Dubs decides what I send my new friend

dubs decides what I send my new friend
> greentext only

the only thing I regret in life is meeting you

I just lied down on the ground, and used my boner to lift me up off the ground. How many cock pushups can you do?

oh goody

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ask him if hes ever smelled a cock fart before

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tits or gtfo

Its the faggot from gym class

It's the guy who's about to show you the meaning of anal prolapse

Check em.
> When I fart I cup my hands so I can smell my delicious chocolate gas

It the hacker known as Sup Forums! Tits or GTFO

> its the hacker known as Sup Forums! Tits or GTFO

>Can you come over? I want to fuck my dog, but I need someone to hold her still

>your friend from gym class, the giant retard?

>it is your father. Your mother is currently bleeding out i the basement... you are next

reroll

m'lady

>This is God. Please sacrifice an entire classroom to me on monday

THE

This
Rollo

Reroll cus i keked too hard

>this is jesus

Reroll

>tfw no succ

>My peepee makes yogurt.

alright

Do we has a wiener?

It's me, Barry
I miss you and your tits

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Roll

>OP gets dubs
you gotta send them the sceencap.
>Did I fukken stutter?

>you know, the one that watches you change... i love to smell your chair

well, you got dubs, what do you want me to say?

What have you done?

oh shit we both got dubs, now you have to do it for sure.

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> This is god, please sacrifice an entire classroom in my name on monday

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ill make it make sense

send this

Thats the funniest thing in this thread

Ask him if he wants to watch anime and play yugioh at your house

Tell him that he's cool and that he has to wear a green shirt on wednesday

>Stick 2 fingers in my butt and call me Cap'n Kirk

Threaten a school shooting

I masturbate to the thought of you farting into my little whore mouth

God damn son

Kek

he's playing along

Please deliver op

Ivite him over to eat chicken tenders and yugioh at your mom's house

Tell him you wanna suck his toes

something like
> if you're a good boy this sunday, i might send jesus down to help you

Deliver fag

>Empty your jizz bottles into a super soaker, and use that. Crotch shots are kills

Tell him that the infamous hacker Sup Forums is holding you captive and making you send him strange messages

Go back to Africa negro

this

im gonna say, something like
>doesn't matter, if you dont deliver ill have to do it myself

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this kills the long boi

lung slurping

Send him the first image from a trap thread

yes

this

>one time i actually ate shit no joke

had to improvise a little

Tell him that you papercut you dick many times and then jerk off using hand sanitizer as lubricant

Ask him if traps are gay

you stole our dubs

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WINRAR

I'm sorry for my transgression oh faggy one

This.

you are forgiven my she-son

OP'S GRAMMA SUCKS!!

YOU READ THIS COS ITS IN CAPS

PLEB

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Offer him a plate of chicken tendies

yeah, my grammar sucks

do it op

That's some heavy bants in a post Stoneman High School shoot up world.

F U C K I N G T H I S
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PLEB

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he's a Sup Forumstard pack it in lads it's been fun

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Send him the rick and morty copypasta

i wonder if hes on this thread

Call him a filthy negro

Winrar

Tell him that he needs to break though the wall and make it feel her.

Link him to this tread

Reroll

tell him to rape the teacher

Send him a dick pic

Winrar

Last reroll

Huey lewis and the news is coming up

Reroll