I have absolutely no respect for Americans or the United States. Every single fucking time I see an American post here, I am reminded of how retarded and obese they all are.
What do they contribute to this board? Nothing, really - except retardation, autism, and talking about how much they enjoy eating burgers.
You Americans are a DISGRACE to this board. You should be ashamed of yourselves, scum.
I had a burger for lunch for four days in a row, stay mad, canacuck.
David Watson
I LOVE YOU TOO LEAFBRO
YOU CONTRIBUTE GOOD
Ayden Garcia
That's a tasty looking burger. Thanks Canadabro for making my day better. A good burger, even if just a photo, makes me happy. Here, I'll return the favor.
Alexander Baker
I think I'm gonna go eat a burger now in honor of our (white) Ameribros
Vote Trump, much love
Jayden Peterson
>What do they contribute to this board? They weight heavily on the debate
Kevin Jackson
Blow it out your ass
Owen Young
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Daniel Bailey
Blow it out your ass, leaf.
Julian Stewart
Shake Shack>Five Goys
Gavin Diaz
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Xavier Evans
>leaf jelly of its neighbor
Nothing new here
William Lewis
I'm triggered... couldn't they find better containers for that shit? Christ...
Jace Lewis
>Crinkle fries Get the fuck out
Dominic Hernandez
American in Finland here. It's empowering how just a mere pic of a good burger makes the day so much better. Thanks, leafbro!
John James
>not enjoying burgers
Oliver Bennett
>What do they contribute to this board? Nothing, really - except retardation, autism
Are you talking about Leafs?
Cooper Young
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Dominic Sullivan
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
Jayden Harris
>frozen fries >nasty ass shit looking pudding >half ass hot dog >beta burger
Benjamin Garcia
This is an American board. Go to Reddit if you want to hate on the US.
Hudson Murphy
Stay mad.
Nathaniel Garcia
tough shit faggot
Dominic Stewart
This is low quality bait even for a Canadian. You should be even more ashamed of yourself than usual.
John Brown
haha I get it cause if you replace burger with leaf this post is actually true !
ebin switcherino
Kevin Johnson
Good post
Jayden Turner
He's right, crinkle cut fries are shit tier. They are always dry and unappetizing. Everything else looks pretty good though.
Ethan Collins
Rate
Jeremiah Turner
YOU SEEM JEALOUS OF OUR SUCCESS AND POWER HAHAHAHAHA
Christian Torres
there's a better container but only if you supersize it
Connor Richardson
Lol no one has every respected your shit country. Really? You are trying to front on us? One word:Trudeau. /thread
Parker Hughes
christ man, probably has more sugar than a soda.
Daniel Diaz
This triggers the Canadians
Adrian Hill
You're one of two countries whose history on here boils down to a three-word meme.
The other one is India.
God bless you, you fucking leaf. Don't you ever change (not that you could anyway.)
Evan Howard
Knew it was gonna be a leaf.
Lincoln Ross
It would fit better into one of these.
Christopher Bennett
you forgot to say sorry
Ethan Harris
Triggers my hunger.
Ian Young
flags ruined Sup Forums
altho they are also pretty fun sometimes
Gavin Mitchell
We are pretty obese. Its tapering off, though. Health initiatives are in full swing and people are trimming down. In about 30 years if trends keep going we will be majority healthy weight (barely).
Dont know how to fix our culture. We are fucked. Trump 2016.
(As i type this studying in my public library some bitch storma in loudly bitching about her ex husband)
Thomas Cox
>Leaf >Posting on a Sumerian cuneiform website started by an American.
Joshua Lee
Daily Reminder that we are no longer the fattest country in the world.
M E X I C O E X I C O
Ryan Mitchell
>Sumerian cuneiform website Wait a minute its not a Sumerian cuneiform website, its a Japanese anime- oh i get it LOLZ SO RANDUM! SO FUNIEEEEE
Carson Davis
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Ryan Murphy
Serious question; just how do you stuff this in your mouth? Is there some special way to eat this...thing?
Jacob Peterson
Shush, that meme is cute.
Charles Diaz
Gotta get kinda creative sometimes. Something like that would need a good smashing down of sorts, and that would help, then sometimes you can bite it at an angle if it's still too tall.
Parker Jenkins
Shill shack
Caleb Bennett
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Blake Peterson
>1 post by this ID
dropped
All I want is to be able to filter posts by country. I never want to see a Canadian poster again.
