Guess the movies based on crap description

Guess the movies based on crap description

>i think gf is cheating on me
>kill
>electric chair
>still cant get gf
>bzzzt

Pic unrelated

> guy go in the past
> guy go back to the future

>the movie where op is a faggot

Either back to the future or predestination

guy with pussy sniffing dog goes underground to impregnate women. escape and eat female.

A boy and his dog

you must be old

I wouldnt bet much on that

dyke fights water oppression with help of furries and mechanized artillery.

then you like old bad movies

That, and alot of mst3k

Space balls?

Tank Girl

Fuuuuck, I knew it sounded familiar

> get driven out of home
> bunch of little fags tag along
> pick up homeless man
> wtf he's got a hot gf
> her dad's got this huge fucking mansion
> all those hoity-toity types pledge to help
> including the short hairy one

She's not a dyke, tho. She just fucks nigger 'roos.

Ok satan

> stripper
> wtf she doesn't take off her clothes

Texas chainsaw?

nah, wrong genre

> mom's sick
> meet fat guy
> share umbrella
> leave on different buses
> sneak out at night with sister to dance with fat guy
> mom gets worse so sister runs away
> fat guy brings the bus
> find her
> mom gets better

Underqorld, aeon flux, black widow

Underworld and Aeon Flux don't have strippers.

See pic.

>nigger

Flash dance

That works, too

Black Panther

fonze in prison
eats eggs
dies

Sin city

>couple fucking
>stupid ass infant aproaches open window
>kid fucking dies
>couple is depressed
>couple decides to go to a cabin in the woods
>woman goes bananas
>rip balls
>rip clitoris

Strangers

> lots of mini-mes

Nop

>limbless lady crys blood
>Must exact revenge
>Build saw-esque town
>Kill hundreds of people
>Everyone but one dies

Prove me wrong

friday the 13th?

Nope

Black panther?

Nightmare man?

> art made of twisted twigs
> blubbering
> lots of blubbering
> the gross type
> and she's not even that hot to begin with

Curious now...

Nope

Well get to guessing

Blair witch?

Blair witch project

Gone with the Wind

Close

Yep

>it's snowy
>Mean people coming
>Fuck it set the snow on fire

Anti-Christ

>Jew says "but I didn't do anything" a lot
>neck boil
>a storm approaches

>start getting high with bug powder
>shit just keeps getting weirder and stops making sense

Yes!

Cool hands Luke

Enter the void?

Serpent and the rainbow

hand singular

An honest man

John Dies at the End?

40 days of night

no. A Serious Man

30 days of night

Hey-oh got it

Well fuck me sideways with a chick dick I got one word wrong

nah but pretty close
who's John?

willy wonka
yellow brick road

A movie.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Nope, they're not Wonkas or Dorothies.

Two words, two thirds (66.66%) of your answer

You'd know all about they hey sunshine?

That's passing by ameritard standards for high school

I'll give you a hint, the main character is often wearing a hat.

> feral girl
> whores
> progress good or bad?
> god walks around
> dies

film has a connection with

Goddamn son . . .

>"Talk to me goose"

>Horny girl and edgy teen go on a road trip
>Shit goes sideways
>really sideways
>Fuck, edgy teen ded

The one where Tom Cruise didn't have gay sex with a bunch of flyboys, maybe

what?

Still haven't gotten this one yet
Hints then
>Dude pays loads of dudes to help him
>One dude doesn't want money
>Still do deed
>Still dies

I think that was old man for "yes"

Ok ill write the first one again

>i preffer remembering things as i remember them
>gf is cheating??
>gf is kill
>electric chair
>new look new me
>tfw still cant have her
>this is some weird ass porn
>gf is kill
>5 star wanted level
>Bzzzt

Not neccesarily in that order^

Jeepers creepers

gotcha. It's a damn good movie.

well done

Not remotely
Electric chair in 1800s France?

No it's Doctor Doolittle.

Striptease Demi moore

No, but ive been looking to find that perfume movie, thanks for the name, check

13 assassins?

> gf almost gets raped
> creepy kids try to make friends
> go on a rage killing spree
> but everyone's still calling me by the wrong name
> they call in the military
> fuck the military, they're punks
> accidentally kill gf
> freak out
> happy ending maybe, maybe not

She showed tits.

>main character is alcoholic
>gets kidnapped and held hostage for 20 years
>gets out, fucks his daughter then asks to be put back in his cell

>pull up on ooze dude with the squad
>gang gang shit
>kills leader
>fuck gotta find more power
>meet green thot with a stick
>Run on Ooze dude and throw hands
>fireworks

?

Finally yes

Old boy?

Power rangers

The shitty spike Lee remake it sounds like

Winner winner