What will you be having today?

What will you be having today?

G&T

Old Fashioned

long island iced tea please, a pitcher and keep it coming til I'm too fucked to walk

pint of bitter and some scampi fries

Here you go sir.

Double vodka water short

A cuba libre

Here you go.

Here you go sir. Have a good day.

Martini - gin, not vodka, obviously, stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of Vermouth

Enjoy!

Milk. Fresh milk please.

Spiced rum? What is this shit? Everyone knows you make Old Fashioned's with Whiskey.

Coke and Coke

Turkey 101, straight up

Here you go.

Congratulations you are drinking cold gin and paying more.
I would like a vieux carre.

sorry sir, here you go.

here you are.

here you go sir.

Excellent. Thanks, boss

I'll be avin a pisscunt

cheers m80 bob

here you go sir.

Woah woah woah why the fuck did you skip my martini

Hope you're not expecting a tip

Where's my fucking COKE!

here is your coke

One Piano Man please

Here it is.

Black russian

Thanks!
Alcohol kills me so you saved me

very sorry sir, here it is.

you welcome sir.

cheers!

here you go.

enjoy.

the samefagging in this thread

you're welcome sir.

will you have anything to drink?

A shot of horse semen my good man.

I'm sorry sir, were all out of it.

Ah, an Irish Coffee then thanks.

Can I get a whisky sour please?

here you are good sir.

here you go sir.

Fantastic!

Thank you

I'll have a blood and sand. But can you make that with monkey shoulder?

A pina colada on appleton rum

Another white russian

CHOCLIT MALK

less crushing anxiety

here you go.

here you go sir

here you go comrade

yes I can, here you go

here you go, I don't know if it will help...

B52

dubs

here you go sir.

5 white russians and one beer please for a start

A 2-liter of your finest semen, please

here you go sir.

Daiquiri pls

this is the best we got

Heres some tip

here you go.

thank you sir! come back anytime.

What beers you got on tap?

The usual sir, order of dubs to go

Hold up niggers.

This bar is now being raided. Everyone is now held hostage.

>Anyone who roles dubs dies and must leave the thread.

>Trips overrides and becomes the new bar tender and must post what people ask for.

Roll em

Hello yeah id like a Pinnicle cake flavored vodka and a roofied vodka for the woman across the bar

Rolling

Also a scotch whiskey please.

jokes on you niggers aren't even real

Just hit me with a beer please. I also need a hot girl to dance in front of me.

we have all types of beer!

here you are.

Oh shit bye dude lol

Manhattan, Rye, be generous with the vermouth please

get out

What if the original bar tender gets dubs?

here's your beer, what kind of girl you want

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisp please.

Yeah im still waiting for my cake flavored vodka and a roofie, hurty if you expect a good tip.

A brunette. She should be cute af. And also should be wearing some cute ass clothes. Not nude or semi nude. Also i want her to date me. :)

I'll take your crispest IPA then please

saved for future cringe threads

here you are

What do you mean?

very sorry sir, here you are

Straight up tequila please, if you have lime that would be great

One "pirates scurvy" please

here you are.

here you are.

Im gonna give this bar a bad rating on yelp because you didnt get me my order of that girl. :/

Thank you my good sir i will be sure to pay the bill and give a goot tip eh?

here you go

I asked you what girl you want...

thank you sir!