That'll be $9.99 for the remainder of this pizza sir, oh and you've gotta suck my tip *unzips*

that'll be $9.99 for the remainder of this pizza sir, oh and you've gotta suck my tip *unzips*

I ordered sausage where is it?!

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Okay

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what the fuck is wrong with you freak

your mom gay

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I sucked a delivery driver off once.

Story time story time!

really?

Yep, really. I'm a guy though, and I answered the door naked.

moar how did it happen tell us moar

in muh pants

Lol. Was that you????

Years ago I was a driver. A guy offered to blow me if I gave him the pizza for free. I was really thrown, didn't expect to hear that. Said no, not my thing man.
Went out to my car and thought fuck it. Sick of no action, was a virgin. Knocked on the door again. Told him to make it quick.

Well give it to me then, I paid for it dammit!

*inserts sausage in your mouth*

*sucks on it*
well thank fuck

good boy
here comes your yogurt sauce
;)

what the god damned fuck
I did not order yogurt sauce!
I ordered a large sausage pizza, and
I ordered cinnamon sticks with white cream for dipping
Where in the hell is my cream!?
I will not be tipping you, this is horrible service

actually was a pizza boy for quite a long time and had people proposition me for free pizza, or pay extra to do certain things with their food.
took a few offers, was a nice city with good looking people.

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tell moar what sorts of things

Well then when I order cream I had better get my goddamned cream, and it better still be hot!

blowjobs and handjobs were pretty common. penetration a few times, been at a couple parties where people offered weed or beer. been paid to cum in food twice, one a chick and one an old guy. 200 bucks from the old guy.

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How did blowjobs/handjobs happen? How did they ask?
How did you get requests to cum on the pizza?

most of them were extremely forward. most often college age people, pulling coy shit like pretending to not have enough cash and then asking if "there's any other way" they can pay. i was pretty professional (minus cumming in food for money kek) so I wouldn't suggest anything, but eventually they'd straight up offer in exchange for free pizza. sometimes it was just as a tip though

the requests, the two I got, were pretty similar. they had cash ready and asked if i'd be comfortable doing what they ask for money. i said sure. the chick wanted to watch me jerk off and tell me when I was close. when I did she told me to do it on her food, which was kind of a shock at first but money is money

being a prostitute is a choice.
raise your standards shekel worshipper.

So if I offer money to the cute delivery boys, they will do these things?
I will try this.

I had no idea delivery boys did these things. I wonder how much it would cost me to buy a cute pizza boy's socks?

depends on where you are and what the drivers are like but probably, yeah. if you pay enough.

it honestly blew my mind the first couple months of delivering, how people treat delivery boys. people treat them like escorts or hired help. i had countless deliveries where people ordered food just to have someone come around and help them with building something, moving something, killing a spider etc etc. you start feeling more like a handyman than a driver sometimes

i'd have sold you my socks on the spot for 20 bucks. never had anyone ask unfortunately

>she told me to do it on her food
God damn that's hot

20 bucks. Good to know.

>guys, i found... a bugged online store

20 bucks goes a long way back in the college days lol. anything less and i wouldn't have felt it was worth it, drive around in shoes without socks.....eugh

personally not my thing but hey, glad you find it hot.

How much dollars would it take to come inside and fuck a guy in the ass (assuming college-aged, cute)

not sure, I wouldn't have fucked a dude. everyone has a different price but you'd probably be looking at 500+ at least

I'm the dude who posted above got blown once. You reminded me, I had some drunk uni guys give me a carton of beer as a tip. I told them about a million times I couldn't accept, besides I was only 17. They wouldn't take no for an answer. One guy even started getting aggro about it.
Damn it's not like I wasn't appreciative. I ended up hiding it in the boot. It was either that and risk losing my job, or getting a black eye.
Also if someone wanted my socks I'd have sold them for $10. No problems at all. No one ever asked though.

this thread is gay im just here to see who got

I think I'll keep it twenty, just to be safe. I really want those socks.

man i'd have given the carton to the next customer if they were an adult. explain the situation. might've been a good tip

