ITT: Millennial Sports Teams By League

>NBA
>pic-related
>No one is particularly alpha.
>Everyone tries to shortcut their way to success without going through the lumps.
>All the players are soft-spoken and autistic, except Draymond who's a loudmouth donkey
>Most entitled team in NBA history
>The """face"" of the franchise is a spoiled rich mullatto kid who never knew anything close to a struggle in life. If he never made it into the NBA, he would've been JUST fine as his dad made $42.8 million in his career
>His "splash" brother is another rich kid of a millionaire basketball player who tries too hard to act like a spacey pothead, but really is covering up the fact he has absolutely no fucking personality besides being a fucking spacey pothead
>Their """""defensive""""" anchor is a loud-mouth nigger piece of shit who talks a lot of shit but rarely backs it up and the only reason why anyone pays attention to him is because his teammates bail him out since he has no offensive game
>Their newest free agent acquisition is a bitch and coward of the highest order, betraying the very principles we all hold dear in the world by being a fucking traitor
>Their coach is a loudmouth SJW who can't keep his fucking mouth shut when it comes to things that don't involve basketball. Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists.

Not to mention this might be the most millennial team of all fucking time, and everyone fucking hates millennials. Absolutely nothing of value will be lost when this team is contracted from the NBA.

NFL: Seahawks
Baseball: Cubs
NHL: Edmonton
MLS: MLS
F1: Mercedes/ Hamilton

>>The """face"" of the franchise is a spoiled rich mullatto kid who never knew anything close to a struggle in life. If he never made it into the NBA, he would've been JUST fine as his dad made $42.8 million in his career

How is that a negative?

Seattle Seahawks
Golden State Warriors
San Jose Sharks
both big Manchester teams
Barcelona FC
RB Leipzig
AC Milan

no luckswing teams are millennial, they're all boomer/senior citizen teams

Because he's never won anything in his life except via degenerate shortcuts that destroyed the game of basketball.

But OK, pretend like you care about the game itself, faggot.

Because he's a spoiled rotten child who has no regard for the beauty of basketball and proves himself as a one-trick pony every year that was put to a stop last year by an accomplished player of his generation.

Winning via shortcuts isn't basketball, it's cheap and degenerate.

How the fuck is that not millennial though?

Millennials ALWAYS take shortcuts in life rather than work. Curry has proven himself a one tool player. He is trash both on and off the court otherwise.

Deal with it Warriors cucks.

>not working hard
>a positive thing

WEW LAD

Maybe you should do some manual labor in your life for once. I'm sure you'd enjoy it. Curry hasn't done it, hard-working players like LeBron have and just look how composed he is?

Do you genuinely not see how this is a bad thing?

Millennials are known for taking shortcuts in life, rather than work hard. Maybe you should escort yourself off of Sup Forums and do some manual labor, fucking cuck.

This has to be the same person, right?

It's not Curry's fault he wasn't born to a crack mother.

>completely missing the point

NBA-Warriors
MLB-Yankees/Cubs
NHL-Hawks/kings
NFL-Falcons

Do americans really believe you need to be from a broken home to be good at or appreciate basketball?

Nigger, just watch Curry's play style and tell me how he's not a fucking coddled poodle.

But of course, you think it's all a good thing. Fuck off cuck.

He's just fucking lucky with his hitting

You definitely do not have to fucking do NOTHING in your life prior to basketball like fucking Curry.

Because I'm 18 and I run a construction firm. I've worked far more harder and life than that faggot half-nigger ever has.

I probably could kick his ass in basketball as well because all he can does is memechuck and only memechuck.

Actually working hard enough to be a good NBA player when he didn't have to to be materialistically comfortable is pretty admirable goes for both of them. 99% of the time players sons lack the grind to do it because of comfy upbringing. Also so salty.

t. Millennial

>Because he's a spoiled rotten child

How is he spoiled? Should be pretend to be from the streets when he isn't?

He has zero work ethic, period. ZERO, end of discussion.

It's not a matter of where he comes from, it's a matter of what he's contributed to the world.

All young Steph has done was mooch off his parents and not take responsibility for his entire life. This is degenerate by definition and would go to prove that if Steph never played basketball, he would almost for certain be a failure.

