Guess the movies based on crap description
>i think gf is cheating on me
>kill
>electric chair
>still cant get gf
>bzzzt
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Guess the movies based on crap description
>i think gf is cheating on me
>kill
>electric chair
>still cant get gf
>bzzzt
Pic unrelated
> guy go in the past
> guy go back to the future
>the movie where op is a faggot
Either back to the future or predestination
guy with pussy sniffing dog goes underground to impregnate women. escape and eat female.
A boy and his dog
you must be old
I wouldnt bet much on that
dyke fights water oppression with help of furries and mechanized artillery.
then you like old bad movies
That, and alot of mst3k
Space balls?
Tank Girl
Fuuuuck, I knew it sounded familiar
> get driven out of home
> bunch of little fags tag along
> pick up homeless man
> wtf he's got a hot gf
> her dad's got this huge fucking mansion
> all those hoity-toity types pledge to help
> including the short hairy one
She's not a dyke, tho. She just fucks nigger 'roos.
Ok satan
> stripper
> wtf she doesn't take off her clothes
Texas chainsaw?
nah, wrong genre
> mom's sick
> meet fat guy
> share umbrella
> leave on different buses
> sneak out at night with sister to dance with fat guy
> mom gets worse so sister runs away
> fat guy brings the bus
> find her
> mom gets better
Underqorld, aeon flux, black widow
Underworld and Aeon Flux don't have strippers.
See pic.
>nigger
Flash dance
That works, too
Black Panther
fonze in prison
eats eggs
dies
Sin city
>couple fucking
>stupid ass infant aproaches open window
>kid fucking dies
>couple is depressed
>couple decides to go to a cabin in the woods
>woman goes bananas
>rip balls
>rip clitoris
Strangers
> lots of mini-mes
Nop
>limbless lady crys blood
>Must exact revenge
>Build saw-esque town
>Kill hundreds of people
>Everyone but one dies
Prove me wrong
friday the 13th?
Nope
Black panther?
Nightmare man?
> art made of twisted twigs
> blubbering
> lots of blubbering
> the gross type
> and she's not even that hot to begin with
Curious now...
Nope
Well get to guessing
Blair witch?
Blair witch project
Gone with the Wind
Close
Yep
>it's snowy
>Mean people coming
>Fuck it set the snow on fire
Anti-Christ
>Jew says "but I didn't do anything" a lot
>neck boil
>a storm approaches
>start getting high with bug powder
>shit just keeps getting weirder and stops making sense
Yes!
Cool hands Luke
Enter the void?
Serpent and the rainbow
hand singular
An honest man
John Dies at the End?
40 days of night
no. A Serious Man
30 days of night
Hey-oh got it
Well fuck me sideways with a chick dick I got one word wrong
nah but pretty close
who's John?
willy wonka
yellow brick road
A movie.
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
Nope, they're not Wonkas or Dorothies.
Two words, two thirds (66.66%) of your answer
You'd know all about they hey sunshine?
That's passing by ameritard standards for high school
I'll give you a hint, the main character is often wearing a hat.
> feral girl
> whores
> progress good or bad?
> god walks around
> dies
film has a connection with
Goddamn son . . .
>"Talk to me goose"
>Horny girl and edgy teen go on a road trip
>Shit goes sideways
>really sideways
>Fuck, edgy teen ded
The one where Tom Cruise didn't have gay sex with a bunch of flyboys, maybe
what?
Still haven't gotten this one yet
Hints then
>Dude pays loads of dudes to help him
>One dude doesn't want money
>Still do deed
>Still dies
I think that was old man for "yes"
Ok ill write the first one again
>i preffer remembering things as i remember them
>gf is cheating??
>gf is kill
>electric chair
>new look new me
>tfw still cant have her
>this is some weird ass porn
>gf is kill
>5 star wanted level
>Bzzzt
Not neccesarily in that order^
Jeepers creepers
gotcha. It's a damn good movie.
well done
Not remotely
Electric chair in 1800s France?
No it's Doctor Doolittle.
Striptease Demi moore
No, but ive been looking to find that perfume movie, thanks for the name, check
13 assassins?
> gf almost gets raped
> creepy kids try to make friends
> go on a rage killing spree
> but everyone's still calling me by the wrong name
> they call in the military
> fuck the military, they're punks
> accidentally kill gf
> freak out
> happy ending maybe, maybe not
She showed tits.
>main character is alcoholic
>gets kidnapped and held hostage for 20 years
>gets out, fucks his daughter then asks to be put back in his cell
>pull up on ooze dude with the squad
>gang gang shit
>kills leader
>fuck gotta find more power
>meet green thot with a stick
>Run on Ooze dude and throw hands
>fireworks
?
Finally yes
Old boy?
Power rangers
The shitty spike Lee remake it sounds like
Winner winner