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Like you wouldn't hit it if you had the chance.
they genuinely love each other
Her pussy game must be ridiculous.
Like a dolphin's blowhole, user
Go to the gym, Hugh
>Hugh will never fuck you brutally
;_;
>not a dolphins pussy
Most dolphins are sluts, user
Holy fuck, she wasn't even good-looking in her early age and Hugh was even better-looking. What the fuck. How does this even happen?
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that gut
whats the age difference again?
I'd totally fuck Huge Ackman
no homo
12 years, she's 60.
They've actually been married for 20 years, good on em
At least he looks happy. That's what matters.
>adopted children
So not only is she some haggard old bird, but she can't even conceive either?
WRONG TIMELINE HUGH
what the fug
That how being gay is supposed to be. You get yourself a beard and at least ostensibly hide your degeneracy from the world.
BEARD
He's gay m8.
>he's 48, she's 60
yeah this will not last. she is officially post menopausal and he is still in high level physical conditition, not even 50 yo yet.
What the fuck are you doing hugh? What fucking fetish does he have
I don't get it. No one would fucking care if he said he was gay. Hell, this faggot world would eat it up and have every comic cuck announce it to the end of time that Wolverine was a fudgepacker
He's a big fag
But that doesn't mean he couldn't at least donate sperm for her to do invitro if he finds pussy so repulsive, wouldn't it make more sense to have a natural born child than adopting others?
It's shopped.
not really much of an improvement but at least she doesn't look like cottage cheese
Oh? This isn't. Doesn't look much better. I wonder if she watches while Bryan and Hugh ''rehearse'' scenes for X-Men.
Bryan only sups upon the finest twinks, bear daddies aint his thing
what the fuck? is this shit for real? how does this even happen?
he's a homosexual
>adopted children
GIMME DA CASH
The perfect beard.
Hugh is still young. He's most probably gonna outlive her, then he can marry a 18 y/o qt girl (or boy).
Why exactly would that make more sense? Adopting is the moral choice and also doesn't force somebody through the 9 month pregnancy period. If Hugh has given up on the idea of passing on his genes, then that's his choice.
You think he and Bryan Singer ever
Nah.
>If Hugh has given up on the idea of passing on his genes, then that's his choice.
>you will never kidnap Hugh Jackman and over several days forcefully make him cum against his will
whatever we don't drink we MIGHT donate to a fertility clinic.
>we
I can't drink it all myself!
Nobody care about DCEU's Flash.
Not even WB.
Do you think he's a top or a bottom?
Which actors have gotten a ride on the Jackman?
He must love all the anal fucking Marvel gives DC
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You should be able to divorce a woman without any consequences should she getting fatter/uglier than she was on your wedding day
>and you are Bond, James Bond I presume?
>No, Just James
>Shaken, not stirred, but fried, and toasted with sprinkles and extra butter
Dependable beard.
damn she's not even THICC in an attractive way
Raising some random guy's children is the definition of cuck.
why does this faggot look so much like Hiroshimoot?
this fucking triggers me every time
>come from the arse end of ireland, with a horrible fucking swill accent
>it only gets worse as you are shipped off to live with minkers in scotland then to london to get bullied by chads
>busk to make ends meet
>get selected personally by tenessee williams to perform on stage
>work your way up through stage, and background roles to make it as an actor
>become THE man as james bond desired and wanted around the world
>marry aussie model who was in bond films before
>she dies of cancer
>marry again
>she bloats like a house
>watch your daughter die of the same thing that killed her mother
fucking JUST
>people still using cuck incorrectly
Shakespeare wept
>get selected personally by tenessee williams to perform on stage
that ruins it, lucky bastard
also the 'shipped off' part i assume means he went to super fancy private/boarding schools which probably helped a lot