This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

Your old

*you're

to white needs more bbc

you want a husband with a small head? ok I guess..

That you will be sorely disappointed when you cannot land anything remotely resembling that.

*youere're

He's gonna be out fucking gym rats and you're gonna be stuck at home in the kitchen. God help you if you don't make his protein shakes correctly, his backhand will probably take your head off.

Look for a husband with money, you idiot.

You want anal prolapse? Ok i guess...

Nope, I'm a top.

I could look like that after a few steroid cycles
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some jew with shrunken balls who's sterile due to steroid abuse?

nigga please work out your triceps. your arms are unaesthetic as fuck.

Coulda shoulda woulda. Tiny ass shoulders.

what moves are you making and what makes you better than any other vagina?

>implying you could remotely get someone like that as husband

Are you fucking kidding me? Unless you're like 10/10 girls with tight butt with great tits, he ain't going to marry you.

he's probably not into women

ayy lmao you look funny as fuck with that big ass biceps and small ass hands

Looks very insecure, and very heavy, you will need very solid beds and a solid toilet bowl.

fag

You can go for it, but he'll cheat on you.

Source: I would cheat on you

Just kidding, I'd never get married to begin with because I'm not a cuck

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How the fuck would you know?