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The rules are simple.
There are three tribes. Red, Blue and Yellow.
Each tribe gets one action per turn.
Actions can be anything so long as it fits within the current civilization.
Example "X tames the local wolves to use as hunting dogs"
Dubs decide what the action is.
Trips override dubs.
Trips are required to do something that effects an entire tribe in a negative way, or something gamebreaking like:
"Tribe x somehow manages to get their hands on a cache of AR-15s"

Quads are required to do something that effects all tribes.

And finally, in order for tribes to engage each other they will have to find a way to cross the rivers.

To recap. The Blues are werewolves.

The reds have a farm, the key to the center chest, and have made the gender spectrum.

The Wuz Kangs (Yellow) have inbred with chimps. Disassembled their houses to build bridges, replacing them with mud, and a KFC

The Chad tribe to the south has made a virgin factory, and been cucked by the Wuz Kangz

Yellows cross bridge and rape virgins

Also the reds have revived hitler, but he's been kidnapped by the Wuz Kangs

That was quick

the nigger chads split and become the coon tribe

Blue inbreeds resulting in mutant werewolves than can swim

after so much inbreeding the blues have futas in their tribes which become the top of the social hierarchy

Blue become furries

roll

Reds train wolves as personal sex slaves

wuz kangs invent larceny, rape, and murder and utilize their newfound technology

Chads build wallbutts to house virgins in

roll

Chads build a gym

nice quads

KFC establishes franchises in every corner of the known world, driving Wuz Kangs to conquer the world.

Quads of peace, game ends

awwwwww shiet

this is pretty cool tbh

Rolling

Quads of peace need to be rolled for

satan appears in the middle island and will grant power to who ever arouse him the most.

also check'd

Yessss!!!


Reds start mining iron and discovers gunpowder

Roll

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also, one member of blue tribe dies because he cracked his neck on a rock

Rolling for mines

Chads and Kangs need to move

Blues build WALLBUTTS

white leader of the wuzkangs chains a few of em together to travel over to the temple

Chads create weponized autism

Kangz create armor for the chimps

Chads work out and become even more buff

blue rapes the red furry traps

Chads listen to Taylor Swifts new album.

Blue teams dick's fly off and lodge themselves deep in the asses on the red team. The red team leaks jizz constantly.

rollan

roll

Reds swim to chest to open only to find an ancient scroll, the scroll is in Nordic after deciphering it they realise that it is elemental powers

Kangs moved already

Roll

rolling

the wuz kangs claim to have won the game long ago back when we had rocketships that ran on kool aid... but the white tribe stole our advancements and cheated...

Blues invent Popeye’s chicken
Yellows discover this and rush to conquest

Waiting on chads.

wtf.... a win I guess

rllin

Fug yeah

rolling for the wuzkangs to trip over their giant lips while running after a white woman.

Chads have virgins attack red with nerf guns

chads build WALLBUTTS

Blues start to grow wings and learn to fly

the wuzkangs find a cache of drugs... they snort it before they realize it was a supply of antibiotics.

Again, what a waste

albino chimp puts chains on the wuzkangs and force them to work. they prove useful and cut down a tree and make a raft.

Blue expands it's huts to fit extra tribe members.

Update?

Reds create a new tribe called the fags who they butt fuck every hour to eleviate stress and tension

The blue team attempts to have a giant orgy, but sadly, they have no genitals. In a fit of rage, they shove a giant log up one of the blue guys ass, killing him. This sacrifice pleases the Ass God and the Ass God gives them their genitals back but the red team still leaks jizz.

Roll

Chads!

Fug roll

Blues expanded their huts.

Reds rolled quads for their wolf sex slaves, thus gaining control over all wolves on the island, and amassing an army.

Wuz Kangs raped the virgins in the factory.

Chads did nothing

Rolling

Chads did something

You missed

Rolling

chads grow a pair and drop a bomb and ends the game

Kangz find a cache of guns but don't know how to use them.
They proceed to throw the guns away

One more again

wuz kangs invent rape, larceny, and murder, and use them on other people

Chads build wallbutts

Fug this

Someone else got trips and overwrote that

Please took

roll

Also. The Chad Virgins attacked the kangz with Nerf guns, but that really didn't do much. So same result really.

Reds harvest crops and feed themselves, duplicating the population.

top kek

the wuzkangs find a cache of drugs... they snort it before they realize it was a supply of antibiotics.

Rolling for benis

Rollin

Benis in anus

albino chimp puts chains on the wuzkangs and force them to work. they prove useful and they find a key

Blue teams flying dicks anger god and trigger the apocalypse. The trumpets are sounding and angels and demons fall from the sky.

Fug dis

Reds* Misread that

Rooooool

6666 get

blues pray to albino chimp for salvation

reroll

Rolling for thinking of me but I don't know how to do it and I will be there in 5 hours before I get there so I can get a ride to the airport

Reds, Kangs and Blues need to go.

Rollin

Chads take over nazi temple and use it to gas virgins

Blues go to Kang territory to fuck some wolves

A Red tribe member re-enters the Nazi temple and presses a mysterious button. The temple transforms into the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp. The tribe member gets crushed in the process.

they can all worship the albino chimp now?

Blue team pray to Anubis and he gives them their dicks back in return for their servitude, they build a temple for him

reroll