What does booty smell like, and why do I get wood from wanting to sniff it?

What does booty smell like, and why do I get wood from wanting to sniff it?

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smell shit moron

Get close and inhale deeply

What the fuck do you think ass smells like?

nearly all girl booty smells like a black man's nutsack

most girl butt smells like pussy tbh

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Mmmm...

Booty smells like ass... literally

Why do you get wood? because you're a sick bastard... there are a million things to love about ass but scent isn't one of them

Big shocker, ass smells like shit OP

put your finger in your ass and smell it.

Wanna fuck that ass hard

Checked

I can't be the only one who kind of sort of secretly likes the smell of my girlfriend's farts can I?

How do you sneak behind her and take a whiff?

Just a whiff? I would squeeze those cheeks hard, take off her pants, bend her over and pound her in public

PPfffttt...

yaeh, this is how you get arrested.

Go hide in the womens bathroom.
Wait for a (hopefully attractive) young lady to finish pissing/shitting, whatever, then go sniff the toilet.
Also raid the little tampon box inside the stall, bloody or not, it will reek of pussy.

Obviously user was speaking of an ideal fantasy situation.
We can all have dreams.

ITT: mostly people who have only smelled their own ass

thank you, captain.

Wrong sir, I have also smelled the asses of several cats and dogs.

dont do this

One other thing.
This is the mask you must wear while doing this.
To avoid detection

or a buttplug with a remote switch..to ponud her while she talks to customers

>nearly all girl booty smells like a black man's nutsack
And you know this how?

Because you are a virgin and don't realize that her ass doesn't smell any different than yours.

What does that booty smell like?

Agreed, cannot recommend.

I'm not so sure.
There is usually a musty smell, like a damp basement.
As for me, my ass smells like chocolate covered cherries.

But you haven't even tried it.

There is no better scent or taste in the world than the ass of a hot woman after she's showered.

Lilacs.

Daddy issues

Trust me buddy, there are few smells on earth that match the repulsive odor of dirty pussy.

Actually, you know you've hit the 'lower class' border when their pussy smells like their butt.

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You mean ass, or pussy?
They're pretty much the same region.

I will trust your word, sir.

Buy one of these

play dead sniff it

That means they wipe back to front, right?
Or maybe not at all...

Worth a shot.

Only in japan, of course.

Probably just rebranded deer piss for hunters.

Maybe it's like eating this?

Yo, I used to work at Publix.
Had to clean the women's restrooms.
I gotta tell ya guys, I used to get high as fuck, not even kidding. The first time I opened one of those tampon things, I got absolutely light headed. I'd love it when girls would walk in having to go to the bathroom. I wouldn't sniff the toilets, that's fucking sick, but it always felt like I could smash some milfs in there.

Especially my coworker, she was smoking fucking hot. Used to check the bathrooms to make sure I done a good job. She'd walk in first, I'd follow, and the door would close behind us. She'd bend down in front of my face, with the nicest, most firm, puerto rican ass in the world. Literal 10/10 puerto rican. Wanted to rip her pants off and fuck the shit out of her.

Found out later that employees were indeed fucking in the store. Wish I wasn't a pussy.

>real anal smell bottle
If I ever get desperate enough to buy a pocket ass, I'm getting this

When we're at close aisles I pretend to be looking for something while squatting. Girls with big ass will be facing the other side. When I notice she will bend I put my face near her ass crack and smell. If the butt is big enough she'll hit my face with her butt cheeks and quickly stand up and apologize.

kek,+1 to you good friend

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Quite experienced with this process, huh?
Sad. So very sad.

>make sure I done a good job

back to the trailer with you

brazil: not even once

Yes. And anyone wiping back to front is next level retarded.
That image... I thought Franku quit and here you are posting more Pink Guy.

You gonna acknowledge the story? Or dissect it and find a punctuation error? Fucking cuck

Kek

It's either shit and sweat, or soap. There is no in between.

whats her name?

masha or some shit like that. Just look up masha model ass on google

This is correct

then search mash + siberian mouse

sauce?

SAUCE

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This. Fortunately we are quickly conditioned to like the stink on some level. Like if a girl lets me massage her fat ass I don't care if it smells a little. Big butts=more sweat=more stink

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So...black men smell like shit?

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>What does booty smell like,
Shit.
>and why do I get wood from wanting to sniff it?
'Cause you never have, and don't know what you're talking about..

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A female butt basically has a faint scent of feces. But because of pheromones, that odour is utterly sexy and arousing.

Trust me, I've been an ass-kisser and butthole-licker for more than 20 years.

I find it either smells like ass, that is, shit. Or, it smells like nothing, like I've actually smelled and licked girl asshole that smells and tastes like nothing as if it were just cleaned with unscented soap. I don't know how those girls keep so clean but they're in the minority.

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>Trust me, I've been an ass-kisser and butthole-licker for more than 20 years.
How many promotions has it got you?

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like shit

You're welcome
https ://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/mascha-best-ass-ever-677152

i cant find her

I'd drink it

Tf is wrong with you

I'm really starting to think that women are fundamentally different in Canada. Ass licking has been a fetish of mine for a very long time - 25 years or so. In that time, I don't think I have ever smelled shit in a women's ass - sometimes pussy, sometimes a little sweat, but never shit. This includes 2 long term relationships and maybe 30 or so short term / one nighters.

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It doesn't smell like shit. It's just parfume with a floral scent.

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Bro u had a girls whose pussy smelt like shit? Wtf

Classsic

thank you for demonstrating the level of illiteracy in America

Don't insult my intellect, you eurocuck moran.