And what gen x or the baby boom is the picture of self reliant hard workers lol gimme a break. In reality we've all been riding the coattails of the greatest generation so unless you're 80 fuck off.

What are you people talking about? Steph Curry is a professional basketball player who has been to 3 consecutive NBA Finals. He's also won two consecutive MVP awards. Of course this man has worked incredibly hard. Just because he wasn't raised under harsh circumstances doesn't mean he is not a hard worker.

hard work is to be done as necessary, and as little as necessary

I'm 18 years old. At least I have the balls to call out everyone older than me. Besides, the best basketball players are Gen X i.e. LeBron and Duncan.

>one trick pony

He's one of the greatest shooters of all time, has one of the best handles in the NBA, one of the best free throw shooters, one of the best passers, has one of the deadliest layup moves, and has the deepest range of any shooter in NBA history.

That's more than one trick

>babby talking shit about hard work

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Can someone tell me the origin of the millennial meme with the Warriors?

>one of the greatest shooters of all time

Were you around for Reggie Miller? Steve Nash? Larry Bird? Dale Ellis?

ALL are objectively better shooters than Curry as he choked hard with his 3 point percentage last playoffs.

Read the OP, how fucking lazy are you?

Don't act like a fucking millennial if you're asking us why the Warriors are associated the way they are.

they're not better shooters

look at the 3-pt %, and look at curry's range on those deep threes he sometimes shoots

>he isn't a millennial
either a real pre-chanology oldfag (doubtful) or a summerfag (likely)

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NFL: Seacucks
All of the MLS (literally made for hipster millennial faggots)
MLB: Closes is cusb but most of their players arent total faggots like SEA or GSW so idk
NHL: no clue i dont watch it
Soccer: uefalona (seriously every faggot i know worships them)

>again
quality thread, faggot

Will OP kill himself when the Warriors sweep the Cavs in the Finals?

does anyone outside of people who work in/for the league consider MLS to be a legit professional league? Or does everyone see it as a side show in the world of sports?

>>Their newest free agent acquisition is a bitch and coward of the highest order, betraying the very principles we all hold dear in the world by being a fucking traitor

What does this have to do with being a millennial?

Taking a shortcut to sell out the entire country of a chance to prove his worth, and betraying us all for fucking Commiefornia. KD is a vile traitorous piece of shit to millions of Americans. Millennials don't care about responsibility, only the easy way.

Tell me how that isn't being millennial?

here in seattle people take the sounders """"""""""seriously""""""""""""""

Warriors, Xecucks, and Nanners are the big ones. American soccer fans bandwagoning random elite Euro clubs and even national teams instead of following MLS/USA.

Disagree on Yankees just because millenials are notorious bandwagoners and the Yankees haven't been a powerhouse in recent years.

t. millennial

Which Bay Area teams aren't hipster millennial teams?

Maybe the A's?

I was born in 1999, nice try.

how's summer?

But the Warriors literally have the oldest roster in the NBA

maybe

but the A's did started the whole "let a number crunching computer program run the team" model that all the millenial teams use these days

It's a summer fag troll. Don't try and logic him. He's just throwing around buzzwords like they are lebums mom.

Giants and 49ers and Sharks

not just basketball
every sport in Murrica wants to sell the story of these poor souls who were plucked from hell by the magic of sport

any details about a normal/positive past is ignored, understandably because those stories are boring.

the worst is in MMA where it seems like to be taken seriously you have to have been an abused orphan

I have literally seen guys claim that another fighter didn't belong in the sport because he knew his father.

>He hasn't heard of the Hawks bandwagon or the one for Tyler seguins dick

user, just look at any hockey game with the Hawks and tell me who the bandwagoners are

Yankees have Aaron judge, and he's going to create bandwagons en masse in New York. Heck, it's been here

nah, the hawks have a longtime core of players that arent edgy faggots. They arent millenial even if they get tons of bandwagoners

>Barcelona
>literally had to concede titles to Real Madrid because Franco was in charge

ok man

Is hating on millennials a meme at this point?

That's ancient history at this point. Barcelona's been the go-to La Liga team for trendy millennials ever since Messi joined.

Look at the rings on the fingers too while you're at it

wow, imagine being this much of a massive faggot hahahahahhahaa