You're in the club and you realise ten minutes after the fact that this guy subtlety and politely undermined your...

You're in the club and you realise ten minutes after the fact that this guy subtlety and politely undermined your girlfriend's ass. What do?

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Tell him this is a private club and he needs to leave.

>Actually I don't think I do need to leave. Why don't you want to talk to me?

What now?

Bargain with him

Ask him if he's jewish

your in the club when this guy sicks a task force on your girlfriends ass. What do?

I buy her an even nicer window

He'd rather not say

Berate him for befriending JImmy Savile and doing puff pieces on him instead of listening to his sexual assault victims

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>Get into car and drive 360 degrees away

Come up beside him and stare into his side camera and exclaim
>Oh my God

Discuss at length how I use my reputation to avoid being labelled a paedophile, we become close friends

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Ask him if he can see that the vikings were black men

Tell him I'm fit as a butcher's dog. There's nothing more fitter and stronger than a butcher's dog. All the scraps, all the bones, all the hair... Mmm! That's it.

offer him a job to do the intro sequence at my radio station

Tell him he's a fuckin' asshole and they know where my children go to school

>download one of his dad's travel books
>first half an hour is about his wife cheating on him

Imagine being Louis in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Joey, you fuckin' cool, all sexy with your skinnyfat body and horrific expressionless autist face. I would totally be friends with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is subtly mock a Scientologist in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Louis and not only stand by that staircase while Joey flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and greasy skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that scream. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his autistic attitude as everyone on set tells him GOD MADE HIM THAT WAY and TO TEACH ME A LESSON PROBABLY!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his porcine fucking retard scream contort into types of wails you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been interviewing nothing but a healthy diet of pornstars and cult members and later alleged saville rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Cambridge. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his protruding stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "Etsubatsu (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with chicken tenders in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could politely undermine every single person in this room before the camera crew could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Louis. You're not going to lose your future rap career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I nudge my wife and whisper into her ear "go dance with him". They dance in most disgustingly sleazy way possible, he even put his hand up her shirt and massages her tits in front of everyone, including my friends from my work. I sit on the sideline, watch, and drink. Eventually he comes over to me, dragging her by her hand, and says "Hello, allow me to escort your wife to your place, drive us home". I lead them back to our car, they get in the back together. As soon as we start moving I start hearing slurping sounds. Out of the corner of my eye I can see my wife's head bopping up and down, presumably on his lengthy cock. We get home, this time she drags him out of the car, but she's dragging him by his dick, and leads him into the house. I get out too, and realise my neighbour Geoff is standing on his driveway and has just seen her and the mystery jew guy go in together. I go inside.

I can already hear the sound of pounding flesh on flesh upstairs and my wife's screams, partly of joy, partly of pain. I pay our 30 year old female babysitter who is visibly itching to get the fuck out of there, and she runs out. I go upstairs.

He is tugging my wife's hair, fucking her in the pussy doggy style. I get some sense of the size of his cock as it briefly exits and enters her pussy with extreme force. It is unbelievably large. I tried to fuck her this hard once, but she got so angry about it that she pulled away, slapped me, and didn't talk to me for two weeks, said I was a disrespectful piece of shit. Meanwhile, this dude man is screaming at her "I'M FUCKING YOU LIKE A FILTHY PIG WHORE!", while he slaps her titties and goes hell for leather in her cunt. Eventually he flips her over onto her back, mounts her missionary, sticks his tongue down her throat and fucks at an unbelievable pace - she starts having the longest orgasm I have ever seen her have. He erupts shortly afterwards in her cunt, and cum overflows out around his cock and over her asshole.

All he does is say assertive things without backing down while looking and sounding nerdy and it makes his American victims have mental break downs.

lele

what a cuck

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>first half an hour
It's a Sup Forums reads a book for the first time episode

Tell him that Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief is a much, much better movie than My Scientology Movie

he would probably agree desu

>Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief
I just googled Prison of Belief hoping it was a scientology docu I haven't watched.

I am stupid

I did the same user

What's the episode where he starts a rap career?

You and me buddy

I ask him if he's a fucking jew or not real nigga, if the answer is he latter I concede defeat, write a peace treay and then drop some dope bars with him

heh

Don't remember the exact name but it's from Louis weird weekends, it's called hip hop or something to that effect. Great episode

Kek

Have you thought about my cock today?

Engage in a staring contest with him and then ask him if he's a real nigga

That's quite romantic

>fucking with louis

It would be the last mistake you ever made