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The rules are simple.
There are three tribes. Red, Blue and Yellow.
Each tribe gets one action per turn.
Actions can be anything so long as it fits within the current civilization.
Example "X tames the local wolves to use as hunting dogs"
Dubs decide what the action is.
Trips override dubs.
Trips are required to do something that effects an entire tribe in a negative way, or something gamebreaking like:
"Tribe x somehow manages to get their hands on a cache of AR-15s"

Quads are required to do something that effects all tribes.

And finally, in order for tribes to engage each other they will have to find a way to cross the rivers.

Update on the game so far:

The Blues are werewolves. Who have invented welfare. And had a big orgy where they lost their dicks in the chads

The reds have a farm, the key to the center chest, and have made the gender spectrum.
They've also created Auschwitz and have revived Hitler to serve as their leader. They also have invented popeyes chicken and control over all wolves on the map.

The Wuz Kangs (Yellow) have inbred with chimps. Disassembled their houses to build bridges, replacing them with mud, and a KFC.
The Wuz Kangz raped the Chad virgins, and have been leeching off of the Blue's welfare. They have also invaded the reds to steal the chicken

The Chad tribe to the south has made a virgin factory, and been cucked by the Wuz Kangz. They released their virgins and were made horny by the blues.

And the virgin tribe is currently dying in Auschwitz.

was the last to win

Sheitttt

Nibba stop them dubs

what a fucking waste

Double waste of Dubs

The reds start building the space nazi flete.

Kangz trash the Popeyes and eat all the chicken

the irony

Reds try to resist Kang invasion.
Kangz, full of chicken and flush with welfare, kill all the reds.

Triple waste now.

blues have inbreed futas immune to space aids

Holy shit that waste streak

The remaining virgins evolve into their final form and kill off the chads

fucking triple

In retaliation, Reds kill off all invading Kangz with wolves, then uses the rest of the wolves to kidnap the Kang tribe to Auschwitz for slave work, sparing chimps and Hitler, who join their team.

Yellow wages a successful raid on red. Resources are aplenty.

Rollo

The reds (nazis) make virus that makes niggers dicks shorten.

Rolling
Kangz however, blame reds and kill them all while crying racism.

roll

Rolling, fuck nigger kangz

rollen

Oprah Winfrey invades, eats everything and everyone leaving behind a black hole.

oh yuss

The reds kill all the kangz

o shit

Sheeeeeeit

roll

From last thread:
Hitler runs away to Auschwitz. Reds do the same and move their farm and huts to Auschwitz.They grab SS uniforms that can be found there.

THE FUCKING WASTE

Quints ?

Yellow overrun red, castrating all males, reds are now beta cucks

oh vey.

DAMN

Fug nigga waste

NIGGER
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chads become gay and get pregnant with blues

overrides

>WINNERZ

Kangz cry racism and chimp out, killing reds in retaliation

Reds anhero themselves

Chads get really into loli hentai and revert into virgins

Blues, and virgins need to go

Blues dig a hole, find nothing

Virgins finally fuck in auschwitz, duplicating their population and turning it into their settlement

roll

Kangz lost their turn due to the quints assault.

Seems like a fair consequence.

OP STOP YOUR DUBS MY MAN

ultimate autism

rip chads

not today
welp today is the day of blitzkrieg

This

checked

Virgins find guns and zyklon b in auschwitz

A Kangz leader arises.

Kang X declares the reds will be destroyed “by any means necessary”
Kangz burn Red villages

This is going to fast for OP.

not to waste my roll. Niggers get a 3 turn cooldown meaning they cant do shit for the next 3 turns. and they get shorter dicks.

SO BE IT
A gigantic space turd lands on the world, ending the game

All the virgins jerk off to hentai and their cum drowns the kangz tribe

Roll

Come on op

rollerionion

Blues are the last ones to go

roll

score again for me.

The wolves defect from the reds and start their own society

Blues learn how to swim

Rolling

Rolling

Rolling for blues to learn swimming

Kangz don’t understand, ignore their ban and rape reds to death

Winner

Roll

reroll also they cross into red territory

Blues create schools

theyunderstand so they get a cooldown 3 turns.

Blues mine for metals

Roll again

Getting dubs and sheeeit

reroll

Rolling

blues look into the OJ Simpson case

The blues still need to fucking go

roll

God damn it I wasted trips

Ain’t nobody got time fo that shit
Kangz rob and burn all other tribes in the interim

roll

Roll for mines.
They also start to grow micropenis

check'd

Strong autism right here

done

kangs get a lobotomy making them docile.

Roll

roll.

Blues start mating with red wolves and become the submisive sluts of the red wolves

btw does evryone realsie OP is long gone. or is unable to keep up.

winz

the next update is goin to be huge