Can anyone identify this snake?

Can anyone identify this snake?

looks like a jeansnake to me

that's a longboi

Yes, it's the dark worm-like thing in the top right corner. Hope that helps.

Insufficient visual data, also give location details

Definitely a cobra constrictor

looks like an anaconda to me

Oh shit thats Tyrone

aye thats tyrone mate

Central Missouri

Came up through drain in basement, which flooded tonight

slithery, possibly scaley. sure it's a snake?

Rattle-headed Copper-Moccasin. You're doomed.

Yep, that's a snek alright.

oh shit nigger, thats a deadly bathtub viper. it can also spit AIDS when youre not in biting range.
crikey!

really long piece of shit

very impressive op

johnny

Better picture

I'm a Herpetologist and that's definitely a western diamondback rattlesnake (Crotalus atrox)

Oh shit nigger that's Tyrone! That mother fucker owes me $20.

Fuck that.

Lake of the Ozarks fag here. Looks like a common water snake to me. Harmless but may act like Billy Joe Badass if you try to pick him up. Throw a towel over him, scoop him up and put him outside.

Cobra Kai

gonna ruin everyones good time and tell you its a dekays snake. not harmful in any way.

Looks like a Dekay's Brown snake. Check that shit out and see if it looks close enough.

Looks like a plain old gopher snek

That's Steve.
Go ahead and kill him, he's a piece of shit asshole.

Top Snek

if dubs put it in your ass

It's a Mississippi Green Water Snake.

It's non-venomous.

done

Looks like it, but what's it doing in Missouri?

looks like a water snek.
not a moccasin though.
put him outside. he'll find a some water with tadpoles or minnows in it and be happy.

sharpie in its pooper

Looks lik this snek it’s a nise snek

OP here, released him. He seems to enjoy the wet weather. Dekays brown snake looked closet to him imo

you did the right thing, user.

shut the fuck up no it isn't
he's cute and harmless

Are you sure that's not an Alabama River Asp?

This snake will kill your fucking family. Don't listen to this user.

slippery tube dude