How can one of the greatest men to ever live be reduced to this creature?

How can one of the greatest men to ever live be reduced to this creature?

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People are so obsessed with living long today. It's really not worth it.

do you know how many 10s he fucked in his lifetime?

He's probably a happy man still. Miserable people die prematurely.

no sorry

he's pretty fucking old

He outlived the Soviet Union by 25 years, and was born 6 years before it existed.

Fuck, any day now, gents.

He had a stroke twenty years ago and just didn't give a fuck. Why won't he die?

Yeah it is.

Especially with the internet.

and he's of russian descent

he's a Jew

What's wrong with his earlobes? Is he so old he's melting?

thracian stronk

da... a russian one

One more month and he'll be 100 years old. Complete Übermensch.

He's fucking 99, how do you expect him to look?

Ashkenazi is more accurate.

I'm just trying to stay alive until they invent brain-jars and robotic bodies.

Praise be to the machine god

oh i want sundaes charge them on my card

you're an ass. A real asshole. Hope you get your own shit shoved into your mouth care of Jamal and Tyrone, you insufferable piece of shit!

May Kirk Douglas live to see 123!

>give it a try, it's like kissing a peanut

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123! is a bit much, 123 would be quite nice already

he's lived so long because he took Natalie Wood's soul

Becoming a 100 isn't so bad. I wish my old man could approach those numbers.

May he live to be a thousand; a dried husk with sunkn trillion microscopic threads sustaining his actuality within the eventuality of his mortality!en eyes, and dark leathery skin coupled to a billion trillion life support devices and nodes that achieves a kind of infinite mortality, less wanton mobility but infinitely better than ceasing to be eternally.

>white people

>How can one of the greatest men to ever live be reduced to this creature?
Because you see, when we age our DNA is constantly exposed to radiation and the like that damages it. And cells with heavily damaged DNA grow inactive and then die. When you live for almost a 100 years, that process has taken quite the toll on you.

I'm sure he's still happy or death would've already claimed him. Long life is reserved to those with happy lives.

It's called "life". Ever heard of it?

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>actor
>greatest men to ever live


No. Just no.

That's not true.

I'm still kicking.

How old are you?

no and neither does he lm ao