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CONFESS!

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Drinking at 7am

I'd love to drink at 7am

I molest little boys at church

I'm not going to church today, sorry

i stole a womans purse when i was 19, credit cards, IDs, cellphone, keys, .....didnt feel bad about it at the time

I'm homosexual

I'm a 35 year old virgin.

I like trains

I jerk off with my friend to traps porn

One day I can taste him...

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I like to lick and kill my wife's armpit hair when we have sex.

*kiss, not kill

The average Sup Forumstard stuff on my side: cp, lolis, any extreme fetishes (scat,necro...)

I masturbated 3 times yesterday because I was bored

i don't believe in god

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I made someone kill herself

For some reason, I can get hard for a sex doll, but not for a woman.

One time I fucked a couch

Fucked one of my best-friend's girlfriends.

To be fair SHE went after me and I denied her sex three times before I finally gave in.

He doesn't know but he suspects.

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when i was 13 i molested my 9 year old sister. she always said she didn't want to do it, but i convinced her by promising to do nice things for her, although sometimes i did force her with violence, or threats of violence.

I have a fucked up bimbo and huge fake breasts fetishes. I usually end dreaming about having a sexy gf that turns into huge boobed freak with giant bolton udders, teases me overtime, and gives blowjobs.
I feel bad about this, since I can't look at girls like normal anymore, and I'm not sure how it's going to affect my future relationships.

the standards you have to live up to, its why it takes me forever to cum, that and its exhausting fucking. i can see why. at least for me its a benefit because i can go for a while

i have a drinking problem, and im starting to think smoking weed at night to help sleep is the best solution rather than a relapse. and i hate stoners so i feel like i might end up hating myself more if i do but my liver is so bloated. i work out so much and throw it away by drinking till im black out every night.

ew

I've never been to church

I pissed the bed last night...

It's not that bad. Different religions, different views. Some people choose to believe, some don't.

I got up and walked out at dinner last night so my friends could pay my tab

The only way I can get through the guilt is to snoot chin when I get up

Kudos for that.

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I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. I tried to let them keep some modesty but my coworkers didn't. I felt bad for the boys because they get embarrassed easily at that age.

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I had a very close relationship with my grandma after my parents and my grandpa were killed in a car crash. From age 5 to age 13 we would have baths together and sleep in the same bed, usually in the nude.

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For a brief period of my life I was getting deep into spying on women in restrooms and locker rooms. The first few times I snuck into a woman's bathroom and hid in one of the stalls. Women would come in and I could hear them pissing and shitting while touching myself. After a while I began setting up cameras in the toilet paper dispensers and eventually I set up a few in toiler bowl itself. I got some great footage of women pissing and reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight. I'll never forget that time in my life.

nigger

Old copy pasta is old. Get new pasta.

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I have a hidden microsd card (heavily encrypted and zipped) that has 90 gigs of hebe stuff on it.

hon hon hon

i hid my sisters clothes when she showered so she had to walk around naked, and i could take some pics of her as masturbation material

no u

>How close?

Story?

my grandfather touched my genitals once

Greentext?

Ok

>Ready yourselves for the story of how I got cucked by a floating horse and a marching band.
>every so often me and my ex used to get into some real raunchy stuff, I mean REAL depraved shit, the sorts you would see around here.
>pretty cash not gonna lie, she's up for whatever and so am I so we were always testing eachothers' limits.
>looking at bestiality porn when she walks into the room and catches me, starts talking about being used as nothing more than a milking stool for horse cock.
>year later and we have been talking about it here and there over the months, it escalated pretty fucking quickly.
>Talking about getting fucked by a horse, and actually beginning to set this shit up, renting a cabin and a horse for trail riding over the weekend.
>ohgodwhatamidoingwithmylife.jpg
>Trying to deal with the flood of emotions both positive and negative as the day finally approaches.
>half the first day spent preparing the room, setting up an intricate system of pulleys and ropes, harnesses and basically constructing a custom equine sex swing
>i am gonna be honest, pretty proud of my work.
>so while I was setting up she spent the time teasing me and talking about how excited she was.
>Take my time, make sure everything would be safe and secure, then it was time to get the horse sent over as well as setup a surprise for her.
>how was I to know that this would be the final straw of my downfall?
>right so what she didn't know is that the fucked up side of me decided to have a little fun and order an adult marching band to play in the background.
>everything was arranged before hand, they were instructed to play, they could also masturbate, but not join in, look there are liability issues with a large horse involved people.
>and so the time had finally arrived, the horse was delivered earlier, we took some time to ride the trails ease suspicion before returning in the evening.

