Been catfishing this guy, he's some oil worker and thinks I'm a 12 year old girl. Dubs decides what I say trips for pics

Been catfishing this guy, he's some oil worker and thinks I'm a 12 year old girl. Dubs decides what I say trips for pics

Wyd bby?

Nig mode

meet up with him and expose him like those pedo hunter yt channels and tv shows

Can't hes far too distant from me

nigger tongue my anus

I'm actually 11 is that ok

want sum fuck?

when are we gonna meet?

Hey matty, i just got out of the shower, folding some laundry know (;

Reroll

Kek this

22reoll

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

tell him you want him to slide his sweet logs down your throat

HAH

Can I ask you something embarrassing??? Um...... wanna see my anus? Tee hee ;3

LOGging on

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Send him this pic with the text "Would you?"

say you want to see him when he is all dirty after work

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Roll

I eat shit

you know the rules user

>Russian

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"Does your peepee go big like my dads?"

The Jews control the banks, the media, and our lives.

and now we wait

Who cares. Boring

Sage

I think Jews are smelly.

how do you feel about white nationalism?

would u like to taste my logs?

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You pretending to be a12 year old girl is worse than him being a pedophile.

can I see your penis?

Send me some spiderman porn

DO YOU WANT TO KILL NIGGERS (Y/n)?

not only are you wrong, youre also retarded.

people are having fun here and you should leave.

Lmaoooo

Send this

KEK

Winrar

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BOOM! Yer done bud
We got the chat logs
Ya came to meet up with a child, huh?
Well give us a smile for the camera
Creep catchers!

Goof! Yer subhuman dirt, now we all know
So pro, it’s on the website, can’t escape, no
Ya fucked up and been caught on
Creep Catchers!

So you wanna mess around with little girls? (really?)
Well we’ll expose you to the world
Creep catchers dot ca, another community
Member added every day
Yer skin is up the walk n’ friend on the straight

So we put em online for everybody to see
Hope you’re recognized by everyone you ever did meet
Hope it make you lose your job and all the love from yer family
Hope it make you get evicted so you live on the street
Begging for change to go get something to eat
Then you feel as helpless as that child would be
But you gon’ get a lick it up and then advance with a deep
Sex with a drugged up preteen casually? (Fuck no!)
Socially castrate n’ humiliate you’s if we can’t depend on the law
They givin’ drug dealers more time than the pedophiles
(Nobody has to be raped, people asking for drugs all the time)
So, fuck it we gotta spread awareness as vigilantes
To show one the amount of goofs that’s in the county
The internet is running rampant with rapists and its disgusting
So we decided to show they face to the public
And imma love it!

It’s so needed (needed)
Ya didn’t know yer neighbour was a creep, eh?
Well guess who’s on the way to go meet em?
CREEP CATCHERS!

YER DONE BUD

Link to this thread

>doesn't want to kill niggers
girl you gotta leave him

Dont send this it's retarded

Im gonna call fbi

see

Shit sorry I’m dislexic I’m 21 not 12

I AM ACTUALLY A MENTALLY ILL 41 YEAR OLD MAN. DO YOU STILL WANT ME BABY?

"Sorry baby I love you"

It's game over now

This

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What kind of objects do you think will fit inside my butthole

can you send me a picture of you with a sharpie in your pooper? i'm into that kinda stuff :3

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

You're a faggot. It's a cartoon. It's supposed to make people laugh. You're not a genius because you understand the humor. Go jerk yourself off elsewhere.

roll

winrar kek

I have to be honest matty babe, i enjoy the scent and taste of fresh soiled anus and chewing on thick logs. Can u help me?

lets go

you fell for the bait, my friend

have you ever done the shoop da whoop with a girl?

Ask for where he's living so you can meet up then google the police station there call them and tell them about this guy, but do it on conference call with the guy listening

I have AIDS

maybe you fell for the 2nd level bait

kek

maybe you fell for the bait.
Rool: Send dick pick daddy>

Maybe you fell for the 3rd level bait

Plot twist, a 12 year old girl is catfish I'm good you now

i admit it, I am a jew

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dude it is just bait all the way down

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i want someone in this thread to step outside right now and yell "DIRTY JEWS" at the top of their lungs once and then report back

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Lmao it actually fits

“Lol I’m sorry my brother took my phone and sent random stuff to my friends lol ”

this is going better than expected?

lol this is two anons baiting baiters and some of them are bating

if you send me a pic of a sharpie in your pooper i'll reciprocate

I stay skinny surviving on a diet consisting solely of cum

reroll

when did you lose your virginity?

Sorry, my dad took my phone

I’m actually transgender...

District roll

roll

Please be patient, I have autism

Can I see your dick daddy?

Roll

What's sex with an adult penis like

THIS AND SAY HES DRUNK

I’m actually a cross dressing boy......

I LOVE black guys

WINRAR