but this is one of them

Secks

>What's in her left hand?
Other than that, and finding out how she got here, I'd gladly have loving sex with her.

colonize

Send it back out to the plantation

Probably get a boner and sperg out

any vids on her?

shoot child support deep in her

Turn 360° and walk away

Ask who she is and what she's doing here and how she got in.. learn about the situation before actually doing something

>run to garage
>check on bike

Bring out the rod.

inb4 newfags

Get a rope!

I'd say wow you're really hot do you want to have sex and if she said yeah, I'd take all my clothes off and have sex with her

Tell that Moon Cricket to leave

Groce.
She has the body of a white girl.