Damn I wanna be a pizza boy

I want to call a pizza boy right now

Actually, good point. Running around all night, getting sweaty. Feet smelling like arse.
That was when i first started. I felt like I had to be polite to the customer no matter what. After couple weeks realised makes no difference, people hardly ever tipped, or they were arseholes that put shit on you for being a poor student. I'd rock on up to places where a party was going on with 12 pizzas and started feeling dread.
Shit should be simple, here's what you ordered, that's $100 please. In and out in 2 minutes. But no, they would argue over the price, or some stupid bitch would say I didn't order Hawaiian pizza, or they would say they didn't get any garlic bread. Not realising the dude over there has already eaten half of it.
My wife did that shit during uni. I don't know how, it was freaky enough being a well built guy sometimes. Couldn't imagine a chick doing it.
Do you really want your car to smell of old pizza 24/7? Never could get the stink out.

What are you gonna ask him to do?

I likely won't. But maybe I should flash him a couple hundred dollars and ask him to jerk off in front of me and then cum on my face? This only works if the delivery boy is cute though. Should I ask them to send their cutest boy?

most annoying were people who didn't check their pizza right then and there. you ordered meat pizza, you received cheese. you could have opened it up at the door and told me this is cheese, not meat pizza, and I could've given you the right box.

instead, you wait until im gone to open the fucking box and when you do, you wait around for 10 minutes deciding whether you should call the pizza shop or not, and when you finally do, I'm already back or on my next customer and i now have to spend an additional 45 minutes to get to you.

fuck

nah dont say anything like "send me a chick" or "send me the cute ones" it just comes across as creepy and they won't. And probably flag your house.

It really depends on your driver. but the best thing you can do is have cash out ready and be very forward. kneel down in front of him as you ask or something. if they have a chance to hesitate they might say no.

also are you a dude? might have less chances if you're a dude

>Should I ask them to send their cutest boy?
That's gonna be a red flag mate. Just assess the situation at the time. Even though I was down that one time, thinking of my workmates, a couple of them would've gone to the cops. Unless they were also getting their cocks sucked and just pretending otherwise.
How things operate now you'll probably get a dude named ahmed or a string bean named Chang with zits all over his face and coke bottle glasses.

>are you a dude
of course

fuck

if you were a chick i would have. just saying

ten bucks for that sorry excuse of a pizza? it looks like somebody drizzled ranch on it! that CAN'T be more than a medium at the best of times.

>most annoying were people who didn't check their pizza right then and there
Fuck, yep that shitted me big time. Or they people that totally forgot their order.
> Nah I didn't order supreme, I wanted chicken and apricot
> Mate, this receipt tells me you ordered supreme but
> Fucken bullshit bra, you've fucked up, give me my chicken apricot
Missus comes out...
> Brian wtf is going on?
> This joker's stuffed up the order, he's given us a supreme
> Oh ffs Brian, yeah, because that's what I ordered. Now give the kid his money and say sorry

Meanwhile I've got two other orders in the car going cold.

order pizza ;3

Threads interesting as fuck.

Started as a gay fantasy thing but turning out real interesting. Any other pizza delivery anons got stories?

You think that is ranch dressing....

i mean i can answer questions if you have any.

r-right now?
but what if the boy calls the cops?
Do I just slam the door and pretend I know nothing?

ive never heard of anyone calling the cops over it. worst case scenario imo he just says nty and leaves

I'd pay more, to be honest.

what kinda stories you want?

Even been in danger? Nasty dogs or thinking you might get robbed?

Has anyone taken the food and shut door on you refusing to pay or saying they did it already

Or seen shit going on in people's homes that made you go wtf? Drugs or shit like that.

What about if I leave the door cracked and I am stark naked on all fours with my ass in the air? Facing away from the door with a couple hundred dollars resting on top of my ass?
Would they run away, call the cops, or accept the offer?

personally id have left the pizza, grabbed some money and left. im not gay so idk, depends on the driver. maybe don't be that forward with things

almost got robbed only once. like i said nice city. he backed down as soon as i said i had everything on recording, and it was being streamed back to the shop (was a lie)

few people refuse to pay, i'd just leave, explain what happened back at the shop, and we'd flag their house and call the cops.

seen crazy parties, people doing drugs and drinking, or people having sex out in the open. had some guys try to get me upstairs at a party and "have a go" on an unconscious chick. honestly i went upstairs to look but noped out very quick, wasn't about that shit

Kek. Think about it.
> Be straight laced pizza dude
> No answer, step inside
> See a hairy man ass with couple hundred bucks on it
> No idea what guy even looks like
> Sir I'm just gonna leave these pizza on the table, you have a good night sir
> Swipe a $100, leave change on counter
> Run back to car feeling ikky
> Tell boss and get address flagged.

