Will I live past 100?

Will I live past 100?

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can i create what i wish

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Should I get a new job or try with this one?

Will I wake up as a beautiful woman tomorrow?

Will I have sex with actress Camila Mendes this week?

Magic Dildo-Sock, do you reliably account for the future?

Are you able to predict who wins lottery jackpots?

Good point, Magic Dildo-Sock.
Will I obtain the superpowers I've been daydreaming about without trying within the next month?

How about within a year?

Am I going to go to law school

Cool. I suppose I should say that in those dubs-grant-your-wish threads until it happens, right?

You're talking about my first name, right?

Will I die a virgin?

Whaddaya mean? My first name has four letters, it should happen within a year if I keep wishing.

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Will my entire extended family prosper starting this year?

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Ah yeah. Sugar daddy for the win.

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Will my mother and sister get all the money they need, and keep getting it for the rest of their lives, at least?

will I get a cute sidekick gf with huge nice tits?

You don't know JACK-SHIT ABOUT ME!

Will I ever heal

Is my family happy?

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Fuk

You'll be fiiiine.

Does she like me?
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Will I get a cute gf that will be potential wife material and will be really into me?

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AND FUCK THE ONE TIME I GET DUBS ITS SOMETHING GAY

Will she have nice (at least 6/10) looks without makeup and will be like a good bro to me?

shit... will she nice looks and cool personality overall?

Will she have the personality of my dad?

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Is she going to be better than my mom?

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will I get laid soon?

She will be a 10/10 but also a vegetable.

Will she?

Do dragons exist?

Will I pass college

Fuck, I don't want to live that long. Let me die

is it going to be true?

Was 9/11 an inside job?

Will she be mine

That doesn't matter here.
Was 9/11 an inside job?

Will my sister give me a loving and sensual rimjob when she comes home tomorrow?

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Will it take time for her to like me

does angelina think im cute?

Was 9/11 an inside job?

will i have a 666 lbs wife

Am I a complete faggot?

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Fuck man how long

Will I meet my ideal soulmate tomorrow?

is it going to happen?

...

Rolleroni

Fuck what does that mean

days?

>7
now what in the ever living fuck does that mean

weeks?

means you're going to be a gay prosty

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Does my old friend have feelings for me?

will the bitch ass irs give me my money this week?

If I go for it now, will I fuck it up?

Is the US dollar intrinsically worthless?

This thread shall over rule my gut intuition!

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Rr

Suck yourself, Magic Dildo-Sock!

Will I obtain one trillion US dollars without any effort within the next month?

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fuck my name is Jack
Will it last through the summer?

Is my future wife going to be a decent person with nice personality?

Will I have money?

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Why do I get depressed when I have a crush?

Is she going to be a submissive whore in bed?

Will that extra 2 grams of shrooms I just ate sit right?

That's fuckin awesp,\ man imma go smoke another bowl

Are furries justified?

Hmmm...

Will a Native American ever take the Presidential office?

lmao better build more casinos homeboy

Will my waifu wake me up with a blowjob in the morning?

Should I smoke weed?

Roll?

Lucky duck.

Should I start up an animation studio when I have the leverage to do so?

will i ever get a grillfriend?

will i get /fit/?

is his even real?

Is my future wife going to have monstrous sized tits?

Will she also have nice personality?

Will she love me?