>didn't expect how easy it would be to get the horse inside with just a few apples, was also nice getting a pretty isolated cabin, felt alone out in those woods.
>Ok so all credit to the owners of the horse here, was very docile while we walked him over the harness, got it secured and raised him up.
>rancher ted if you're reading this, Salty Sam was extremely calm temptered the entire time and a real 10/10 thoroughbred.
>Yelling through the cabin to her to let her know everything was setup before she came out wearing some cut off shorts and a plaid shirt tied above that belly, fuckin dirty cowgirl.
>only thing left was to blind fold her for the other surprise and strap her to the belly of that horse, letting her play with that horse cock while her arms where tied in place.
>under that horse, the thing lookin like it already knew what was up and happy to get a free nut busted by the looks of it
>right as she starts pushing that pussy destroyer in there is a knock on the door and she freezes up like a deer in headlights
>My fucking face was lighting up watching her freak out and struggle to get free while that horse just started to fill her up some more.
>open the door, and she hears the roar of brass and percussion instruments as the marching band pour in
>their playing, she's both laughing and freaking out, pretty sure she wants to bust my balls for scaring her.
>however that cunt stuffed to the brim with horse cock was doing a great job of keeping her distracted and making her forget all about it
>everything is going good, im egging her on, keeping the horse calm and the band under control, like being a chaperone to some fucked up high school dance.
>ready to whip my dick out and finally get some pleasure out of the whole experience when the generator to the cabin starts to go and the lights flicker.

>Definitely not the time for this, zip up my wranglers, put on my jacket, one last look back at my wife moaning and a horse looking a bit confused and startled while it went to pound town
>in the span of 8 minutes, walking to the generator, topping it off with gas and starting it back up, everything went to shit.
>even now when I look back on it I wish I had done things differently, that we never took that trip.
>so I am trying to walk through the front door but it is blocked shut, I try pounding on it but the marching band is playing to loudly for anyone her to hear me.
>I walked around to the side to look through the window so see the tuba player leaning back against the front door along with a chair and a friend.
>near the point of getting my shotgun from the truck but it's a mile walk down the trail to the parking lot and a few of the band members were starting to surround her and undress.
>Hearing her moaning and talking dirty out to me, under the unrelenting sound of that marching band anthem, unaware of what was really going on around her.
>everyone standing around her, taking turns feeling her up or shoving a dick in her mouth trying their best to act like they were just me.
>ready to kill every single one of those fuckers at this point except for ole reliable Salty Sam who continued to stay calm headed through the craziness like a champ.
>So I decide I can't waste any more time, and risk going in unarmed as I throw a rock through the window and jump through.
>left cut up already from some glass that was still left, but thank god for adrenaline and shock carrying me through it
>everyone startled for a moment, even Salty Sam as he begins to buck and try to rear back but thanks to the suspension system he is left just swinging and gut punching the poor girl.
>even though I am outnumbered a lot of them are in awkward costumes and equipment so I had an advantage there.

>picking off the ones that looked the weakest trying to get them to the ground and make them stop moving, all the while the sounds of moans, nays, and saxophones.
>Trying my best to fight back half of them before the others got their pants back on and rushed over to help, i really didn't stand a chance but I was gonna go down fighting.
>only now did she seem to fucking realize something was wrong, women amirite? and started calling out to me asking if I was there, or if I was alright.
>nearly yelling back out to her before I got sucker punched in the jaw and fell back stumbling into the light switch and everything went black except a few candles.
>it was enough to make the fight stop for the moment, but it also caused ole Salty Sam to finally reach his breaking point and freak out.
>gut kick to tuba man causing him to fall over part of the pulley system I had so pain stakingly set up and Salty Sam went for a ride alone with my ex.
>half the room in awe as they watched Salty Sam floating in the middle of the room dragging my wife with him around his penis in the flickering candlelight.
>the look on my fucking face as I read the first letter of every line and a part of me died on the inside realizing Salty Sam was The Man.

Shut the fuck up copy pasta nigger

Thanks

nice copypasta, autistic dipshit.

