Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do?

Hand her a bowl of eggs. Tell her she doesn't need to tell me what happened but she does need to eat these.

start farting

my name is zlatan

Turn around. Not especially good looking and stupid as fuck SJW feminist cunt.

Ask her for a hug, make her a drink, ask her if she's lost
oh and repeated violent anal rape

Slap the feminism out of this cunt.

>brutal rape & slowly torture
so she knows what true oppression feels like before she dies

Call the police and get her arrested for breaking into my house and violating my safespace.

Hope she told peopke she was planning on being or doi g something somewhere else with someone else. No need for aliby to police when she goes missing.

"feminist"? Nope

Ask her why couldnt the eagles take harry to narnia

Punch her in the throat and throw her out of a fucking window. Stop posting this retarded feminist cunt. She soured herself with that ruinous shit, or other grils will start to think it's ok to whine and scream that men should be locked up for having dicks and that all sex is rape.

Hold her at gunpoint until the cops get there.

And this is why i love Sup Forums

Turn 360° and walk away

Beat that pussy like a punching bag

Turn 360 degrees and get outta there!

punch her in the mouth with the force of a 1000 suns.
>KNUCKLE SANDWICH

I don't lock my house but I'd be a little surprised to see her there. I would inquire as to her reason for being here.

Ask how she got in my room and if she likes my waifu pillow

apologize for the mess

Have a debate with her about modern day feminism then make love to her

Ask her if she wants a cup of tea

>"bugs bunny"!!?

not this again

cunt

alohomora, duh

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This guy knows

Lick her eyelashes.

Is this some new reddit newfag meme?

Any other oldfag can explain this shit xD??

Here we go again with this faggots beta male fantasy

slap that dirty bitch

"turn 360 and walk away" is as old as time newfag

>doing anything with Harvey Weinstein's leftovers other than telling her to get out

Get in my boxers and go into my bed pretending to not know she's there then pretend to try to sleep.

Boy, I sure am sick to death of your Emma bullshit.

Tell her to go home and send Alexander over.
He is far cuter than she is.

/thread

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I must be retarded because I laughed really hard at this. Fuck you.