/mlb/ general - FEELS edition

NYY: Ellsbury exits with concussion, neck sprain
SD: Margot forced out with lower leg tightness
CWS: Jose Abreu homers, doubles, drives in three
OAK: Jed Lowrie doubles twice in four-hit showing
OAK: Sonny Gray strikes out 11 in win over Marlins
NYM: Mets activate Travis d'Arnaud (wrist) from DL
DET: J.D. Martinez not in lineup against Astros
HOU: Carlos Correa remains out on Wednesday
TOR: Joey Bats remains hot with homer, two runs
MIN: Berrios moves to 3-0 on Wednesday vs. O's
LAA: Street (lat, shoulder) ready for rehab games
SEA: Danny Valencia (back) returns to M's lineup

Just hand the World Series Trophy to the Rays already. Every other team is useless, but if you just hand it to them everyone will forget this season existed.

...

>When you're so desperate for (You)'s you make a thread on the slowest active board before bump limit

>its a sam dyson episode

delete this

It's even worse because you don't have Peyton Manning to bail out your football team when the Rockies inevitably miss the playoffs again.

1stros
>mfw >rags

lessgo rockies

make your own meme

...

>Cuck Dyson

And my team has 5. Big whoop now let's get back to baseball. GO SOX!

>tfw white sox

lol im fine with the Broncos being bad for a while since I got to witness a title I could also appreciate (too young to remember the 2 other broncos titles)

>rags
ahahaha

>Being too young to remember 1997 at the earliest

How mad would you be if the Tiggers brought Sam Dyson into your bullpen.

Not him but I was 2 in 1997 and I'm 22 now. Do you feel old yet?

>FEELS edition
L-lads... how comfy is a minor league game?

Large migraine

comfy/10

>Do you feel old yet?

I did already.

Well the good thing is that you will never have to deal with him because he will never have a major league job ever again after this season. However, on the other hand, Fernando Rodney is still in the league.

>Rockies are good
>have a first ballot HOF on their roster just now hitting his prime.
>everyone is pissed off
why does Colorado rustle so many jimmies?
Is it just the "boo small market" meme, or what?

>>everyone is pissed off
What?

LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON

He's convinced that pissboi constitutes everyone.

You want comfy?

Go to your local independent league team

...

Do people really eat monkey soup in Brazil like that picture showed me? Go Stros.

not him but i'm 34, i've been lurking since 2007, its been a decade...you'll never ever leave

TYBArenado

>Do people really eat monkey soup in Brazil like that picture showed me?
Weirdest, yet common shit I have ever heard people do was in northeast, where apparently people in rural areas fuck goats and chickens. But SOPA was like, first time I ever heard of that.

But it's not rare to see monkeys on urban areas where I live, and there are subhumans where I live... 2 + 2 = 4

> i was 2 in 1997

lol, child

No one is rustled by the rockies

I remember 1997 and it was shit.

Thanks for the Oilers, please give me the Astros so I have a baseball team.

you have music and the preds

Nobody escapes Sup Forums unless they really didn't post here much in the first place, or they find some stupid replacement that suits their retardation better (like reddit or twitsp).

MARINERS!

true

i originally found it through Sup Forums but i haven't been there in ages. mostly sp, but also wsg, pol, fit and diy if i'm feeling hobby-ish

I want hit you in the face with a 98 mph fastball.

MARINYAS!

Your limp wrist cant get above 50

Hey! Be friends!

I didn't say I would throw it with my wrist.

i'll lift yr limp wrist like an antenna to baseball heaven

Sup Forums pls go

>rags is the only cute thing in the pic
figures

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WAS THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

Pretty sure everyone knows there are people in their 40s in just about every board on the site. But in 10 years the number of 50+ year olds will probably be about the same 2bh and it will still somehow surprise people.

>mfw the Braves go worst to first again

I'm turning 30 this year and keep telling myself I'll quit coming.... But I always come back

Teach me baseball stats, /mlb/.

tfw you realise you're probably arguing with 16 year olds

Your OPS is the percentage of errors you make, the number of times a player exclaims "OPS!" if he makes a bad throw or misses a catch

Thanks. I always wondered what OPS was.

Can someone who is not computer illiterate (me) webm this pls? tyvm

sports.yahoo.com/news/nastia-liukin-goes-gold-ambitious-flipping-first-pitch-191235745.html

OPS is all you need for batters
OPS against is all you need for pitchers

balls against bat per inning pitched or babip is a measure of how many times a batter makes contact with a ball in an at bat

For example if a batter takes two balls, fouls two and then hits a single their BABIP would be .600 because they hit the ball three times out of five

RIP Vuvzela

the only stat that matters

Oh I thought BABIP was Batting Average (against) Balls In Play

This fuckin guy

WAR, or Wins All Remember, is the number of games won thanks to plays by a player. Players with a lot of WARs are both popular because of their greatness, and great because of their popularity.

Naturally, guys like Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds had a lot of WARs.

nah, it's babes against balls inside penises

my wife and I are sitting here laughing our asses off to that guy...

ROCKIES

>not xOBA

31....!

When Nolan was at bat a couple innings ago I heard him yell..
>YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYER NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT

Speaking of Eddie Vedder, when will he finally die? He shouldn't have been the last one.

I mean, it's true.

>mfw another road series win

>red sox win

i actually prefer wXrbEcOPrTG per at bat

...

Rockies win!

...

i need some shorts that don't make me look like an immense abercrombie faggot

FIP is "false indicator of pitching" and it's designed to stress how accurate ERA is in the real world

lets get dem brooms ready

based

That's not TWTW.

Cargos

Yankees win

...

Other than the Sneks, the Rockies road record is better than every other teams' home record.

> being this much of a college kid

itt: baseball players you would allow to sex you

Mike Trout
Aaron Judge
Mike Stanton
Shohei Otani

I love the big boys

that broad from Pitch

i'd like her to squeeze out a fat slippery turd on me

I'm straight, but I'd let these two double team me any day. No homo.

Which of them would have boobs, besides Trout?

Anyone if you pay them.

I had a dream that Dae Ho Lee was fucking me in the ass while eating a corn beef sandwich

just thought I should share that with you all

wait, which one of y'all was eating the sandwich

>MEST

Hill has walked 4 in the second, he keeps it up doyers fans are gonna start booing

I hate Sam Dyson. If I see him around Oak Cliff I will beat his ass to pieces. They won't even know what's left of him after I'm done with him. My Rangers don't deserve to lose like this AGAIN. Don't fucking reply to me with that faggot >rags shit.