>She washed my dick every night and pulled back my foreskin for me from age 10-14.
>I'd soap her up in the bath while she washed my hair, so I touched her breasts, stomach, hips, thighs and crotch a lot.
>Cuddled me into her chest when I had nightmares and let me suck her nipples.

I sucked a log of shit out of this guys asshole and didn't beg him for another

see

When I was shipped out to the middle east, I went in thinking I was gonna stop horrible men from killing innocent people....
But when I got there..it was horrible I've had to.. I had to open fire at three kids running at the gates with mortars and detonators straped to their chest...Villager didn't see the explosives straped to their chest, so they almost rioted defending the bodies till have an hour latter they noticed the ieds..the fucked part is I've been hanging out with these kids for a month, played soccer with their semi deflated ball...I felt like shit..especially when only two of em had ieds out of the three...I can't tell right from wrong any more..and they warned us to shoot at toy dronestore if you see the fuckers, shoot em.. because they have bombs on board..so we see one..
(Continue)

...uhh i dont rly know how to green txt... >.

kill yourself, faggot.

(Continued)
We saw a drone with a packege heading for the men on the convoy, I shot it with my Co and it went down on a civilian's car killing a family of four and injuring several people..I swear I fucking hate this place..

hoping this is bait and not a newfag

i masturbated 3 times today

> be me, today
> come to my fren's house
> sis is lookin' at me
> his mom is lookin' at me
> his father is lookin' at me
> we go to his bedroom
> ask why they're all lookin' at me
> he says: reply to this post or ur mom will die in her sleep tonight
> mfw

I secretely want to suck your dick, and you to enjoy that, and have a loud manly voice announce via a microphone in the church "acces denied" right after you've just jizzed all in my mouth.

...i... am a bit new... sorry... :(

keep replying
and i might just do it

im satan

Good stuff bro

I want to join the army so I can legally kill people.
I'm probably a sociopath idk. I know psychopaths are born that way and mimic emotions etc to hide what they are, I wasn't like that but I take immense pleasure in hurting/ watching people being hurt. It's mainly that which fuels my rape fetish.
Only thing is I don't know if i'll be accepted into the army because i'm mentally fucked, depression, paranoia, impulse control issues and pyromania.

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pics or didn't happen

You know what I did.

umm pls... how do i do the greentxt? i have weird stories.... >.

why'd you stop that?

I like cross dressing and fantasize about being throat fucked. I know for sure I like both girls and boys but I wanna be in a functioning relationship with a girl and I'm not sure how I'm gonna do that with this fuckied up fetish

Put > in front of your sentence
>Like this >NOT like this
>Press enter for every new sentence

>nvm>didn't>Know>That>worked

in dubs threads, I always roll singles. feelsbadman.jpg

have you tried typing dubs into options?

I don't get that.
>I was going through puberty and would get hard when I washed around her thighs and felt her pubic hair.
>I had a wet dream while I was cuddled into her and came on her butt and leg.
>She felt I would like some privacy.

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Jesus dude

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how old are u now?

Same here.

hmm

fag

haha

ok

oh, thankyou! :)
>err "be me"?
>mother's father is somewhat senior member of what, if not actually, is about as close to a cult as possible without it exploding when people inevitably realize it is insane >.all evidence appears to indicate that it is just a way of being able to maintain a belief in innocence and goodwill, while also pursuing their base desires
>have constant reinforcement that anything bad that happens to you is punishment for your sins, good things will only happen when you follow the teachings, and believe the stories about jesus
>feel as though you are regularly introduced to other senior members of cult as something of a trophy, as a way of demonstrating grandfather's prowess in child raising
>be confused
>have genitals touched
>be older
>have interesting adventures with mental health and drug use :)

> Be me
> Started molesting my sister when she was 4. I was 10.
> No penetration or anything. Actually very tame
> Went on for about 4 years
> It was brilliant.

> Till we became adults and she grossly exaggerated what happened.

> Parents have not spoken to me in 6 years. Disinherited. Wife used the accusations against me in our divorce and I lost access to the kids.

> There you go /b

> Was it worth it? NO FKEN WAYS

have you tried intravenous drug use?

I browsed Sup Forums

No.
Heavy drinker. Bit of coke and rolls now and then.

Want to fuck my friend (both girls)