>We're the Sticky Bandits!
We're the Sticky Bandits!
Cooper Smith
Tyler Martinez
SHAD ARP MARV
Aaron Gomez
mfw
Kevin Wood
>that was the sound of a toolchest falling down the stairs
Jackson Ramirez
>blue eyed master race
Dominic Cruz
When did Marv become such an expert on plummeting storage units and their sounds?
Parker Johnson
DING DANG DONG
Jaxson Russell
was kevin 'our guy' ?
Adrian Brown
This Peter McAlister
The faaaaaather
Kayden Nguyen
...
Luke Barnes
This is*
Adrian Barnes
>buzz your GF, WOOF!
Eli Mitchell
Why did a massive sustained electric shock not kill Marv?
Luke King
>Mc nulty...don't tell her
Adam Turner
>Smell that? Know what that is?
>Yeah...pussy.
>No, it's freedom.
>It's pussy
>It's freedom, and it's money. Let's get out of here before someone sees us
>...and it's pussy.
Bentley Smith
I had this (and then the pen recorder), that gave me a nostalgia hit and I'm not grateful for it user
Austin Peterson
So did I user, both of them. The pen was rubbish, but the Talkboy was a good recorder, I used it a lot.
Bentley Russell
>Intelligent, manages to hunt and entrap man, the most dangerous animal all
>Nihilistic, would eat ice-cream for breakfast lunch and dinner every day if he could
>Wicked sense of humour, obviously takes great joy in inflicting pain on people
Definitely.
Christopher Campbell
>Where'd he go!?
>Maybe he committed suicide...
Aiden Hill
Was Kevins house actually hell?
Jason Jones
Watch out!
Jose Bailey
>Credit card? Youuuu got it!
Jace Taylor
"Yes"
>Yes
Jace Garcia
Made me want a little refrigerator you have to open with a key.
Jordan Campbell
>Mr. McAlister why do you sound so strange? Are you ill?
>....Credit caaard? Youuu goooot iiit!
Thomas Phillips
Holy shit.
I'd been trying to remember the name of those chips for ages.
Thanks lad.
Gabriel Brown
Why did he turn into a skeleton, Sup Forums?
Wyatt Morales
>What did he mean by this?
Jonathan Thompson
Why didn't Kev take all of it?
This triggered every fat kid watching.
Jonathan Thomas
you have to get wet first, to become sticky
Oliver Ramirez
Forgot the pic.
Juan Edwards
This freaked the shit out of me as a kid.
Nicholas Morgan
This guy deserved more screentime, every scene with him was gold.
>mfw both Home Alone movies have "rotten" ratings on RT
Jayden Young
>fagle
kek
Logan Hall
It's a lie!
Oliver Thompson
gimme them jelly beans
Hudson Parker
why did you turn into a skeleton?
Josiah Powell
For the longest time I assumed that was Bill O'Reily.
Isaiah Watson
AH, THE HIDEOUS CAP
THE HIDEOUS CAP
YOU'RE COOKING FRANKY
Dominic Barnes
FUCKING THING SUCKS
Caleb Parker
WATCH IT KID
AH HA HA HA
Kayden Taylor
Everyone has this relative
Carter Cooper
>both Home Alone movies have "rotten" ratings on RT
Absolutely plebian, user...
Dylan Russell
What
Elijah Anderson
True although my uncle is a lot friendlier but always has the bants ready
Nathaniel Williams
It's pretty shocking how they were make this movie without the whole "Old guys chasing cute little kid" thing seem rapey
Dylan Perez
Are Home Alone 1+2 the ultimate in comfy movies?
William Lewis
>two grown men in new york abducting a child from the front of a toy store
boy nothing was the same after 9/11
Matthew Nelson
Indeed
Personally I'd add Home Alone 3 to the mix too but mostly because it has that comfy late 90's feeling to it and cooler toys.
Caleb Richardson
>Know any good porn stores?
