What will you be having today?
What will you be having today?
G&T
Old Fashioned
long island iced tea please, a pitcher and keep it coming til I'm too fucked to walk
pint of bitter and some scampi fries
Here you go sir.
Double vodka water short
A cuba libre
Here you go.
Here you go sir. Have a good day.
Martini - gin, not vodka, obviously, stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of Vermouth
Enjoy!
Milk. Fresh milk please.
Spiced rum? What is this shit? Everyone knows you make Old Fashioned's with Whiskey.
Coke and Coke
Turkey 101, straight up
Here you go.
Congratulations you are drinking cold gin and paying more.
I would like a vieux carre.
sorry sir, here you go.
here you are.
here you go sir.
Excellent. Thanks, boss
I'll be avin a pisscunt
cheers m80 bob
here you go sir.
Woah woah woah why the fuck did you skip my martini
Hope you're not expecting a tip
Where's my fucking COKE!
here is your coke
One Piano Man please
Here it is.
Black russian
Thanks!
Alcohol kills me so you saved me
very sorry sir, here it is.
you welcome sir.
cheers!
here you go.
enjoy.
the samefagging in this thread
you're welcome sir.
will you have anything to drink?
A shot of horse semen my good man.
I'm sorry sir, were all out of it.
Ah, an Irish Coffee then thanks.
Can I get a whisky sour please?
here you are good sir.
here you go sir.
Fantastic!
Thank you
I'll have a blood and sand. But can you make that with monkey shoulder?
A pina colada on appleton rum
Another white russian
CHOCLIT MALK
less crushing anxiety
here you go.
here you go sir
here you go comrade
yes I can, here you go
here you go, I don't know if it will help...
B52
dubs
here you go sir.
5 white russians and one beer please for a start
A 2-liter of your finest semen, please
here you go sir.
Daiquiri pls
this is the best we got
Heres some tip
here you go.
thank you sir! come back anytime.
What beers you got on tap?
The usual sir, order of dubs to go
Hold up niggers.
This bar is now being raided. Everyone is now held hostage.
>Anyone who roles dubs dies and must leave the thread.
>Trips overrides and becomes the new bar tender and must post what people ask for.
Roll em
Hello yeah id like a Pinnicle cake flavored vodka and a roofied vodka for the woman across the bar
Rolling
Also a scotch whiskey please.
jokes on you niggers aren't even real
Just hit me with a beer please. I also need a hot girl to dance in front of me.
we have all types of beer!
here you are.
Oh shit bye dude lol
Manhattan, Rye, be generous with the vermouth please
get out
What if the original bar tender gets dubs?
here's your beer, what kind of girl you want
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisp please.
Yeah im still waiting for my cake flavored vodka and a roofie, hurty if you expect a good tip.
A brunette. She should be cute af. And also should be wearing some cute ass clothes. Not nude or semi nude. Also i want her to date me. :)
I'll take your crispest IPA then please
saved for future cringe threads
here you are
What do you mean?
very sorry sir, here you are
Straight up tequila please, if you have lime that would be great
One "pirates scurvy" please
here you are.
here you are.
Im gonna give this bar a bad rating on yelp because you didnt get me my order of that girl. :/
Thank you my good sir i will be sure to pay the bill and give a goot tip eh?
here you go
I asked you what girl you want...
thank you sir!