Emily Blunt

>Emily Blunt
>smokes a blunt

>His name is Jack
>He's White

>John Ratzenberger
>Puts rats in his burgers

>Jenna Fischer
>Fishes using only live bait

If Tom Cruise went shopping, he'd be Tom Queues.

If Tom Cruise was sad, he'd be Tom Blues.

>Albus Dumbledor
>Dumbles doors

>user makes a post
>Gets dubs

If Tom Cruise was eating, he'd be Tom Chews.

If Tom Cruise was a cow, he'd be Tom Moos.

horrible thread

If Tom Cruise was making beer, he'd be Tom Brews.

If Tom Cruise was a band, he'd be Com Truise.

If Tom Cruise stole your money, he'd be Tom Jews.

Com Truise is a guy.

If Tom Cruise was a cook, he'd be Tom Stews.

If Tom Cruise was Brazilian, he'd be Tom Hues.

>Donald Trump
>Trumps Hillary in the election

If Tom Cruise was a detective, he'd be Tom Clues.

If Tom Cruise was black, he'd be Tom Uncle.

If Tom Cruise was black, he'd be Tom Crews.

If Tom Cruise was a bomb, he'd be Tom Fuse.

If Tom Cruise seized control from the government, he'd be Tom Coups.

If Tom Cruise didn't like dogs, he'd be Tom Shoos.

If tom cruise was a pigeon he'd be tom cooes

If Tom Cruise was sleepy, he'd be Tom Snooze.

If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic he's be Tom Booze

If Tom Cruise had a Nike deal, he'd be Tom Shoes

If Tom Cruise was a journalist, he'd be Tom News.

If Tom Cruise was a helicopter, he'd be BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

If Tom Cruise was merely pretending, he'd be Tom Ruse

Or Tom Mews.

If Tom Cruise didn't win, he'd be Tom Lose

If Tom Cruise was a boxer, he'd be Tom Bruise.

If Tom Cruise had a twin, they'd be Tom Twos.

If Tom Cruise had a twin, he'd be Tom Twos

If Tom cruise was a shade he'd be Tom hues

If Tom Cruise was Indian, he'd be Tom Poos-in-Loos.

If Tom Cruise were gum he'd be Tom Chews

If Tom crews was famous he'd be in tom. news

If Tom Cruise was a sheep, he'd be Tom Ewes.

If Tom Cruise made a model aircraft, he'd be Tom Glues.

If Tom Cruise was a jew he would be Tom Ruse

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If Tom Cruise was an exasperated user, he'd be Tom Wews.

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If Tom Cruise were a black musician he would be Tom Blues

>emily blunt
>doesn't stomp on my balls

>Morgan Freeman
>Is a free man

If Tom Cruise was a ship full of tourist going around the Mediterranean he would be Tom Cruise

pep

>Trump
>British colloquialism for fart
>Stinks

rly makes u think...

this is the worst thread on Sup Forums

If Tom Cruise went on a trip around the med with Terry Crews they would be a Cruise Crew

>Shia The Beef
>is beef

Or Tom Cat

>emily blunt
>has pointy elbows

They would be the Cruise-Crews Cruise Crew.

If someone shit in Tom Cruise shoes, he'd be Tom dont shit in my shoes

>has anal fissure

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KEK WILLS IT

If Paul Walker didn't wrap around a tree, he'd still be a walker

i hate this bitches face i wish i could punch her square in the fucking nose like fuck you you ugly bitch ayy lmao :^)

fuck this unattractive same acting cunt

Sicario
More like MUH DICKario

more like absolute fucking pleb who doesnt drop same acting cunts

She was hot as fuck in that Cinderella sequel thing as the ice queen.

He looks like she's turning into a camelface, just like Felicia Day.

>Emily Blunt
>has a cavernous cunt

I only really liked her in, my summer of love desu.

What did she mean by this?

>2016
>not carrying a bottle full of vodka water
nerd

>Hillary
>is hilarious thinking she could win

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Jenna, please... it's over.

>ywn take off a girl's stalkings and sniff them after a long, sweaty day
Why even live.

>take off a girl's stalkings

>stalkings

>a girl's stalkings

haha
good one user

This was funny user
Don't mind all these Blunt-haters, they aren't actually being serious

I don't get it.

funny how many people misspell "stockings", isn't it?
even got google confused

>stalkings

>180x250)
>Dur dur durr. I have a perfect description of a woman in my mind and if you don't agree there is something wrong with you. Durr!

kek

>stalkings

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>emily blunt will never be your wife
kill me honestly

>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>No, no, of course not, no.

Is she a good dancer?