Tyler Diaz
Why is the sticky Bandit standing behind Pablo?
John Walker
There's literally not a single negative post in this thread. Home Alone confirmed kino
Henry Mitchell
9/11 was comfy af, nothing can beat it
Brandon Davis
Is this thread approved by the American Dental Association?
David James
I am that relative. In fact I locked my autistic nephew that runs around my house with his arms at his sides and his head down and won't shut the fuck up about DBZ in the attic until everyone was leaving the last time we had a family thing here. Uncle Frank knows 9/10 nephews are shit and families are mostly a burden.
Ryder Sanders
Uh....I'll have to check
Daniel Foster
That shit was terrifying as fuck man
Jackson Stewart
Yes sir!
Wyatt Wilson
1 is more comfy than 2. 2 is still co ry but spends too much time outside
Eli Rodriguez
>Two? Make it three. I'm not driving!
Nathan Howard
I hope you enjoy watersports.
Henry Jones
Logan Anderson
Three shots of absinth?
Ian Green
Four out of five dentists agree that the fifth one is not one of the other four.
Liam Torres
Huuuuuahh!
Ryan Peterson
The French have a word for you: Les incompetents
James King
You are a Roux de Poux
Ethan Flores
>Reservation for McAlister
>...a reservation for yourself?
Leo Morgan
Distant stars, at home up in the heavens.
Wonder what they see, are they watching me?
Andrew Hall
Me too. We are old as balls.
Xavier Anderson
I partially recorded my last vaporwave album on one of those connected to my soundboard. Some of it was done on a YakBak too. Try to outhipster me, you can't.
Nolan Wright
Even when Mr. President is making America great again, he always has time to stop and help the wayward children.
Isaac Hughes
>pointing him to the left
So he was a dem plant all along
Julian Ortiz
Must have done it as a favor to one of his Jew filmmaker friends.
Grayson Hill
It's nearly December folks
Kayden Lee
No. Kevin was a dem. He was clearly asking Mr. President where the lobby was.
Isaiah Cooper
Isn't the director Chris Columbus the one Corey Feldman implicated in his molestation accusation?
Levi Bennett
>WATCH IT HUMAN GARBAGE
Chase Martinez
No tip?
Daniel Howard
archive.4plebs.org
>this fucking autist in every thread
Carter Brooks
The salt... turns the bodies... into mummies.
Jaxon Reyes
I keep forgetting that Rob Schneider was in this movie
Matter of fact I keep forgetting that he's still alive
Gavin Diaz
>Trumpkike crying his eyes out
A bloo bloo mommy they're calling out MUH DONALD as the kike he is again better run to the archive and cry some more a bloo boo.
Nicholas Jenkins
Ain't much better in here, kid.
Nathaniel Smith
archive.4plebs.org
Please re-evaluate your life, you're getting on Barneyfag levels now and quit derailing the fucking thread.
Carson Smith
>posted five times in two years
oh yeah every thread
Nicholas Butler
>mfw still chewing same piece of game
Ayden Young
Day vs Night
Who would win?
Carter Hernandez
You're just proving him right with your salt breh.
Juan Lee
>Kevin, why did you shit in my room!?
Landon Green
That's 5 times in less than a week you fucking idiot
Bentley Thomas
>gum, fuck
Austin Baker
Old Man Marley for sure. He's already murdered a bunch of people. That's why his kids refuse to talk to him.
Robert Lewis
Protip: Stop replying.
Cooper Cruz
archive has been going for over two years you dumb fucking redditor
Gabriel King
Be nice.
Smile.
Nolan Davis
She's got 200 pigeons that do her bidding, though. Can his snow shovel overcome such flapping and pecking?
Connor Richardson
And the posts were made in the past week, please tell me you're pretending to be retarded.
Kayden Rodriguez
Delete your life.
Lucas Miller
Is this actually a conversation you're having? Shut the fuck up.