DETROIT TIGERS @ HOUSTON ASTROS GAME THREAD

DET:

1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Alex Avila (L) C
3. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
4. Victor Martinez (S) DH
5. Justin Upton (R) LF
6. Mikie Mahtook (R) CF
7. Andrew Romine (S) 3B
8. Tyler Collins (L) RF
9. Jose Iglesias (R) SS

HOU:
1. George Springer (R) RF
2. Marwin Gonzalez (S) SS
3. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
4. Evan Gattis (R) C
5. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
6. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
7. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
8. Norichika Aoki (L) LF
9. Jake Marisnick (R) CF

first ros

32 would be nice

Astros will lose in the postseason

You personally won't even make the wild card game

Astros commentators suck

Blummer is good

he kept sounding like he was amazed by every single strike that was thrown and I just had to mute it

Wasn't there last night, and he isn't tonight either. Idk where he is but roof is open and I'm not there :(

Marisnick gonna have another big game; I feel it brehs

That was Mike Stanton I think, and yeah, he sucks. Blum had a few days off this week.

I didn't mean to say Blummer cause idk who that is

If Morton can give >us 5 innings with 3 runs of less you can put it in the books

love that park to be desu

The angle off the bat made it look like it was going into right, but oh that double play I was cheerin.

Also I'm hyped for my 2k monitor coming in on friday.

wew

Springle Single!

Break out of this slump now

Norris looks like Fydrich from the back

It's highly underrated imo, even though I'm probably very biased.

If only he could pitch like him

When did marWIN get that faceplate on his helmet?

m a g n i f i c e n t

Norris getting squeezed

The zone has been erratic all series. Not the best umpiring tbqh

>Beltran
time to work the count full and then swing at garbage to end the inning and strand even more RISP

is bob davidson the ump or something?

desu though yeah I'm not a fan of this replacement commentator

Could not care any less about this team and season than I do now.

then why even come here

>39 pitches through 2
It's gonna be one of THOSE Morton starts, isn't it?

To get dubs

Wait until norris has his usual 20 pitch inning where he'll give up a run or two

cheggum

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>bregman actually doing something right
hehehe, nice

>these images

What is this, 5 years ago?

Based brad is gonna get fired isn't he?

Wake me up when the K w/RISP train stops so I can dive headfirst off this awful ride

It's almost as if he's not a good pitcher.

Based kinsler

Why did he have to get our hopes up?

Fucking cerebral

It's over, brehs

Trade Cabrera please

He got your hopes up Space, lol, I was optimistic, but I've pretty much never been a fan

pretty depressing evening so far

It's not even the 7th inning yet!

so is peacock staying in the rotation?

I hope so. I think the question right now is who he's replacing. Wouldn't be surprised if Hinch let Fiers & Musgrove have one more start each to determine who sucks more.

These umps must hate Marwin

McCANN'D

we /smawlbawl/ tonite

>rags
hehe

happening

here we go

It's a "morton pitches bad then pitches okay" start?

Dat Bregman catch

game of the season for him so far

im trying to imagine miggy in 5 years when he's 39 and just so fat and on a team of children or AAAA players and STILL has another year on the contract

take Morton out before he implodes

He's actually recovered well. This is a dangerous tightrope Hinch is treading.

>I called him bad
Yeah he still sorta is imo, but we also said we'll definitely take him, and I'd hope he'd fall into the 5th spot after McHuch and >trade acquisition.

Alright then, Morton.

wew Charlie

>i want to believe

>since one year ago today, the Astros are 98-69

>dat song on the charlie morton montage

Aw crap

victor do not fuck this up

Nice one, Devo

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GOOD ENOUGH!

lewd

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the last digit is how upset houston is from 0-9

*0 being most upset

It's true. Being 96-66 means you gotta lose 66 games somewhere so I don't mind.

hehe

we can do it stros

Aww poor guy

welp gg

>Girl is literally on the verge of rivers
>Hyperventilating
>Give up HR

I honestly wanted him to strikeout

wtf lol gg

we still in this lel

are we doing this?

fuck off
no

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Good series

you dont have to be a dick senpai your still losing this series