Dylan Peterson
Lolz Canada is still a colony of her majesties crown. Fuck off peasant.
Henry Reed
Curly fries are master race
James Nguyen
>1 post by this id >this many faggots falling for the bait
Parker Long
weigh* in* weakbantz*
Hunter Brown
sloppily? i dont know many people who would even attempt to eat that thing.
Gavin Moore
Sorry, weight is not one of my common concerns. I'm sure you understand, right?
Sebastian Allen
Everytime I see a Canadian complain about the US I kek
Benjamin Russell
its obnoxious
Hunter Mitchell
Five Guys is a shitty Commiefornian hipster joint and their food tastes exactly like what you'd expect from anything out of that pinko state.
Joseph Bell
That burger looks so good!
Austin Evans
this
Christian Ross
>A fucking LEAF I knew it before I even looked at the flag
Zachary Allen
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOWWWWREEEEEEEEEEE
Asher Jackson
Please take me back with you
Matthew James
Please tell us of the sublime qualities abiding in the leafposter.
Landon Myers
>$30 Million in Maple Syrup Stolen from Canada’s Strategic Syrup Reserve
Go fuck yourself you cunuckold dope smoking faggot. You pieces a shit are down here all the time turning a dime. Then when its time for a U.S citizen to go up there for a project, you pull slobs off the fuckin street to keep us out of your nation.
Hudson Adams
>one of my common concerns Neither is basic English :(
Logan Lopez
At least we have freedom of speech you stupid cucknadian.
Luke Bennett
That's a shopped image. Most are more compact. Even so you need to squish it a little and add some ketchup to make it softer and easier and more enjoyable to eat.
Joseph Ward
I don't even like burgers
Hunter Harris
press down hard, bite top half, then bite bottom half, enjoy freedom.
Ethan Morris
Leaf really is the most adorable country
Nathan Thompson
Leafs on suicide watch, Kek
Also OP you made me hungry. Good thing I just ordered pizza with buffalo wings and a caramel brownie!
John Robinson
This triggers Canada
inb4 (((wall)))
Kayden Moore
This is unnatural!!!
Leo Lee
Fuck off hat
Joseph Brooks
This Faggot is whats wrong with Canada...nice try ming.
Nolan Collins
:3
Samuel Cox
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BAITING VÄÄSYA THAT IS NOT OK
Ian Murphy
Really makes you think, huh?
Grayson Cruz
Fuck off, leaf
Evan Torres
that's a mighty fine burger you have there m8
Jose Jackson
Thanx. I tried Le big mac few times and it's not that bad. just hate that "special sauce" and I feel thirsty as hell hours after.
Jeremiah Parker
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice. You're not nice. You're a fucking failure as a Canadian.
Brody Perry
thats the massive amount of salt in fast food. its why america is so fat and have blood pressure problems
Anthony Hill
We sure do Achmed. Why, just now I'm playing tennis on a nice sunny day. No muslims in sight, feeling very white. I literally had a burger for lunch.
Mason Hughes
I genuinely believe the special sauce's main ingredient is cum. Taste your own cum then taste some of the sauce.
Chase Kelly
>sticky situiation
Jaxson Turner
I have absolutely no respect for Canandians or the Canada. Every single fucking time I see an Canadian post here, I am reminded of how sorry and aboot they all are.
What do they contribute to this board? Nothing, really - except hockey, maple syrup, and talking about how much they enjoy eating moose.
You Canadians are a DISGRACE to this board. You should be ashamed of yourselves, eh?
Elijah Ramirez
>1 post by this id
Austin Clark
That's how I eat over 75% of the burgers I consume. Though I use better cutlery and cut off smaller chunks.
Christian Cox
Why so salty leaf?
Did justin recently kick you out of your Toronto apartment to house 9 refugees?
Gavin Reed
it actually taste like molten plastic bags from india mixed with nigger multiplemonthused cumrags and wit a bit of some cancerous color from Pripyat. what the hell is it anyway?
Jaxon Nelson
Don't you have a rain dance to do in the hopes that you can put out the ft Mac fire?
Liam Walker
DELETE THIS YOU EAT A BURGER WITH YOUR MEAT STAINED HANDS
Michael Hernandez
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Benjamin Brown
I'm not sure why people think that Canadians are supposed to be nice.
Why do you think that? I've been told that people are upset on here because they thought we were nice, but then they see that we are not.
Canadians are not nice. I'm not sure how many times I need to repeat this. Where did you all that idea from?