dubs decides what I send my new friend
> greentext only
Dubs decides what I send my new friend
the only thing I regret in life is meeting you
I just lied down on the ground, and used my boner to lift me up off the ground. How many cock pushups can you do?
oh goody
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ask him if hes ever smelled a cock fart before
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tits or gtfo
Its the faggot from gym class
It's the guy who's about to show you the meaning of anal prolapse
Check em.
> When I fart I cup my hands so I can smell my delicious chocolate gas
It the hacker known as Sup Forums! Tits or GTFO
> its the hacker known as Sup Forums! Tits or GTFO
>Can you come over? I want to fuck my dog, but I need someone to hold her still
>your friend from gym class, the giant retard?
>it is your father. Your mother is currently bleeding out i the basement... you are next
reroll
m'lady
>This is God. Please sacrifice an entire classroom to me on monday
THE
This
Rollo
Reroll cus i keked too hard
>this is jesus
Reroll
>tfw no succ
>My peepee makes yogurt.
alright
Do we has a wiener?
It's me, Barry
I miss you and your tits
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Roll
>OP gets dubs
you gotta send them the sceencap.
>Did I fukken stutter?
>you know, the one that watches you change... i love to smell your chair
well, you got dubs, what do you want me to say?
What have you done?
oh shit we both got dubs, now you have to do it for sure.
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> This is god, please sacrifice an entire classroom in my name on monday
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ill make it make sense
send this
Thats the funniest thing in this thread
Ask him if he wants to watch anime and play yugioh at your house
Tell him that he's cool and that he has to wear a green shirt on wednesday
>Stick 2 fingers in my butt and call me Cap'n Kirk
Threaten a school shooting
I masturbate to the thought of you farting into my little whore mouth
God damn son
Kek
he's playing along
Please deliver op
Ivite him over to eat chicken tenders and yugioh at your mom's house
Tell him you wanna suck his toes
something like
> if you're a good boy this sunday, i might send jesus down to help you
Deliver fag
>Empty your jizz bottles into a super soaker, and use that. Crotch shots are kills
Tell him that the infamous hacker Sup Forums is holding you captive and making you send him strange messages
Go back to Africa negro
this
im gonna say, something like
>doesn't matter, if you dont deliver ill have to do it myself
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this kills the long boi
lung slurping
Send him the first image from a trap thread
yes
this
>one time i actually ate shit no joke
had to improvise a little
Tell him that you papercut you dick many times and then jerk off using hand sanitizer as lubricant
Ask him if traps are gay
you stole our dubs
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WINRAR
I'm sorry for my transgression oh faggy one
This.
you are forgiven my she-son
OP'S GRAMMA SUCKS!!
YOU READ THIS COS ITS IN CAPS
PLEB
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Offer him a plate of chicken tendies
yeah, my grammar sucks
do it op
That's some heavy bants in a post Stoneman High School shoot up world.
F U C K I N G T H I S
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he's a Sup Forumstard pack it in lads it's been fun
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Send him the rick and morty copypasta
i wonder if hes on this thread
Call him a filthy negro
Winrar
Tell him that he needs to break though the wall and make it feel her.
Link him to this tread
Reroll
tell him to rape the teacher
Send him a dick pic
Winrar
Last reroll
Huey lewis and the news is coming up
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