You just gotta wait for the right moment and see if he picks up your signals. Be forward. Even if it means ordering g pizza every night for a whole month though before you get a taker.
If that ever happened to me I would run a mile. I might have been down for a blowie from you, but I wouldnt ever have stuck my dick in your hole.

sounds like a bad idea and kinda reeks of desperation

damn wtf

What sort of signals should I send? How should I go about it?

yeah it can get weird. but obviously had its perks. people who are actually attractive coming to the door in a robe or a tight shirt and making it painfully obvious they want you to look at their tits makes up for the bad

This is only from my perspective, everyone is different.
Happened to me once as I said earlier in the thread. I turned the guy down straight away. It freaked me out. I tried to be cool about it and he was real apologetic.
I was sitting in the car thinking about it. Still a little shocked I suppose. Just thought why the fuck not. Was an opportunity I might as well take up because blowjob. Also it seemed he had more to lose than me.
I ran back to the front door and said I'd changed my mind. He had mouthful of pizza but swallowed that real quick.
It was weird but I was more horny than anything else. Stopped worrying about it and let him go for it.

So don't be overly gay creepy. Make yourself as non threatening as possible. But be forward. Maybe just say as pizzas being handed over something like 'i know you're real busy, but if you wanted to stay for a couple minutes I can do something to make your night a bit less stressful.'
Unless he's retarded he'll know exactly what you mean. Before he can think about it say 'you keep your clothes on, I get on my knees, and you will be out the door in minutes, no one will ever know.' that's pretty much word for word what the guy told me.

Pause and wait for his response.

this seems good to me

are you gay/bi?

Nah. But when it was offered I took him up on it.
We were busy but I'd never had my dick sucked. Thought why not see what it's like. I was worried because I'd been working for a few hours, it was summer and I reckon I must've stunk down there.
He didn't seem to mind though

Yeah I reckon he had done it before.

What reaction should I expect if I offer some pizza guy money for his socks? How would I even bring it up, to be honest? What if he gets violent?

that's pretty innocent. Just say something like hey, i'll throw in an extra twenty if i get to keep your socks

I'm really nervous about doing this. But I also really want to. I also don't wanna make the pizza guy uncomfortable.

>that will be 9.99 plus tip
>...what?
>you want to buy my... socks?

no only cute anime boys are allowed to deliver the pizza not beer belly bobs

Im not giving you shit if you keep eating my pizza

Get on your knees

just do what feels right desu

Maybe say that upfront. And pretend to be straight.
Tell him 'i don't want it to be weird for you. It's just my gfs been away for a few weeks, I've often wondered what it's like, I just want to try it once.' maybe say to him only a minute if your not sure about it, I expect he'll forget all about the minute once you get going.

And do say anything while sucking him. Us straight guys hate hearing a male voice coming from down there. No matter how good things are going, hearing a bloke moaning is not hot for us.

I'd actually prefer a thicc boi deliver my pizza.

I meant to type DONT say anything

suit yourself, you can have him
I want anime boi to deliver mine

if you get a gay guy i'm sure he'll be down for it.
i was very down when i got greeted by a girl on her knees.

Jesus fucking christ

What happens if I answer the door with sweatpants on and a massive erection?

A bit more info please. Good looking? Did you nut? How long did it take? Anyone else around?

huh?

the one i'm specifically thinking of was pretty hot yeah. she swallowed and took probably less than 5 mins. another chick was kinda out of the way just watching, it got kinda awkward so i looked away. she wasn't like filming or masturbating or anything, literally just watching

my guess was that it was a bet or something

would probably try their hardest not to laugh

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Makes me think of all the wasted opportunities. Probably missed a lot of cues from customers as well
Oh well. The small amount of fun I had was still worth it

any stories?

Sorry mate I've already posted mine.

Bumping for the win

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