How does your dick compare with a small red bull can?

How does your dick compare with a small red bull can?

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Never tried? You don't have to post a picture btw.

(pics found online, suprisingly hard to find)
(while it's easy to find "compare cocks to coke")

I don't drink redbull
But it would be similar to

Mine is exactly like those cans.
A bit short, but quite thick.

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I am liking this

mines as big as a big monster can get your small dick out of here would show but just finsh a marathon fap came 5 times

I'm pretty sure Red Bull is suing google each time they find such pictures in gg img. I only found 3.

big dick, no bull

How about the 16oz?

nice, lel

Can you cum on an image and post on here?

rape my mouth xd

Mhm nice cock hopefully cum heavy

dam faggots

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noice

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Nearly the same can...

aww, shoot!

What?

empathy for baby dick, what else?

Closest I have...

This is awesome

why do you hate slightly below average dick so much?

I dont think he hates it. More like light ribbing...

thanks...
What's your story?
Bro? Femanon?

this

Would one of you Monster dicks mind tribbing this pic for my wife?!

500 ml can.

nice

sorry bro - would love to - but can't right now...
You're a lucky guy...

Thank you!

Anyone else?!

Beautiful tat...and tit...

In the spirit of keeping the thread alive, here's what it looks like in my ex...

not good

thumb looks like a thumb lol

All i got is a 16oz bottle of water

lol

nice...

Kek, you hiding half the can with your hand

that is a little dick

Thank you!

I see that power socket...
Britfag or Eirefag?

Cute - I like her taste in stockings...

better faggot?

Thank you!

BritFag!

Not much. It's wierd how suddenly your dick isn't as big as the can now. That's crazy

smashing arse...

it's crazy that a penis changes due to how hard it is

Yea sure dude. You got caught out there and now you copping pleas out here. Get that weak shit outta here

Any "action" shots?

Thank you!

Any of these dick pics yours?

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These ones:
Eirefag - hence the "Paddy's Day" file - and spotting the socket...

fantastic...

Mind if I pass them on to her?

It doesn't because I'm not a 16 year old CS:GO "pro"

Thank you!

Please do... She's a peach!

I gotta ask if she takes it up the bum...

Thanks again! Not sure I’ll be able to give you her reaction given the nature of Sup Forums, but I’ll let you know if she gets back to me quick!

Every now and then!

nice...lucky boy ;-)

sweet - I'll look out for it...

Not as often as I’d like, obviously!

Only have a regular can of soda. Time stamp also

youtu.be/IpPi0nliLVE

Fantastic nipples...
...and that's a shame.
It became my ex's second favourite thing.
Towards the end - I was spending more time up her arse than anywhere else - at her request...
But - work got in the way - and that was that.

Do you enjoy being bigger than almost everyone in the thread?

Well statistics say I'm bigger than 99.8% of guys so yea i guess it feels pretty good. Thanks for asking bro

Bloody work!

nice one. Got a good inch on me...

Yup.
Did your missus have boob work done?

Reduction!

Very nicely done... Seamless. Just thought I barely noticed the nipple reseating.
Why did she get them done - and are her nipples still sensitive?

welp

Think we need to see that bad boy cum...

Oh about 18 years ago now.

Not as sensitive as they were, but she still enjoys them being played with!

But why? Were they killing here back?
They're a great size now...

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lovely head...

They were too big! Wrecked her back.

Shame. She looks great kneeling on the bed.
She looks like a C now so she must've come down from something huge!

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