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should i be packing?

Is OP a fucking faggot?

Magic 8-Ball, do you reliably account for the future?

IS OP A FUCKING FAGGOT

Should I shoot up my local wallyworld?

Should I pursue wisdom from a random number generator?

If it is to be ordained

Kickass!
Will I obtain one trillion US dollars without any effort, converted to as many million-dollar certificates as possible, within the next month?

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Is OP a giant, cocksucking, dickloving faggot?

Am I a dumbass for doing this?

Rerollin'

Is OP a fucking faggot????

Sweet!
Will I obtain the superpowers I've been daydreaming about within the same amount of time?

Rerollin'

I'll take that as a yes.

OH YEAH
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Are the Magic Dildo-Sock and the Magic Deer as reliable as you, Magic 8-Ball?

Thats not a yes you illiterate retard

Why don't you ask it again, then?

Will you marry me?

Do dragons exist?

Am i a faggit?

Was America doomed to fall from the start?

op samefagin

if i dont go to my drug test tomorrow will i go to jail?

should i skip my test tmro?

Wed?

will niggers take all the white women?

Hey, I wasn't the one who asked it

>guys, i found... a bugged online store

IS OP a fucking FAGGOT!!!??

Am i gay?

Am I getting into my dream school

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Like pottery

Am i ever gonna fuck sarah again? My jb my gb

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Am I ever gonna fuck A again? You know, my kitteh

If user goes to his drug test tomorrow will he go to jail

Will I ever love anyone like I once loved her?

Will this still ruin their entire future and ultimately be the cause of a lifetime of suffering

Will I ever step on 304 soil again?

:(

Give up on her?

will everything end up ok?

Princeton or Stanford?

Will sarah die before she has a chance to see user again?

Is my dad going to live a healthy, happy life?

Should I just get it over with?

will i see him soon?

Should I get any job I could just for the money?

>him

Post TITS

should i drink 5 beers in 2 hours

rollin

Will user actually be dearly beloved by others but constantly experiencing crushing doubt and self loathing, eventually alienating everyone who cares about him.

Hey man you really fucking jinxd me this time.

Again, will user create his own eternal loneliness

Roll?

Is my mum gonna live a long life?

am i still banned

Move on to fucking dudes?

oh hell yes

Will he live a long life wracked in agony

1000 promises of dollars for pictures of your genitals you poor fuckup

should i move on?

Ha, fuck you guy. Me dad deadlifts hes gunna be fine...right magic ball?

shes coming over to play with my penis tonight right?

Will she did covered in agonizing burns after a car wreck caused by user

Princeton it is. Fuck you Harvard for deferring me, #princeton2022

S-Stanford then. Woo...

Absolute madman

WHY ARE YOU DECEIVING ME THIS WAY YOU STUPID BALL

Ha you mispelt you fucking douche hahahahahaha me mums gonna be foine no accidents, right mr magic 8ball man?

shall i drink 4 beers in 2 hours

cool im into that

Will user find out that he is adopted, and his real dad will be fine but his “father” he grew up with will die from a painful hernia after a weightlifting accident that could have been prevented if user was there to help

The numbers do seem to be coming up in your favor.

:^) o im laffin while me dad breaks new PR's

Is this user wishing ailment disease and death upon my parents will actually end up killing his own parents?

Am I going to get killed while on road trip this summer?

Should user move on to alcoholism and regret?

Am i gonna date her?

Shit.

Will she seduce him, drug him, and sell him into sex slavery to be a castrated little bitch boy?

Sorry man did you buy a jewel offa gypsy recently?

Will user be dead long before that?

Fuck no. I only steal jewels from gypsies.

Will I find my dream grill when I go to Uni?

>most likely
>as I see it
>yes
Oh shiiiiittttttt RIP user

Will user discover that instead he has a secret fetish for pressure cookers?

Sorry virgin

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Will my SD card come back to life?

Reroll for user finding his dream boy and becoming a homo

Will it come back to life, but with a hunger for human flesh?

Yup

Is he dead

My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Have I already met my soulmate? ;_;

Will my deepest fantasies come true?

Should I ask you a series a mundane, uninteresting questions that you will answer truthfully?

Will I live to see the death, terror and destruction of all my enemies?