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*rapes you*

"what" did "zach" he "meme" by "this" ?

what's with all the recent harry potter posts

it's almost as if a new movie is about to come out

>that feel when the snape frabnchingse is not going to continue and you will have to watch the other movie sret up on your DBVR MOVIE PLAYERS SETLIST DBVD PLATER and it's not gonna be a fun time cause it's just the same movies as the one oyu watched last time but not with snape and the snape franchise has ended so you canot watch it again

What NEW movie..I thought they killed Harry potter

Not a chance. I wouldn't subject my greatest enemy to even page 393 of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

But sir, we just began learning about Redcaps and Hinkypunks, we're not meant to start nocturnal beasts for weeks

see autist pleb spams them from his obamaphone

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I have it on my kindle you big nosed pussyboi cuck

Youre an autist because thats not happening at all, yet youre here complaining every single time kek

>posted from my samsung device
>b-b-b-but its not me!

Snape knew what he was talking about, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

This pasta is the only reason I open HP threads.

literally the definition of autism top fucking kek, you think one person posts these threads

>>b-b-b-but its not me!
>continues to post these threads just so he can post
Here comes the screen shot where the only (You) post will the one I'm replying to directly, lads.

HP is a big franchise

>Harry Potter is getting an EU

MAKE IT STOP

>being this out of the loop
Sup Forums everyone

For You :)

>got called the fuck out and now is going into overdrive mode
I can't stop laughing. Go spam cuck threads again you disgusting fucking ape worse than korinefag.

>every single HP post is one person
not even me, when will manlets learn?